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Published: 2012-09-02 15:46:51 +0000 UTC; Views: 432; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 3
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Ambrose is a real sock viper (here's proof [link] ). His eyes are stone-hard 6 year old Cheerios. Ambrose does not talk and just opens his mouth instead of hissing. Enjoys smashing his face against things and people. Smokes occasionally (not my fault).He can be anything he wants, but don't expect him to do much. Sock vipers don't have brains.
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Comments: 8
Mailus [2013-04-12 20:16:44 +0000 UTC]
half fallen eye sock bond...these are great, you said "dont mind them" sure...makes me wonder what you were on to do this
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spaceskeleton In reply to Mailus [2013-04-12 20:37:37 +0000 UTC]
In college I was annoyed by people posting pics of their cats on failbook with cheesy captions so I made this sock as a parody, like peeking into the toilet with a title like "fearless explorer", everyone loved him and one day I brought the damn thing on a lecture, my friend feels something on his shoulder, turns and sees a retarded snake staring at him, 90 people in the auditorium and the guy lols like a fool, so that's the story XD
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Mailus In reply to spaceskeleton [2013-04-12 20:44:04 +0000 UTC]
hey, i bet you took better care of you "retarded snake" than they took care of their cats after taking those sweet pictures to show to their friends....failbook...u...ehm...this is genius, sorry if its awkward, but it is
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spaceskeleton In reply to Mailus [2013-04-12 21:01:33 +0000 UTC]
naw, don't worry they were just regular pics of pets wrecking household items but hipsters like to see poetry in this for some reason
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Mailus In reply to spaceskeleton [2013-04-12 21:13:16 +0000 UTC]
i have the theory that youtube is ran by super intelligent cats...most successful youtubers that do nothing special, happen to have cats
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