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Red-Jirachi-2 [2013-04-27 02:36:18 +0000 UTC]

Quagmire: Jack Harkness, you seem to lay everyone that moves yet you're never considered a sex offender. Tell me how I can be me and still get fangirls
Jack Harkness: Well that's easy my horny friend! Behold, the step by step plan to go from Karvoka Man to Sex Bomb!
Number 1-You gotta be smexy! You're twice as old as you look(I beat you because I'm over 50 times older than I look), but you got a butt-ugly chin and you're as thin as bean pole.
Quagmire: Remove the chin? But its been passed through the Quagmire Family for generations!
Jack Harkness: And you wonder why you're so messed up
Number 2-You gotta be merged with your lover! Chicks, guys and poodles don't like it when you don't treat them as equals. Act as if you're united in one pleasurable orgy.

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Unleashed111 [2013-03-24 21:10:38 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha lol

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AmbaGurl [2012-06-02 06:20:42 +0000 UTC]

XD

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Zasaki [2012-06-01 12:11:38 +0000 UTC]

Oh Jack<3 Jack is one of the best fricking characters in tv series of all time!

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TelepathGirl [2011-10-26 21:34:47 +0000 UTC]

So true.

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IchigoNoYousei [2011-10-07 02:21:45 +0000 UTC]

This is kind of the best thing ever.

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J0j2 [2011-07-18 16:25:52 +0000 UTC]

AAAAAAAH. THATS FUCKING HILARIOUS. *dies*

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BrokenAlitaT [2011-07-13 08:25:20 +0000 UTC]

I just watched that epidoe, and I finallyy know what you're talking about.
Good lord, I think I'm in love!

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Eeyn [2011-07-12 19:17:18 +0000 UTC]

I laughed so hard I cried!!!!!!!!!! xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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pollyestar [2011-07-08 03:48:46 +0000 UTC]

And frankly, I approve XD

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gudruna [2011-06-29 00:07:36 +0000 UTC]

I love Jack <3

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Mad-Hattie [2011-06-28 17:18:53 +0000 UTC]

And all in one episode! This is awesome.

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caycowa [2011-06-24 14:46:06 +0000 UTC]

LOL He shouldn't be jealous, it is his own hand after all. A little creeped out and a bit violated but not jealous.
Not with the phantom limb sensations and all.

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blackniya [2011-06-22 04:49:03 +0000 UTC]

that is soo true... but the best part is the doctor's indignition

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camocami [2011-06-20 21:37:34 +0000 UTC]

lolzles awesome! hilarious xD

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Puppy-eater [2011-06-20 17:26:37 +0000 UTC]

Ah, hilarious comic. I love the doctor's expressions.

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false-prophetess [2011-06-20 14:51:43 +0000 UTC]

Oh yes

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Greendayrox489 [2011-06-19 21:35:45 +0000 UTC]

And this is why Jack is the best

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kermetgirl [2011-06-19 12:40:12 +0000 UTC]

lol

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thisisallicouldthink [2011-06-13 09:18:31 +0000 UTC]

CAPTAIN JACK ATTACK!!!!! <3 jack......he is so adorable!

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J0j2 [2011-05-30 23:28:43 +0000 UTC]

UTOPIA!

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VeryLikeAWhale [2011-05-23 22:41:10 +0000 UTC]

He's certainly efficient...

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Doctor-who-luver [2011-05-23 22:29:10 +0000 UTC]

SOOOOOOO true!

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DrNazus [2011-05-23 21:16:50 +0000 UTC]

I f**king love this.

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Lady-Ignis-Chan [2011-05-23 16:25:51 +0000 UTC]

Yet after all that, he wouldn't hug Donna. >.>

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SpaceAmber [2011-05-23 14:24:05 +0000 UTC]

well that puts a whole new twist on ...hand job ...dosnt it

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truemouse [2011-05-23 12:44:30 +0000 UTC]

Anything with a pulse . . . and the Doctor's right hand . . . erm . . . Is that rape? Or necrophillia?

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doggoneloverr [2011-05-23 12:29:34 +0000 UTC]

omg...so funny...

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Allons-yEveryone [2011-05-23 09:10:56 +0000 UTC]

Lol...yes. Just yes...

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birbilulu [2011-05-21 03:59:23 +0000 UTC]

ur SO AWESOME XDD

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Nemesis12 [2011-05-13 19:40:39 +0000 UTC]

Don't change Jack, you're awesome the way you are.

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leafthemongoosedog [2011-05-13 00:21:56 +0000 UTC]

OMIGAWD! I love the Doctor's expression in the last panel!

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cat-tom-boy [2011-05-12 22:04:56 +0000 UTC]

Oh jack.
How I love your flirting.

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CheshirelCatt [2011-05-11 15:18:40 +0000 UTC]

LOL Awesome!

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