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- Jane, can you schedule a meeting with Mr Richardson, owner of XYZ Inc? I want to talk about a takeover...
- Mr Richardson?
- Yes, is there a problem?
- Don't they have an HQ in Monaco?
- Yes, they do.
- I think I sat on Monaco yesterday.
- You did what?
- After work I wanted to go sit near a sea, so I sat down near the shore. Later I got tons of messages saying that I sat on Monaco.
- How big are you?
- Well, I'm not sure exactly. But I'm lying down on a city right now. I have no idea what city is this, but for me it feels like carpet.
- I guess I'll have to check the local news... OH MY! They say your hair alone destroyed nearly a hundred thousand houses, with most occupants trapped on your hair.
- Yes, I guess that makes sense.
- Doesn't it bother you?
- What, that dirt on my hair? I'll wash it later.
- I'm trapped on your boob for so long, I can only see the landscape of your skin and your bra above me... I had no idea that you are so big now! Well, that explains all those requests I was getting.
- Requests, sir?
- Yes, some companies wanted to rent some space and relocate on your body as well. They've paid me a good money. But I haven't heard from them since they've requested permission to land.
- To land? What are you talking about, sir?
- Their planes, they were landing.
- Ohhh... those were airplanes! It all makes sense now...
- What did you think those things were?
- Mosquitoes. I know, that's silly, but it was an instinct.
- What did you do? Don't tell me... I think I know.
- Sorry! They were buzzing right next to my ear!
- Okay, well, NEXT TIME just let that "mosquito" land safely!
- Very well, sir.

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- Jane, can you schedule a meeting with Mr Richardson, owner of XYZ Inc? I want to talk about a takeover...
- Mr Richardson?
- Yes, is there a problem?
- Don't they have an HQ in Monaco?
- Yes, they do.
- I think I sat on Monaco yesterday.
- You did what?
- After work I wanted to go sit near a sea, so I sat down near the shore. Later I got tons of messages saying that I sat on Monaco.
- How big are you?
- Well, I'm not sure exactly. But I'm lying down on a city right now. I have no idea what city is this, but for me it feels like carpet.
- I guess I'll have to check the local news... OH MY! They say your hair alone destroyed nearly a hundred thousand houses, with most occupants trapped on your hair.
- Yes, I guess that makes sense.
- Doesn't it bother you?
- What, that dirt on my hair? I'll wash it later.
- I'm trapped on your boob for so long, I can only see the landscape of your skin and your bra above me... I had no idea that you are so big now! Well, that explains all those requests I was getting.
- Requests, sir?
- Yes, some companies wanted to rent some space and relocate on your body as well. They've paid me a good money. But I haven't heard from them since they've requested permission to land.
- To land? What are you talking about, sir?
- Their planes, they were landing.
- Ohhh... those were airplanes! It all makes sense now...
- What did you think those things were?
- Mosquitoes. I know, that's silly, but it was an instinct.
- What did you do? Don't tell me... I think I know.
- Sorry! They were buzzing right next to my ear!
- Okay, well, NEXT TIME just let that "mosquito" land safely!
- Very well, sir.