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Published: 2011-04-21 04:50:14 +0000 UTC; Views: 39235; Favourites: 259; Downloads: 202
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Haven't drawn in a while, so I just did a quick warmup thing here.PLAIN
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WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental
hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the
staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so
they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the
machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on
a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you
and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and
she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste
this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You
will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
I'm so sorry
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~I've read this yesterday, and nothing has happened~
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Fuck you in the ass with a cactus.
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has all evidence of his masculinity been buried and lost to time? 
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im going to guess yes. i dont think anyone will ever find it again
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hahaha poor pent up bastard
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haha it serves him right tho then for eating that gum. wonder what he'd do tho to keep him from feeling pent up? XD
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haha, well I believe he's going to have to hope that someone is willing to give him a helping hand with that. Or whatever it'd take haha
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haha im sure someone would give him a hand. only problem is i dont think no one will ever find it anymore haha
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heh, well if they were dedicated I'm sure a little pushing and rolling would help certain 'things' to light
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haha very true. otherwise id say the poor guy is going to be pretty pent up just sitting there XD
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well lets hope that there are some ladies "or guys haha" that like big round blue boys in sweat pants
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judging by the fandom out there, i think its save to say there are
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haha, well maybe that'll brighten his day
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one can only hope. might give him a bit of consolation, despite being a berry the rest of his life XD
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haha, who know's. Might actually be easier that way
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haha true. he doesnt have to walk any more - only needs someone to give him a roll around somewhere
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well hopefully rolling him around wouldn't be too smothering.
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haha, well, certain parts are....sensitive right? Might be a smidge uncomfortable to have your huge round body roll over it over and over right?
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haha true, never thought of that. might be a tad uncomfortable for him after a while. especially if people attempt to use him as trampoline XD
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@_@ if they used him as a trampoline I would hope he'd have a huge sign saying "this side up" so they don't bounce on the nether regions of his sponginess.
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haha, i hope for his sake they would. i just keep thinking of the recent Wonka film where they bounced on top of her which may be problematic for him
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haha, that would be serious insult to injury...or is it injury to insult? yeah, they'd have to watch their step. Like, a bright spot on the jump suit saying "don't jump here!"
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haha poor guy. seems like it just wouldnt be his day
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well, it depends on how the juicing process works. It could be his BEST day honestly.
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Nice, you drew him like at the end of the 2005 version. Very sexy.
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Thanks, and I think I made that one in 2009, unless you meant like the 2005 movie or something.
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yeah, I meant the Tim Burton movie. People usually call it a remake but technically he just made another movie about the book, it's pretty obvious he didn't copy the previous movie. (it's not a musical, it's less charming, and even creepier)
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The oompa loompas would have something to say about this.
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