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Published: 2013-10-22 20:05:23 +0000 UTC; Views: 6589; Favourites: 118; Downloads: 14
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German Shepard Brick. Loyal and obedient, not to mention lovable, Brick was made to be a dog.HOORAY FOR SLIGHTLY UNREAL COLORED ANIMALS!!
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*taking a walk on a very rainy day and sees a little dog shivering under a bush* "You poor thing!"
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Remember that story about Maitre'D & Chef? Here's the conclusion to it.
(Location: Jail)
Cop: Ah, yes. Mr. & Miss Hatchet. You have a visitor.
*Chris appears*
Chris: See? This is why I don't have kids...Or a dog.
Maitre'D: Hey!
Brick: *growls*
Chris: Okay. I'm kidding. What exactly happened?
Chef: Well, it all started when we tried to put that Ramsey guy outta business...
*hours later*
Chris: So, let me see if I got this straight: As a Father's Day gift, you three decided to pose as a wedding band duo, snook into a restaurant owned by a British cook on T.V, during the beginning of his first season no less, spit into the customers' drinks, put grease inside the food, almost cancelled the season, possibly the series all together, got caught, chloroformed him & his co-chefs at night, broke the staircase, and almost burned both the kitchen AND the place all together?!?
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Maitre'D: *sees Roxie* Wait...Who are you?
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"My name is Roxanne Ramona Heitmeyer. But you can call me Roxie."
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Maitre'D: Well, I'm Selina Hatchet, but most folks call me Maitre'D.
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"That dog of yours looks familar..."
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Maitre'D: *turns to the dog* Hm...A little...We picked him up recently.
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Maitre'D: From the pound. The original owner said he knew how to pick out clothes. *dog brings out a dress*
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*the dog reaches his paw out*
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Maitre'D: I think he likes you.
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"There's something strange about him... No offense."
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Maitre'D: None taken.
Chef: By strange, 'ya mean the weird clothes thing?
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"No dude. Something else..."
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*the dog salutes at the sign of a Canadian flag waving*
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*the dog's still saluting*
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"One moment." *pulls out a box*
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Maitre'D: Uh...What are ya doin'?
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"Whoops! This is my Mega Stone box!"
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Maitre'D: What?
Chef: Dear, this is an example of a nerd, They seem ridiculous, but they're hidden.
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"Oh! Found what I was lookin' for!" *pulls out a crystal*
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Brick Dog: *sees the crystal and tilts his head*
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*the crystal emits a glow of light* (Note: It restored Brick's ability to speak.)
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Brick: ...What happened?
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"Well..." *pulls out a mirror*
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Brick Dog: ...! *sees himself, screams, and pees on the floor*
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Chef: *to Maitre'D* Now I see why he got from the fashion school to us...
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Maitre'D: I think he means the pee.
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Brick Dog: *sees Maitre'D* Ma'am, I'm slightly confused on what's going on, mainly being why am I in jail?
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Maitre'D: I'm in here, too!
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Maitre'D: Oh...
Chef: We'll take you to the airship and explain.
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