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Published: 2012-03-16 04:01:46 +0000 UTC; Views: 20945; Favourites: 388; Downloads: 175
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I had this little comic thing in my head for such a long time ever since I had to listen to Ulfric gripe about hating black people (Dunmer folk).Galmar is..enraptured by such intellect.
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People who feel sorry for the DarkElves obviously didn't play morrowind.
Trust me the Dark Elves deserve every bit of Ulfric they get.
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They are really pain in the ass
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I play as a Dunmer. And Windhelm is the only reason I side with the Imperials, despite the fact that they try to execute me, without trial I migvht aadd! -_-
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My Dunmer Ulyn would be like: >_O My family lives here you moron. Kick them out or whateverΒ you die.Β (She doesn't like him)
Yep lol XD
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I felt sorry for the Dark Elves in Windhelm.Β For a total of two seconds, which is how long it took to remember Morrowind.Β
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i guess my loyalty to ulfric goes as far as, if he would as me to "push the elves somewhere else(in a grave)" i would do it without arguing.
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I died a little inside and laughed my ass off XD
This comis is pure win!
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And here I thought I was the only person who watched Spongebob.
Just... brilliant.
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Galmar is OBVIOUSLY referring to the author of the drawing
Also, that bear looks more like a drunk fat monkey, just sayan.
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The monkey adds to the genius good sir .
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Yeah, I should've known better, silly me *self-slaps his face*
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Oh boy, thank you for you generous support...I guess .-.
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"May I make a suggestion? Slap my ass.
This is not a trick!"
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You think so, fat man?Β www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebw6G6β¦
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Aeyup, pretty much so...
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"That just might be crazy enough... to get us all killed!"
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*hours later*
Ulfric: PUSH
Nords: HNNGH
Ulfric: PUSH
Nords: HNNGH
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And then mammoths fall out of the sky and crush everyone.
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lol! that's the only fault I have with Ulfric XD
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the bear reminds me of a monkey
it just adds to the genius
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wouldant the redguards be the "black people" in the game? since they come from a desert land like africa and all the NPCs have realy dark skin. you can make your redguard realy light in character mode but... i dont know, just a thought
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Redguards are brown
Dunmer are black
Ulfric only wishes
they'd never come back
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this is a quatrian. i am so going to pass the poetry class
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Touche, friend, touche.
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when my charactor(darkelf) was in windhelm i heard shomeone say "damn grey skins..."
i used stome call and watched him burn for bis insolence...then i joined the imperial legion ^-^
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I must be the only werewolf/assassin/thief/mass murdering dark elf who joined the stormcloaks then, eh?
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No! I did too 
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Joininng the Stormcloaks as a dark elf is betrayal against your own people. :\
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I created a dark elf and joined the Stormcloaks as well. Why? To throw out the Thalmor and bring Talos back. Also the Dunmer hate the Thalmor. I also joined the Imperial Legion on by Dark Brotherhood Assassin, killed the emperor and won the war for them so I basically created complete chaos. Which is what I dreamed of.
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Bitch please
I dont give a damn if its betrayal against me and other dark elfs, i still take talos over tyranny.
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But you could've just created a Nord character for that. And then make Imperial blood fly while screaming "YOU AIN'T TAKING TALOS FROM ME!!!!!11ONE"
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Well i preffer irony, since dark elfs preffer the imperials, my character preffers a free land and not imperial tyranny. And the first time i created a nord character, he joined the imperials off the bat.
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Just pure win. xD
And, though it started off on accident, I now always make my dark elf join the Stormcloaks, for the sake of irony.
Always.
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