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FULLVIEW/READ/COMMENT APPRECIATED. i know it's long but please bear with me. it's relevant. and intelligent. and FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY! Profanity blames herself for the fall of Ishbal. Maybe that's why she drinks so much and is such a little asshole all the time. A SHOT EACH FOR THE FALLEN SOULS OF ISHBAL... A joke character at first concept, Profanity has undoubtedly become the brainchild of something important (besides the bishies and the superscience) that drew me into FMA/HNR in th first place. THE FUCKIN POLITICS!! basically Ishbal is like, an ingenius satire of the war on terror and the annihilation of the native americans COMBINED. who knew arakawa-san was so punk rok?

--
down in the sleepy valley town, the lanterns are still burning in a rural ishballan mosque...

"Caliana... Wake up...
Our shepards have spotted people from the West... But it's too late, they've come for us. They're inside. We have very little time to defend this place with our lives.

Are you ready?
Have your years of service in this temple prepared you to give your life to Ishballah? To destroy the evil that will defile our land and bring war to our people with brute force and disgusting lies? Along with this sleeping town, are you prepared to commit your soul into the hands of the Lord? Then take this...
The devastating hellfire that a flick of this switch will bring shall be enough to annihilate them, whatever their numbers. You will show us all the way home."

~~

she never got the chance. turns out priest-man takes the low road the fuck out of there, and lets everyone else die. when pro watches him flee downstairs she panics, and hurries to execute their final means of defense. debris from the initial attack round the amestrians fired falls and cracks her in the head (DENTED HELMET) and she drops the switch. as she's worm-crawling reaching for it, someone stamps on her wrist, and when she turns around the last thing she sees in her human existence is martel's knife swooping down to carve her trachea clean out of her throat. they glare at eachother a moment and then she dies. when "profanity" is reborn as a clumsy, zombie-like abomination in lab five, the use of maaany prisoners (including a skilled alchemist) and her badly-patched original body maintain her memories of her life and death. but her mocha skin is now a pale pink-grey. her beautiful dark hair and eyes are a ratty lilac color. she bears the devil's mark upon her "new" body. about a year before everyone else does, whacked out on a red-stone power trip, she eventually breaks out. she swears to never forgive the amestrians and to destroy them when she is most able, and turns her back to ishballah. not of course, before a lot of spitting and swearing at him for failing to save her and her people. she still harbors the same pride and disdain for the government as she always had as an ishballan, oddly enough. she just hates god. that's profane.

she was kept apart from the ex-soldiers in the chimera ward. that she catches up with them YEARS later under greed is... ludicrous. but as a minor sin not fostered by dante, none of the other homuns would tolerate her existence. she keeps her indentity a secret and battles the still-confusing female feelings she was raised to suppress in ishbal. THAT GUY MAKES MY NO-NO-PLACE TINGLE, WTF IS THAT ABOUT SRSLY. she openly hates on martel, though, regardless of their likeminded hatred for the military and their unity in cause. no one really knows why until her true gender and background are revealed. then hilarity ensues. (with jello wrestling and fluid exchange)

PRODUCTION
lyrics are © immortal technique. and he'd probably shoot me for using them. not joking, i feel kinda lame. but it fit the subject matter. the crescent moon and the AK were hand vectored (no font cheats here, fags)
FUCK GRADIENTS FOREVER. I NEVER WANNA SEE ONE EVER AGAIN. only on like ten or so layers, but all the different opacities/blend modes made late-production edits a pain in the ass. AND IT WAS FRICKIN HUGE too many forms. i had to restart my computer a few times before i decided to downsize it DEET-DEE-DEE. i have to keep things more simple. my SFX aren't worth the effort. too fade-y and jumbled. recognize the fire? it's from Moon over Marin 's construction file (which i luckily saved). that fire sucks. stupid motherfucking RAM-eating fire.
and wtf is with the goofy greed, you ask? he appeared there very early on and i just never had the heart to give him the chop. so he doesn't really fit in. he's also been reversed so he doesn't look right as he did when i drew him facing the other way. and the stars look like he drew them. starting with the FUCK YOU finger, this was originally intended to be a very lighthearted/comical piece (profanity was smiling.) the elements just kept building.

i don't think i need to disclaim. i am a political loudmouth but i am broke and harmless. that, and no one should be offended by a TV show.

any thoughts ?

GREED: OMFGGGGGG PRO SHUT THE FUCK UP. EVERY FIVE MINUTES with you it's "INFIDELS" this or "ISHBALLAH" that. if you don't shut the hell up, right FUCKING now, i am dressing you up as the skankiest harem girl EVER and FORCING you to dance for me! in fact.
skip the part where you disobey me again and let's cut straight to lapdance. nn;

and PUT SOME MOTHERFUCKING MAKEUP ON.

PRO: D:

Description
FULLVIEW/READ/COMMENT APPRECIATED. i know it's long but please bear with me. it's relevant. and intelligent. and FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY! Profanity blames herself for the fall of Ishbal. Maybe that's why she drinks so much and is such a little asshole all the time. A SHOT EACH FOR THE FALLEN SOULS OF ISHBAL... A joke character at first concept, Profanity has undoubtedly become the brainchild of something important (besides the bishies and the superscience) that drew me into FMA/HNR in th first place. THE FUCKIN POLITICS!! basically Ishbal is like, an ingenius satire of the war on terror and the annihilation of the native americans COMBINED. who knew arakawa-san was so punk rok?

--
down in the sleepy valley town, the lanterns are still burning in a rural ishballan mosque...

"Caliana... Wake up...
Our shepards have spotted people from the West... But it's too late, they've come for us. They're inside. We have very little time to defend this place with our lives.

Are you ready?
Have your years of service in this temple prepared you to give your life to Ishballah? To destroy the evil that will defile our land and bring war to our people with brute force and disgusting lies? Along with this sleeping town, are you prepared to commit your soul into the hands of the Lord? Then take this...
The devastating hellfire that a flick of this switch will bring shall be enough to annihilate them, whatever their numbers. You will show us all the way home."

~~

she never got the chance. turns out priest-man takes the low road the fuck out of there, and lets everyone else die. when pro watches him flee downstairs she panics, and hurries to execute their final means of defense. debris from the initial attack round the amestrians fired falls and cracks her in the head (DENTED HELMET) and she drops the switch. as she's worm-crawling reaching for it, someone stamps on her wrist, and when she turns around the last thing she sees in her human existence is martel's knife swooping down to carve her trachea clean out of her throat. they glare at eachother a moment and then she dies. when "profanity" is reborn as a clumsy, zombie-like abomination in lab five, the use of maaany prisoners (including a skilled alchemist) and her badly-patched original body maintain her memories of her life and death. but her mocha skin is now a pale pink-grey. her beautiful dark hair and eyes are a ratty lilac color. she bears the devil's mark upon her "new" body. about a year before everyone else does, whacked out on a red-stone power trip, she eventually breaks out. she swears to never forgive the amestrians and to destroy them when she is most able, and turns her back to ishballah. not of course, before a lot of spitting and swearing at him for failing to save her and her people. she still harbors the same pride and disdain for the government as she always had as an ishballan, oddly enough. she just hates god. that's profane.

she was kept apart from the ex-soldiers in the chimera ward. that she catches up with them YEARS later under greed is... ludicrous. but as a minor sin not fostered by dante, none of the other homuns would tolerate her existence. she keeps her indentity a secret and battles the still-confusing female feelings she was raised to suppress in ishbal. THAT GUY MAKES MY NO-NO-PLACE TINGLE, WTF IS THAT ABOUT SRSLY. she openly hates on martel, though, regardless of their likeminded hatred for the military and their unity in cause. no one really knows why until her true gender and background are revealed. then hilarity ensues. (with jello wrestling and fluid exchange)

PRODUCTION
lyrics are © immortal technique. and he'd probably shoot me for using them. not joking, i feel kinda lame. but it fit the subject matter. the crescent moon and the AK were hand vectored (no font cheats here, fags)
FUCK GRADIENTS FOREVER. I NEVER WANNA SEE ONE EVER AGAIN. only on like ten or so layers, but all the different opacities/blend modes made late-production edits a pain in the ass. AND IT WAS FRICKIN HUGE too many forms. i had to restart my computer a few times before i decided to downsize it DEET-DEE-DEE. i have to keep things more simple. my SFX aren't worth the effort. too fade-y and jumbled. recognize the fire? it's from Moon over Marin 's construction file (which i luckily saved). that fire sucks. stupid motherfucking RAM-eating fire.
and wtf is with the goofy greed, you ask? he appeared there very early on and i just never had the heart to give him the chop. so he doesn't really fit in. he's also been reversed so he doesn't look right as he did when i drew him facing the other way. and the stars look like he drew them. starting with the FUCK YOU finger, this was originally intended to be a very lighthearted/comical piece (profanity was smiling.) the elements just kept building.

i don't think i need to disclaim. i am a political loudmouth but i am broke and harmless. that, and no one should be offended by a TV show.

any thoughts ?

GREED: OMFGGGGGG PRO SHUT THE FUCK UP. EVERY FIVE MINUTES with you it's "INFIDELS" this or "ISHBALLAH" that. if you don't shut the hell up, right FUCKING now, i am dressing you up as the skankiest harem girl EVER and FORCING you to dance for me! in fact.
skip the part where you disobey me again and let's cut straight to lapdance. nn;

and PUT SOME MOTHERFUCKING MAKEUP ON.

PRO: D: