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Springfallendeer — Dark type Smeargle

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Published: 2018-02-22 10:04:56 +0000 UTC; Views: 264; Favourites: 7; Downloads: 0
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So behold, the Dark Type Smeargle.
This variant of the Pokemon has a bad temper and a general hatred towards authority figures, which makes training them incredibly difficult. This Pokemon needs to like you to be even remotely obedient. Generally the best course of action is to just send this variant into the battlefield and give them no orders whatsoever; just encourage them to beat their opponent.

This is an incredibly smart Pokemon with a juvenile sense of humor. As such the are most frequently seen littering their territory with graffiti, which in most cases is near impossible to read. The graffiti is typically the Dark Smeargle’s means of telling other Pokemon to fuck off; and the variation is design is because they can write this graffiti so that any Pokemon is capable of reading and understanding it.

Not suitable for families with young children, for this Pokemon will frequently paint on the walls in Graffiti that people should be able to read with practice. So not only would children exposed to this Smeargle learn to read any form of Graffiti writing written in their native language; they would be learning some rules and phrases that warrant serious punishment for repeating it in school. Families who fail to keep their children away from this form of Pokemon should not be surprised if their 3 year old’s first legitimate word is “CUNT”

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