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Published: 2015-10-29 20:27:03 +0000 UTC; Views: 7315; Favourites: 97; Downloads: 12
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- IMA CALL YOU GEORGE~- GUARDS!
Lahzey belongs to
he's an assassin with a bit of Khajiit blood in him and he came here from a parallel universe to talk some sense into a sister who kidnapped the Keeper and never reported back after taking her second mission.
He may not be THAT short but still, one of the things Margot and I have in common... don't let us near cute little people.
Moar!
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MACE OF MOLAG BALL AND EBONY MAIL ARMOR
Vs an insane listener
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I'm either screwed or we're both gonna forget the duel and co cuddle
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I don't have mace resistance, better share the cat
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Yeah lets share
"We cuddle the kitty even though he tries to escape"
"Resistance is futile"
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Guards will arrest us for animal abuse
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Its ok the place is set to novice rn
so sithis is gonna get a bunch of guards in his void
And the kitty boy will still be all to our selves
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Its ok the place is set to novice rn
so sithis is gonna get a bunch of guards in his void
And the kitty boy will still be all to our selves
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Margot is such a relatable and cute character....
My Breton mage is similarly insane.
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OMG THAT BOY IS ME!! I WOULD REACT THE SAME XD
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jen: *hiding behind corner* this one is crazy
shade; she's dark brother hood what do you expect
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First furfaggotry, now nekoshit/furfaggotry mixed with shotacon. You couldn't hit rock bottom harder than this even if you jumped ass-first from a 50-story skyscraper.
WELCOME TO THE FREAK CLUB! I'M THE SHOEBOXER, NICE TO MEET YA!
The weakness is in his tail. You grab the tail, you win the whole kitty
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Cut the shit, everyone knows you'd fap to a halffur if I put a centurion helmet on it
i almost started to miss you, son
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I-It's for historical research, s-shut up I've lowered my standards so fullfur shit does it just fine :^(
Me too mate, the lack of your shenanigans makes the day sadder
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s'okay, recent study shows that everyone on this site is a furfag and a brony. Except for the staff who are into scat and bondage.
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I thought that was common knowledge. This website stays true to its name as a nest of deviancy, after all.
Also this explains the amount of "artistic nudity" that's been allowed to be posted since ever.
Labelling themselves after the porn they fanatically obsess over instead of casually and discretely enjoy it is the stupidest thing people could do. Call me an asshole but I'm blaming the victim this time, they get a lot of shit for a fucking reason that they somehow can't get.
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Ah, but it's not to obvious, eyen you and I are bronies. By default.
The word you're getting wrong here is "discretely"
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Is it because I should've said "secretly" instead or because I'm not being discreet about my degeneracies myself?
filthy horsecock suckers :^)
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No it's because it's the internets, if you have a dirty-ass fetish, everyone in the whole world and their mothers MUST know and if they don't want to, you should force it down their throats by spamming innocent groups with untagged fap material!
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It's sad really, but that's the thing about the internet. It was never meant to be a family-friendly place and it's unlikely it will ever be. My philosophy is that children shouldn't be browsing the internet at all, but that doesn't justify some people's irresponsible behaviour whatsoever. There's no excuse for those that push things this far.
This kind of things didn't happen to you when you were a child, did it? I really hope that's not the case and that you didn't have to deal with learning about some unsettling stuff at such a young age mate
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Hm, not enough to fuck me up, obviously. We didn't have internet back then, just dinosaurs and square wheels
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Dinosaurs and cavemen never existed though, everyone knows God created the world 5000 years ago :^)
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wait it wasn't The Pope?!?!
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That's the antichrist. It is common knowledge that Barack Obama instead is in fact the reincarnation of God almighty and his son Jesus ;^D
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But he allowed gays to join the system marry
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Greeks called it the purest form of love for a reason, numb digger :^3
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dem dirty polytheists can have their own form of love, but for christianity straight incest is the shit.
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Medieval christians would love nowaday's Japanese mangas: incest/inbreeding doujiins for the nobility (gott keep that blue blood pure and clean), lolicon/shotacon for the priesthood, rape hentai for the warrior class and...well, peasants would be too busy dying from whtatever flavour-of-the-month war or pestilence ravaging their country. That and the warriors putting into practice what they learned from the rape hentai mangas.
Which is why at a certain point they wanted to christianize Japan, so that they'd get free weebshit.
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Not much has changed, except for incest that is now only ok in DA BOOK. Only tumblr girls try to advertise it without much success.
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"B-but they were justified because muh Sodoma and Gomorrah got nuked and they thought they were the only humans remaining! Stop making fun of muh Bible!" *crawls into a fetal position and cries*
Can't blame 'em for wanting some of Oniichan's meaty meat though
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Even Adam and Steve were technically twins. And good guy Satan tried to warn them what's appropriate behavior
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Fucking heteros and their sinful ways, always trying to make us like vagoo instead of ponos 
Elton John was right all along
So how long do you think it will take until someone joins into the conversation thinking we're being serious? I really have this strange need to point and laugh at someone this evening.
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Haha and the goatfuckers still think these 72 virgins are females. And virgins.
Wait, we're not serious? Of course, of course...
You can point and laugh at me, I got a kinder egg today and there was a tiny-ass Pinkie Pie in it with real hair and an asscrack and I LOVE IT
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I still don't understand why they're supposed to be 72. What's with this number? Anyway, there's only one kind of virgin they'll find in heaven and none of them are females.
On a semi-serious tone, it's odd how in the past the norm was for men to be real playas while most women had to "preserve themselves" until marriage, while nowadays it's basically the opposite. Which explains why some dudes are so delusional about wearing fedoras: they're nostalgic fucks that think all women nowadays are whores that like asshole guys only. Freaking pathetic.
Hush now, let's pretend it's not a game
Oh fuck you, I don't like coincidences, they always scare me shitless. Just today morning my mom had bought a 3-eggs box with the Minions for me and my sis. And goodness, everytime I'm at the shopping centre I see those Kinder Surprise boxes at the cashier with that weird-looking human Twottle on the cover, it's fucking scary I bet my bodacious ass that some absolute madman is hotglueing those atrocities right now. Also Fashionbutt is best butt, shut up.
To be honest I would've preferred a pony toy even though I don't even freaking care about the show. It's surely 10 times better than those annoying Minions that everyone is obsessing over, even at the radio they're pretending to have them as guests at times just to appeal to the big crowds, it's getting more out of hand than the Frozen fandom at this point. I mean, cuteness beats helium-fueled gibberish for sure, right?
On second thought, I'm okay with what I got because the other two toys were some nice-looking snowcats, one red and one green.
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Even a minion is better than the ugly useless shit that comes in pieces which used to hold together back in the day but now NOTHING fucking fits and pops out after 1 second. I was so shocked to see something well made for once.
Aren't we too old for this anway??
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But mate, half the entertainment is in putting the pieces together. Even the smallest of efforts makes for a far more enjoyable reward that is the final toy.
Oh wait, I just reread your post. I've never had these issues in the last years when (rarely) I wouldn't just toss my toy into the trash.
Aren't some kids too young to discuss who to ship Sonic with? And really, I get those just for the food and barely ever care for the toy. To this day I still order Happy Meals at McDonald's instead of plain "chips and chicken nuggets with a cola" for the price and usually I tell the cashier to not give me any toy because I have no use for whatever flavour-of-the-month (this word again?) movie's toys are in it.
Also we're both closet sickfucks so your question falls into a pit of boners :/
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McDonald's?? IS THERE AN EXORCIST IN THE HOUSE?!
Hey I may be a sickfuck but I try to maintain an image of the coolest motherfucker in the galaxy. And I won't be stopped by a plastic whale that sinks in the bathtub.
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Huehue, I never said I was good company for an in/fit/el like you bud
But you do manage to keep an upstanding reputation and a gorgeous appearance, I'll give you that. Guess I have a lot to learn from you for sure. And though I'm mainly doing this out of duty and not because of your suggestion, I'm kinda working out, which in reality means that I'm using my bike for my everyday back-and-forth schedule around town, and I'm slowly losing weight. So hey, there's some hope for me. Not that I plan on hitting on girls when I'm done, but I kinda want to get a proper shape at this point. Because in the end no one's gonna give you shit about anything if you look like a decent human being and not a greasy sperglord.
>Plastic whales in the bathtub
>Not torpedo toys that you can stick where it don't belong for extra entertainment
No but seriously, I suck at english. Is "plastic whale" a saying or what?
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I meant the cool shades and macho poker face at all times but hell yeah alright!
The plastic whale came in one piece I thought it was supposed to float and I raged when it didn't. I should have read the instruction, what it does is squirt two drops of water. Fun for the whole family.
There are Animal Planet toys currently, so today I got a walrus, named him Horker. Might throw him and that whale a wedding.
torpedo toys they're just liberal propaganda.
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I supposed the macho poker face came with the macho bodyshape in a whole package.
Should've named him Cicero in reference to that one pun he makes.
I remember years ago Animal Planet had released an album and several collectable sticky cards/pictures. I think it was divided in categories such as "savana", "ocean", "farm" and the likes. As far as I remember I trashed them a month or so ago during a home clean-up because of a family evening with some relatives and all that. Those cards were pretty nice but I couldn't bother myself with buying even more cards to finish the collection, so I just stored it in a shelf after I was done attaching all the pictures.
Damn, wish I had more bathtub toys back in the past, the only things I can remember were a small Captain Hook ship I got from McD's that would only float if I removed the huge sailtree or whatever it's called and one of those one-piece-every-week toys that came along Mickey Mouse's comics img1.annuncicdn.it/71/7b/717b2… and this was one of the only comic toys I ever completed, the other one being i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTIwMFgxNjA…
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Meh, my only real tub toys are sharp razor and not so sharp razor. 'Tis a warzone.
Don't put too much macho on yourself, you'll be a dickwad 
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"Sharopo Razoru, folded a thousand times, it can cut through armpit hair and pubic bushes alike".
/f/ as in females? Those guys who can't stop thinking about vagoo?
At first I thought you were talking about the board and since I never visited /f/, I thought it was the furry board, so I check it out after reading your reply and find this i.4cdn.org/f/Double%20Dragon%2… now I want to find my old whatshisface console and play some Contra or something :/
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shit I meant /fit
btw check out what gave me a headache today Contribooting
glad the dumbass deleted this
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You have me at a loss here, I've never seen or heard of people who talk about /fit/ and stuff their nose in other people's business.
Wait, you're not telling me someone actually told you they were from /fit/ and threw a tantrum at you IN PUBLIC, are you!?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m8vlQ…
What does that fucker even do on this website? Does he simply reupload random pictures that he thinks were removed from the internet and make some non-existent show logos or something? Also noticed right away he has some kind of "interest" on bellybuttons, to the point that he also attached a bellybutton.jpg on Bianca's belly jamnetwork.deviantart.com/art/… so you know exactly what kind of person this is.
And since we're on the subject, what fancomic is that? I've never seen this one in your gallery and I only remember that other comic of yours with a frankenstein monster she-villain as protagonist or something along those lines.
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Yeah there was that obnoxious dude in college who would talk about 4chan all the time -_-
It's just a crossover between the two cartoons, my first stuff here was all Space Goofs related. Anyway I was worried since zeviantart completely pulled the ability to report art theft if you're not the copyright holder yourself. That's why many people left recently and they tried to drive the attention away with this core nonsense.
Yeah, that pasted bellybutton square... I don't even know what to say. Why can't autistic people be like on tv? Counting sand grains and all instead of fapping to this weird shit.
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Shit mate, this is pretty pathetic. Oh, get this, I've learned about a guy in my school that is probably autistic: apparently he's bipolar, talks in a neet-like way on whatsapp (his whatsapp nickname is "Summoner", who the fuck even uses that kind of name outside of a videogame environment?) and he's the kind of retard who gets mad when you tell him that League Of Legends is shit or that you own anything but an Xbox360. I'm waiting for an occasion to just piss him off in public and since he already annoys another friend of mine it'll be twice the fun to see him sperg out! This is going to be one of those years in which I'm the asshole that harasses another asshole to an unholy extent and I get to be the hero of the situation, what more could I ask? I'll be sure to tell you some after-action stories later on if I manage to get him to go berzerk.
Oh good, they removed an important feature from the website! What's next, they're gonna make DA a premium-only social network for artists? Is it gonna be subscribtion-based like some kind of World Of Warcraft of the internet? How long will it take until this shithole dies from all the tumorous nonsense that is currently enduring? Dammit, I don't want to move to Tumblr, the layout fucking sucks...
You're thinking about the Ralph Wiggum kind of aspie, that's just a "special kid". Real assburger stuff is behaving against the norm without even realizing that what you're doing is bad, weird, scary, disgusting and whatnot static.fjcdn.com/large/picture… read the first two or three posts in the screencap to get an idea.
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Ohhh that's fairly new, I gotta start visiting that anus again sometime, I'm falling behind on the dramatica worthy legends.
Go Bully! I know it's not nice to say someone's asking for it but... yeah
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Yeah, the worst thing is when you get there to scroll through a lot of worthless shit and then leave just before something legendary happens. It's what happens when you're normie tier and not a full-fledged degenerate.
GET THE MEMES READY, LADS! RAIDING SEASON'S UP AND RUNNIN'!
sta.sh/04am348tupd
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...... I'm.... conflicted.....
Should I help the cute kitty boy with irresistible tail and eyes to get away from Margot?
Or, should I help Margot to grab the cute kitty boy before he could make his escape?
Hmmm..... decision... decision...
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Now, that's an idea.
*grabs the cute kitty boy and carried him on my hip while trying to keep Margot away using a long sword* Back away, woman! This kitty boy is mine!! All mine!!!
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