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Published: 2007-10-30 19:19:18 +0000 UTC; Views: 599; Favourites: 27; Downloads: 15
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*smiles proudly* xPQuote from Emo Phillips, whoever the heck he is -___-
I don't know how to play chess -.- I had half the class attempt to teach me in yr 8 and then, the guy teaching me on one occasion got so pissed off, he stood up, knocked all the pieces and board to the floor and stormed out because I took his knight.
>.>
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A computer can't fight back... so that doesn't count.
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Emo Phillips? What kind of name is that?
Emo Philips is an American entertainer and comedian.
[edit] Career
Aside from Philips' long career as a standup comic, he has been featured in acting roles on television series such as Miami Vice and The Weird Al Show. He has also recently appeared on British television, appearing as a guest on the panel game 8 Out of 10 Cats.
Philips has several voiceover credits, including work on the animated series Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist; Home Movies; Space Ghost: Coast to Coast; and the voice of Dooper in the animated series Slacker Cats.[1]
He has appeared in feature films, including UHF (1989) and Desperation Boulevard (1998), and was associate producer of the 2000 film Meet the Parents. Philips has recorded three comedy albums; His album E=mo² won the 1985 New Music Award for best comedy album. It was later re-released along with his Live at the Hasty Pudding Theatre album on a single CD. In 2006, he appeared at the Newbury Comedy Festival.
Is this the guy you're talking about?
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NOOOOO idea.
Haha, yeah, well, I bet he would be teased mercilessly if he was in hs today.
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High school. You know, the place where I met you for the first time by spilling paint all over your sketches?
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No, actually, the first unoffical time I first met you was in G block when you walked into my locker
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I did NOT walk into your locker, someone shoved me!
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Sure... Whatever helps you sleep at night.
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Lorazepam 
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I thought you said your pills don't work!
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That's why Sex was listed as the third option xP
Meh. Yeah. No sleep makes one very cranky and upset Hannah >.>
*is upset*
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Then why the hell are you online, GO TO BED!
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Dude, it's only 8.48 PM, what kind of loser goes to bed before 10?
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Um, I went to bed at 9 last night
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HAHAHAHA, you loser!
-___-
I fell asleep on Kelly watching a movie.
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Everyone thinks you're smart but I KNOW BETTER!
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-___- Shh, let's keep up the illusion until I make some big bucks and bluff my way to a million.
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Hahaha! One year I did Chess for sport at school because I had a mild fracture on my wrist, and I played against this girl who had no sense of humour. I kept playing with the pieces like they were toy soldiers, and talking with other people as we were playing, and this bugged her, because she was trying to think. She got really annoyed when I won, and stormed off without saying a word.
Sometimes I'm just too annoying.
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*shakes head* You're amusing.
I had a friend, well sorta, she was another BFF of my then BFF, she had NO sense of humor, she would scold me if I skipped, if I laughed a bit too loud, I got dirty glares, she taught me how to play Go Fish and I kept yelling," Go (insert pokemon name)!" and doing this squeal with a dance/jig even if I didn't have the right cards ... She exploded >.>
Wish I had it on video camera...
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"Let's play RISK!"
"Alright! I want to be the Banker."
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*falls off chair laughing* I remember watching some guys play, I was never allowed, and when they took a break, I took a vivid and wrote " HANNAH'S TERRITORY!!" everywhere, all over the broad and "NO FISHING" on the oceans and "LAND MINE" and I even had a "ANIMAL EXPERIMENT LAB" somewhere in South America (1 I think).
>.> I was the only person who never stole money from the bank in Monopoly. I'm still waiting to get sainted for that...
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Haha.
What's a vivid?
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*stares* A thing that you use to draw mustaches on people's faces and write 'CHRONIC CONSTIPATION SUFFERER!" or "LOSER!" when they're asleep!!
-_-
A permanent marker.
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You permanently marked "Hannah's territory" all over the RISK board? NOOOOOOOOOO
Wasn't anybody mad?
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Uh yeah, but they couldn't very well hit a girl could they? *smiles*
*sarcastic* Of course they weren't mad, they were SO overjoyed, they took off their shirts and started doing the cancan to express their sheer JOY through dancing!
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AWESOME
*enjoys imagining it*
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Pedophile *points* they were scrawny 11 year olds.
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*enjoys it in a non-sexual way*
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*raises eyebrow*
Uh huh and that's a stuffed potato in your crotch...?
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It is, as a matter of fact.
*eats the potato*
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*mentally scarred for life*
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What? xD I bet you would too!
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i dopnt fight kickboxe..... maybe Judo
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Yes, yes, I know, and you roll around on the floor in compromising positions with that cousin of yours...
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shhhhhhhhh... dont tell everyone... O.O
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*giggles* Does that mean I can blackmail you with those pictures of you on top of him?
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im poor and i dont have a job xD
u wont get anything from me muahahahaha
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*eyes your knife happily* Remember that awesome looking knife you were playing with? n_n
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noooooooooooooooooooo *runs in circles*
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o.o oh my, poor compy. it's going to stay in the ward for a few weeks isn't it?
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*shifty eyes* You can share my new one when it arrives. *mutters* WHY DO MY STUFF NEVER ARRIVE ON TIME?!!
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xDD -keeps poking/tickling base of compy's feet while he's immobile in bed- That's luffly but currently, this is fun. -prods foot and watches it twitch as compy starts to cry and fail to get nurse to throw me out-
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LMAO. Computer's have feet?
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Now he does! ^^
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