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Published: 2015-11-05 18:44:45 +0000 UTC; Views: 3280; Favourites: 48; Downloads: 8
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Nyeheh another commission posted here, it's just too relevant.For our amusement sometimes makes his Breton vampire Morgan extra EEEEEVIL. (Akatosh bless you with free potions forever)
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And here she presents some small suggestions on how to end the civil war to a new and improved Jarl Elisif the Not-So-Fair-Anymore.
I suggest you all zoom in on that map, EvilMorgan spent the whole afternoon coloring her evil schemes.
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Morgan: We could just burn all the Stormcloak-supporting holds.
Elisif: I'm not so sure that's a good idea.
Morgan: I could have a dragon roast Ulfric if you'd like.
Elisif: I'm tempted...VERY tempted.
Morgan: Well, you know where to find me when you decide, Jarl Elisif.
Elisif: *watches Morgan walk away then turns back to the map*...
Elisif: *goes after Morgan* Morgan, wait!
Morgan: Yes, my Jarl?
Elisif: Just don't burn down Whiterun. Oh and I want to watch when your dragon kills Ulfric.
Morgan: *bows* It shall be as you command. One question. Can I kill Erikur? He won't leave me alone.
Elisif: Beat him black and blue but NO killing.
Morgan: *Sighs* Fine.
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*Tuns into MermaidMan from SpongeBob* EEEEEEVILLLLL!!!
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*Windhelm isn't burning*
*Best capital and best Jarl are burning*
Of all towns in Skyrim she chose to spare the one that's 50% rednecks and 50% ashdiggers and scalefuckers.
Execute her immediately on charge for incompetence. New Elisif sucks ass more than ever.
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These are ghost towns, Morgan already ate or stabbed everyone in them.
She keeps asking Serana if she hit the high score yet but Serana is busy playing with doge.
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But she failed to re-enact a good old "final solution" on all of Worst Capital (and for fuck's sake, who in their right mind wipes out Whiterun?).
Huehue, playing with doge? Did I miss a comic strip or something?
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No, they live happily with a terrifying giant wolf :3
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Oh nice, is it Farkas or Vilkas OR PERHAPS SOME SELF-INSERT DONUT STEEL FURRY OC YOU BLADDERFUCKING DOG-HUMPER, YOU ?
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no it's just a really big doge
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a very big and very cute doge
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Don't come near the back side, her tail might slap you into next week!
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Is he really that "big" though? I need 2 kno ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Fucking tumblr and their futa furries, man...
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Lol! You beat me to it. I was going to include Elisif in a future piece.
Excellent work.
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lol oops 
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Anythings possible. Are you taking commissions at the moment?
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Awesome news. I'll be in touch in a few days. Though I'll need to think of a new idea to replace the Elisif one
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You have outdone yourself here, I cannot even begin to tell you how awesome this is
I LOVE IT! 
I particularly like how Morgan is smirking a little, as well as how Elsiif shows off her new vampiric look so well
Thank you so much! You are awesome! Morgan mentioned something about increasing the body count in thanks...not sure if that's a good thing or not XD
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Thanks a lot! I'm slowly getting a little better at their faces
not so much with the hands
lol slaughter away, they respawn, right?
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LOL you are never happy with the hands 
Yeah, but the way Morgan does things, the 3 day respawn might not be able to keep up
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Still won't be enough, you know that 
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Oohhhh~ The shading is so nice.
[Morgan places the fire pieces down] "And we'll set fire to here...and here...and a huge one over here. What are your thoughts, my Jarl?
[Elisif nods approvingly] "Seems quite strategic..."
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The huge one is at Ulfric's house
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You can never have too much fire!
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I bet she's a very thoughtful person. She's just trying to relieve Skyrim's residents of the bitter cold.
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My advice? Fire, lots of it, my Jarl. Let the flames tower so high, they will be seen from Oblivion!
Yes, I see how fire can be effective...
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Let's sprinkle some violent explosions on that while we're at it!
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Can we have a few disembowelments?
Of course, my Jarl!
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