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Published: 2013-04-13 16:31:38 +0000 UTC; Views: 1428; Favourites: 13; Downloads: 3
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Anthony ‘’Tony’’ Stark, Bruce Wayne, and Miles Peterson are all very rich billionaire men. Well, Miles probably lost some or so money during his conversion to Christ, Bruce Wayne kind of acts like he has nothing, but Tony-Boy is living it up.However, these rich dudes are also secretly very popular superheroes like Batman, Bibleman, and Iron Man. And I wondered, or just had the thought come to me: what would they tell each other if they were in a restaurant and deceased their problems with…. MAGIC!!
Iron Man hates magic due to Chinese sorcery from his arch-nemeses the Mystical Mandarin. Mandarin in some media (like in one TV show) was a Indiana Jungle-Cruise dude who found ancient treasures and ZOOM! He now has powerful rings. In the 2007 animated feature ‘’The Invincible Iron Man’’, Mandarin was a cruel leader in his dynasty and his soul got banished… but, his bloodline was set up so that he could return as a hologram, and get killed again always. In ‘’Armored Adventures’’, he is simply a teenage crime lord who is Tony’s friend?
For Bibleman, he doesn’t like witchcraft because it is evil. The Bible says it is satanic and shouldn’t even been used. It can be seen as an idol maybe, so commandment #2 of the Ten Comments can apply to that. For some reason, I don’t know why, but magic was never dwelt with in the Bibleman series! Sure all the bad guys were demons and used bad stuff, but there is no mention of witchcraft even mentioned. There is only talk about drugs, bulling, and depression, but no magic or anything over mature or… it was probably to keep the series light-hearted. I suggest you to aspect another another or new Christian superhero to battle Harry Potter and Dragons for you.
And now Batman, he is Batman, because he is Batman why question his reasoning… OOOH! I AM DARN SICK OF THIS ‘’BECAUSE I AM BATMAN!!!’’ GARBAGE! In fact, How it Should of Ended and other online … things … have made Batman much less likeable for me than even official DC media. Sigh, I really don’t like the DCAU…. Except the 90s Batman cartoon, but it is not the best thing ever. Back to reasons, maybe Wonder Woman prefers man with magic or he was betrayed by Mr. Fate or Zantana or it is because of Ra’s Al Ghul and the rebirth of Jason and…. So many reasons.
Oh, and that is a Bible Burger (BibleBurger), and Bat-Sandwich, along with Iron-Fries!
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Bigoted fundie-Christians like you have no idea the kind of extensive pain, misery and persecution you've dealt unto many Wiccan and pagan sects because of your senseless condemning of witchcraft. Just because your precious little Bible tells you to do something doesn't mean you should automatically do it. If that were the case, Christians would never eat seafood or have tattoos, the Beatles' haircuts would be considered blasphemous, women would be forbidden to speak in church, women's hands would be cut off if they helped their husband in a fight by grabbing his assailant by the balls, men would stone women who perform premarital sex to death, anyone who works on Sunday would be killed, and kids mouthing off to their parents would be killed. The Bible is chock-full of this barbaric shit, so it technically makes all fundamentalists downright hypocrites.
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Did I mention you must be brain dead to hate the DCAU? Because there is something seriously wrong with you for doing so.
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Another thing, Ra's al ghul does not use magic. He uses a naturally occurring chemical called Lazarus to return from the dead, same thing with Jason.
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Dude, Iron man believes in magic. He fucking hangs out with Thor all day. Batman believes in magic seeing how there's people like etrigan and zatanna. Plus batman and iron man can actually get pussy from a woman, whereas bibleman fucks choirboys all day.
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Odd that you chose Ironman and Batman to be with Bibleman since both of them are as close to atheists/non religious as one could get considering that both of them have fought with and against Gods. Ironman especially since one of the Avengers confirms the Norse religion to be correct.
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actually, batman doesn't really hate magic, he just doesn't believe in it. I mean that in the sense that he doesn't think of it as magic, he just thinks it's a science that hasn't been thoroughly explained, and he's not going to use something that he doesn't understand inside and out.
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Alright, thanks for the information. Ahh.. should I say sorry for nthis idea then?
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