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A fast upload, since I think my husband is dying to see it posted.This strip is dedicated to him, because it was him who inspired it. The actual idea was quite different, though it involved Control Rods too. It was very very funny, but I am too lazy and it involved drawing Darkspawn so I changed it. Anyway here's the original idea, let me know what you think:
There's an Awakening's side quest, Solomon's bridge, in which you must decide wether giving a land Howe promised to a lady who helped him in his compiration to her, or to another noble who is by your side. One of the choices is giving it to the lady, and telling him you're going to compensate him. My son chose that in his playthrough and my husband worked this dialog out:
- The Warden: "I'll compensate you with cheap working hands"
- The noble: "Cheap working hands? But there is a shortage of working hands because of the war"
- The Warden: "I'll give you darkspawn"
- The noble: "What!!! No one can control darkspawn"
- The Warden: "Oh, yes, because I'll give you a control rod"
- The noble: "But Control Rods are for golems"
- The Warden: "Oh, you will find them useful, you'll see"
And the last panel would show a field full of darkspawn being hitted by the noble with the control rod until they obeyed.
I thought it would be awful to draw properly and anyway I wanted to stick to Origins stories, so I thought I could change it and involve Shale (yes! More Shale for her fans!!!) and, of course, Zevran.
Oh, and the blond girl with a long braid he comments with Leliana in one of their banters
Now each time I shout at my husband he says "Please, please, don't use the control rod!!!" XD
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Comments: 83
Arlesienne [2015-05-23 20:22:30 +0000 UTC]
You do remember the famous dialogue...
Shale: I have noticed that the painted elf seeks the attention of the Grey Warden.
Zevran: He certainly does.
Shale: (Snorts) I watched many such couplings during the time I spent immobile in Honnleath. Or should I say I was forced to watch. You do know that this usually ends in reproduction. I have seen it many times, indeed.
Zevran: Oh? That is not such a terrible thought. Creating a new life can be a great deal of fun.
Shale: So you say. I have no idea how a golem is created, but I doubt I shall be creating one anytime soon.
Zevran: Just as well, I imagine. Any lover of yours would no doubt be quickly reduced to a puddle of bruises.
Shale: So you see me winning the affection of another golem, do you? Most golems are slaves to whomever holds their control rod.
Zevran: Funny, it works exactly the same way for us as well.
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SoniaCarreras In reply to NoBuddy-else [2011-05-11 06:23:03 +0000 UTC]
Actually, that was the very first strip which started all the nugcrusher madness
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rooster82 [2010-12-08 11:18:14 +0000 UTC]
Hahaha! She keeps Zev on a tight leash. He probably likes it.
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SoniaCarreras In reply to rooster82 [2010-12-08 11:30:37 +0000 UTC]
Hehehe, thanks! Guess he likes to see she's jealous
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SoniaCarreras In reply to NekoNita [2010-07-27 16:33:31 +0000 UTC]
Muchas gracias! Es una de mis tiras favoritas, aunque esté mal decirlo...
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NekoNita In reply to SoniaCarreras [2010-07-27 20:04:28 +0000 UTC]
Pues para mi sí que es una de mis favoritas. Anda que no me han dado ganas de hacerlo en el juego. xDD
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SoniaCarreras In reply to NekoNita [2010-07-28 10:04:16 +0000 UTC]
Yo le daba patadas cuando se ponía a flirtear con las otras chicas del grupo. Por supuesto no pasaba nada, pero me sentía mucho mejor...
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NekoNita In reply to SoniaCarreras [2010-07-28 11:48:11 +0000 UTC]
Lol, qué gracioso. xD Pero en el fondo es un potito.
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SoniaCarreras In reply to NekoNita [2010-07-28 12:02:50 +0000 UTC]
Y tanto! Una vez lo pillé en un banter flirteando con Leliana y le fui a dar una patada, me líe y activé la conversación en que te regala el pendiente y fue algo así como WTF?, vamos, que quedó como si lo hiciera para compensarme por tirarle los tejos a otra . Si es que en el fondo es un sentimental...
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NekoNita In reply to SoniaCarreras [2010-07-28 12:36:24 +0000 UTC]
Sí, yo le idje que no lo aceptaría si no significaba algo y al final no lo cogí. Más adelante charlamos, se sentía extraño y me dijo que aún tenía el anillo por si lo quería. Le dije: parece una propuesta. Y él: no, a menos que tú lo quieras así. Y cogí el anillo. Fue una escena muy tierna xD
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SoniaCarreras In reply to NekoNita [2010-07-28 12:42:03 +0000 UTC]
Siii, yo también lo hice así, aunque luego en mi PS3 no me salía en el inventario T_T, pero me encanta la escena del anillo. De todos modos es que Zevran es amor todo él...
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NekoNita In reply to SoniaCarreras [2010-07-28 13:04:35 +0000 UTC]
Pues sí. xD Me encanta. Lástima que en el Awakening, que lo esoty jugando, no salga. ;n; Te has jugado las expansiones? Yo de momento sólo tengo una.
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SoniaCarreras In reply to Senseijiufu [2010-07-03 08:07:01 +0000 UTC]
LOL! Thanks! Yes, she's quite dangerous in her own way
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Epantiras [2010-06-30 09:38:11 +0000 UTC]
Lol ^_^
btw I remember a party banter between Shale and Zevran about women, men and control rods...
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SoniaCarreras In reply to Epantiras [2010-06-30 10:52:15 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, one of the best banters in the game I think. But I think Zevran didn't expect Yllwenn to hold his control rod so literally
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LuluCroisant [2010-06-29 21:49:32 +0000 UTC]
ppppppffffffffffhahahahahahahaha
that's hilarious
hahaha...i...just can't stop laughing ^^
awesome work as always ^~
you really surprise me with your ideas ^^ poor Zevran but he really deserved it.
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SoniaCarreras In reply to LuluCroisant [2010-06-30 10:51:29 +0000 UTC]
Thanks! I try to do funny things, sometimes they're funnier than other. But even if it is not right for me to say it, I think this is one of the funniest ones I made.
Yeah, Zevran deserves most of the times Yllwenn hits him. I think he likes it, deep inside.
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LuluCroisant In reply to SoniaCarreras [2010-06-30 21:51:37 +0000 UTC]
all of them are special
hahaha...i bet he does
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SoniaCarreras In reply to bukittyan [2010-06-29 12:57:38 +0000 UTC]
Thank you so very much!!!
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ValtirFaye [2010-06-29 04:52:07 +0000 UTC]
Aaahahhaaha you just get funnier and funnier with these. I love em'!
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SoniaCarreras In reply to ValtirFaye [2010-06-29 12:38:49 +0000 UTC]
Thank you so very much! I try to get funnier but I must thank my husband for this one. I think it's one of the best ones we've worked on.
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ValtirFaye In reply to SoniaCarreras [2010-07-02 02:46:20 +0000 UTC]
Haha, that was clever.
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SoniaCarreras In reply to ChristiVivar [2010-06-29 12:45:18 +0000 UTC]
He's terrible and Yllwenn knows it But she's good at controlling him..
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itsdarkoutside [2010-06-28 23:31:31 +0000 UTC]
HAHAHAHAH thats cute and awesome....i wish we could do that in the game.
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SoniaCarreras In reply to itsdarkoutside [2010-06-29 12:38:06 +0000 UTC]
Yes... well, at least we have our imagination to do that ^_^
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SoniaCarreras In reply to DreamerPierrot [2010-06-29 12:32:30 +0000 UTC]
Thank you so much!!! I'm glad you like it!!
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misi-chan [2010-06-28 21:42:05 +0000 UTC]
xDDDDD
¡Dios, qué bueno! A mí también me gustaría hacer eso de vez en cuando xDDD
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SoniaCarreras In reply to misi-chan [2010-06-29 12:31:01 +0000 UTC]
Eh que si? Mi marido se lleva un cachondeo con esta tira que no es sano. Pero creo que es la que mejor nos ha salido hasta ahora...
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SoniaCarreras In reply to CelticDragon0 [2010-06-29 12:29:02 +0000 UTC]
*And CelticDragon0 found a very shy small emoticon who had hidden under the bed and put it in a new comment*
Just kidding. I appreciate so much your emoticons!!!! Just... only one this time???
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0Moon-Maiden0 [2010-06-28 19:31:04 +0000 UTC]
Haha-that has brighten my day. ^_^ I have this sudden urge to go and continue my DA play through with my male mage who is romancing Zev-but I haven't gotten Shale yet....I heard there's some party banter about control rods between Shale and Zev......*wink* >///<
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SoniaCarreras In reply to 0Moon-Maiden0 [2010-06-29 12:27:43 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, but actually, this strip has nothing to do with that banter... or maybe it does??? It's true that Yllwenn holds Zevran's control rod, after all... XD
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NadiaZeta [2010-06-28 19:04:59 +0000 UTC]
jajajaja excelente aplicación XD aun sirve para controlar XD
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SoniaCarreras In reply to NadiaZeta [2010-06-29 12:26:42 +0000 UTC]
A que sí? XD Sé que es un humor muy bruto, pero me encanta hacer sufrir a mis chicos. Que quieres, yo crecí viendo las historietas de Bugs Bunny y el Correcaminos!!!
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