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Published: 2015-08-29 16:52:24 +0000 UTC; Views: 8807; Favourites: 78; Downloads: 13
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Secret hack revealed: traveling with Serana for some time grants you 100% sass reflection and extra bonus to icicle dodging.Aris and his kitty follower Β©
Zelda, Honey Lemon and Serana Β© their owners
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Just stumbled upon his magnificence? Here are all the previous comics (by me at least)
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But only if they're nice enough to leave their victim alive and the Skyrim ones are pretty angry looking
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Yeah he's gonna die, nice knowing you Aris.
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I like Zelda's dress...but I'll never forgive you Aris!
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Is it just me or does Serana hit your character more than she actually hits the enemy?
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She does for real. I sometimes need to turn off her AI in battles. But it's my fault for having a crowd with me
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Usually it helps...when I'm surrounded because then it's guaranteed she'll hit an enemy.
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Yeah, I think I need to be traveling with her a little longer. Still having a hard time dodging her icicles...
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Vampire transformations happen FAST, huh? New outfits and everything...
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Guard: Wait Ladies Please! I am not an adventurer anymore! I took an arrow to the-
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A joke always worth making
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Dat poor guard in panel 5 though. 
Poor Serana, hope she's not too traumatized by that creepy spider.
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She'll be fine, she's a creature of the night after all
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Is it me or in that last panel does Serana look pretty pissed off?
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(I mean, if Aris didn't even want to touch the spider... I can't imagine how Serana felt having that creepy crawler stuck on her neck for MONTHS!! @__@ )
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I guess one is oblivious when zombiefied, the discomfort comes later Β
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Oh, good heavens... I guess its a good thing that she was not really aware when she was zombiefied... I got shivers running up and down my spine (not in a good way, unfortunately) just by thinking about it (I hate spider). D:
Hmm... and suddenly I'm curious, just how many people did Aris turn already? If I remember correctly, there's Zelda, Tinkerbell, Elsa, Aela, Honey-Lemon uhm.... I think we need to do a census sometime, or a photo group of Aris and his vampire followers.
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That can be a lot, considering he casually moves around between parallel Skyrims and all other universes
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it's from the previous ones!
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I just wanna see him get punked by someone he tries to bite, but it turns out he can't.
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A statue of Dibella, maybe?
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Well, I mean like someone he can't turn... Can't imagine who though.
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That's the thing, he only can't turn statues, plants and daedra.
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There are several tomatoes that would disagree with you.
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I wondered why they attacked me. I thought Erik the Slayer was so bad at gardening.
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There are some dangerous salads out there you should be wary of.
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What about Aedra?
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He hasn't met any... yet
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What exactly are Aedra?
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So in other words they're the gods?
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yeah, just google em
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I though Honey Lemon was some kind of crossover between Megaman and that one old anime with those two spaceboys travelling through time and space (I can never remember the name of that cartoon).
How many movies is Disney shitting out? I didn't even know there was a movie called Big Hero?
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I didn't see it though, I saw enough "fanart" lol
You know what's funny, in that film fucking Rapunzel's face is slapped not only on this chick, but also on Hiro who was supposed to look like a Japanese boy, not a trans boy.
Also when image searching I saw this: 36.media.tumblr.com/627132eb75β¦
Hitler would have such an easy job today. He could just say, it's okay, these obviously Aryan guys are hispanic, and that one's half-asian! And that smell? We're just having a gay barbecue, yup! And the world would be like: "oh okay, we thought you were racist for a minute, haha we love you"
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No wonder they run out of ideas and designs and are forced to copypasta everything if, as I said, they keep shitting movies like a mass-producing factory. Besides, as far as I've heard, most of these movie all revolve around the concept of a normal guy or girl who's sometimes bullied by his schoolmates but somehow he or she ends up becoming either some kind of hero or a full-blown, superman-wannabe superhero. Well, either that or the usual shit about a normal-looking girl who's secretly a pop star, has to deal with some everyday shenanigans and is always haunted by the goddamn sitcom laughtrack and every episode ends with her singing at a concert. But hey, maybe I'm just imagining things :^)
No one really cared about Adolfus "Big Rudolphus" Hitler's views back then until he actually started causing trouble. Most of Europe was still pretty racist and close-minded at the time and the secular persecution/prejudice towards Jews was still pretty much alive, Hitler only revived it and pushed it far enough to cause a massive outrage. Those who would later become the Allies had to declare war on him anyway, despite the fact that the USA was genuinely trying to be neutral towards Germany and their ideals. But after the war they had taken the role of freedom fighters so they had to also play that role since then. Besides, the zionists of Israel are doing basically the same things to the palestinians, but Israel is like an eastern bastion and outpost of the western nations and you know that, as a rule, politics and diplomacy come before anything else for a government.
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Buying Marvel and Star Wars just shows they're not interested in trying anymore, milking franchises is the future.
Now we have whole communities devoted to shitstorming about racism and it's hilarious that they can be brushed away by a simple "she's 1% latina". I recommend applying the same strategy to the trigger happy cops.
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ISIS destroys valuable millenary works of art and architecture in the Middle East while Disney promotes simple-mindedness in the Western Democracies, neat. I'm fine, really. There's literally nothing for me to get mad about, I swear.
Don't make fun of cops, their only flaw is that they're easily triggered by dark colours. It reminds them ofΒ their uniforms and the consequential poor life choices they've made the closet monsters of their childhoods.
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'Murca is a pro in simplified thinking. Take Gwen Stefani for example. You can support a russian billionaire's bribes by hiring his yacht that burns over 9000 barrels of terrorist oil per second just because beaches are for peasants, but as long as you show yourself doing some bullshit charity work, you're a great person!
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'Tis the price of freedumb, mate!
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*loooooooooooool* Poor Serana though. X3
I never heard of Honey Lemon before.
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Yeah it's hard to keep up with Disney movies, they're starting to blend into one mass
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Wait, so ...? Oh, is that the girl from Big Hero 6 or something?
Yep, the anorexic Rapunzel clone
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*lol* Allright then, thanks. X3
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She's a character from the Marvel comic Big Hero 6, yes.
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Serana is reaching the end of her patience
Like Ros says, I love these comic series as well!
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Just need to turn to her with a colgate smile while stroking his beard and her patience resets. True fact!
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