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spaceskeleton — You shall not sass
Published: 2015-08-29 16:52:24 +0000 UTC; Views: 8807; Favourites: 78; Downloads: 13
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Secret hack revealed: traveling with Serana for some time grants you 100% sass reflection and extra bonus to icicle dodging.Aris and his kitty follower ©
Zelda, Honey Lemon and Serana © their owners
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Oh. No. No! Ew. God no. Absolutely not. No.
Rileys mom is next.
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"Sass immunity increased" *Skill level sound* And That poor guard.
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I'm still wondering if he will puke out a furr ball at some point, from transforming that khajiit
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*elegantly picks hair from his tongue one by one*
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*a breeze blowing a few in his throat*
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Rapunzel, Elsa, Tinkerbell, Merida, Zelda, an Altmer, two Nord women, a Khajiit, Honey Lemon and everyone in Solitude, including Heimskr, Cicero and possibly the Jarl, Balgruuf.
Okay, screw the Daedra Princes, Alduin, Lord Harkon and Miraak, Aris is the most dangerous motherhorker Nirn has ever faced.
Also, Aris' sass reflection is similar to a character in a book I'm going to write.
Edit: I meant Whiterun, not Solitude.
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Also, Xena warrior princess.
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You said it! The plot of TES VI will revolve around stopping the supreme vampire overlord's reign.
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Yep. Also, I'm just going to say it, the Khajiit is hot.
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lol good, she's supposed to be
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hmmm... don't know about that... there are more dangerous character builds out there, have seen quite a bunch of mage gods, mountains of armor and wrath or invisible speed butchers in some walkthroughs
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It was just a joke, I wasn't being serious. Although come to think of it, so far, Aris has progressed further in dominating the world by turning everyone into vampires than Harkon did.
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harkon is in my eyes the kind of guy who sits back, let's other people work for him who don't get shit done and then wonders why nothing is going forth "I want that bow so badly... just sit back, it surely will come to me some day~"... it actually did come to him, but if he were to just stand up from his throne, get outside and do things he would get something done...
Aris is the kind of guy who is doing something instead of complaining and dreaming around^^
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Exactly. If you were to do what you do best, instead of relying on other people to do it, it'll come to you either very late or never, both of which hardly ever work out well.
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Whoops, always mix those two together.
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I guess I'll go back to complaining about the weather, then.
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So much sass. I love this man.
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