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Going to upload a good scan of this as soon as possible, but for now, is photo. Is... crap.

So... This is meeee...

STATS:

Name: Spider (Specimen 133)
Species: Maranaga, green anaconda subrace
Age: Exact age unknown, approximately 20 years, adult.
Total Length: 86 feet/26.2 meters
Total Weight: 6.8 tons/6.9 tons (metric)
Sex: Indeterminate, claims a neutral gender identity

General behavior very snakelike: Does not understand visitor's discomfort with being licked for identification or at being given a "Basilisk stare". Ravenous glutton at feedings, sluggish and "cuddly" afterwards. Overall highly curious and passive; no observations have been made of aggression by staff or visitors. This individual raised from a very young age by humans--previous life experience is difficult to determine as Spider claims to have no memories of living among others of his(?) kind. However this claim is suspicious as Spider appears to have knowledge of Naga customs and mores. Slightly addicted to sugary snacks; recommend slowing weaning her(?) off of them, especially the carbonated sodas and the chocolate. Also memo to the younger volunteers from the community to no longer bring in Internet-capable devices as Spider has begun requesting to be shown videos from "YouTube" and various online games during night hours.

Spider is an obligate carnivore and needs to be fed once every week. Seems to prefer fish and aquatic animals to land mammals. Note to staff--DO NOT ATTEMPT TO "LIVE-FEED". There are still several goats roaming the specimen's outdoor enclosure that we have let to round up and upper management would be MOST displeased if one of the live animals released for such a purpose ended up injuring such a valuable creature. Also Spider is subject to severe emotional distress at having the animals removed and put in separate enclosures and it would be detrimental to our research if it(?) was exposed to such continual stress.

The naga appears to have picked up much of the English language in his(?) time in the care of humans. Spider is as far as our tests can tell as intelligent and sapient as an above-average human being. More tests are needed in the mental and emotional areas.

Spider has requested being referred to with "they/their/them" pronouns; reason for this is unclear. More inquiries needed to figure out the true gender of this creature. (Side-note: Stupid scientists!)

More information pending.

More Spider-ness!

Description
Going to upload a good scan of this as soon as possible, but for now, is photo. Is... crap.

So... This is meeee...

STATS:

Name: Spider (Specimen 133)
Species: Maranaga, green anaconda subrace
Age: Exact age unknown, approximately 20 years, adult.
Total Length: 86 feet/26.2 meters
Total Weight: 6.8 tons/6.9 tons (metric)
Sex: Indeterminate, claims a neutral gender identity

General behavior very snakelike: Does not understand visitor's discomfort with being licked for identification or at being given a "Basilisk stare". Ravenous glutton at feedings, sluggish and "cuddly" afterwards. Overall highly curious and passive; no observations have been made of aggression by staff or visitors. This individual raised from a very young age by humans--previous life experience is difficult to determine as Spider claims to have no memories of living among others of his(?) kind. However this claim is suspicious as Spider appears to have knowledge of Naga customs and mores. Slightly addicted to sugary snacks; recommend slowing weaning her(?) off of them, especially the carbonated sodas and the chocolate. Also memo to the younger volunteers from the community to no longer bring in Internet-capable devices as Spider has begun requesting to be shown videos from "YouTube" and various online games during night hours.

Spider is an obligate carnivore and needs to be fed once every week. Seems to prefer fish and aquatic animals to land mammals. Note to staff--DO NOT ATTEMPT TO "LIVE-FEED". There are still several goats roaming the specimen's outdoor enclosure that we have let to round up and upper management would be MOST displeased if one of the live animals released for such a purpose ended up injuring such a valuable creature. Also Spider is subject to severe emotional distress at having the animals removed and put in separate enclosures and it would be detrimental to our research if it(?) was exposed to such continual stress.

The naga appears to have picked up much of the English language in his(?) time in the care of humans. Spider is as far as our tests can tell as intelligent and sapient as an above-average human being. More tests are needed in the mental and emotional areas.

Spider has requested being referred to with "they/their/them" pronouns; reason for this is unclear. More inquiries needed to figure out the true gender of this creature. (Side-note: Stupid scientists!)

More information pending.

More Spider-ness!