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- We've arrived in Egypt, sir.
- Yes, I know that. I saw the news few seconds ago. Apparently, you've crushed the pyramids and half of Greece is basically your boot print now...
- Oh, I'm sorry, did you want me go some other way? I could have avoided Greece if I went through Turkey...
- Nah, don't worry about it. We didn't have much customers there anyway.
- So, what are we doing in Egypt, if I may ask?
- We are collecting our new customers from the area. There will be thousands of planes landing on your boots in a next couple of hours.
- Even more people will live on my body?
- Of course. They pay way more for that than we ever got from selling our products! Thanks to you I'm now the richest man in history! You are the best assistant I've ever had.
- Thank you, Mr. Jackson, that's very nice to hear.
- But remember this time. That dust on your boots - that's PEOPLE. Don't wipe it off.
- I wont, Mr. Jackson. But what about the actual dust on my boots? When I walk or sit on the ground, a lot of dust sticks to my clothes and boots and my uniform should be perfectly clean when I work...
- I'll find some people to clean them for you.
- Thank you! When I was smaller, guys from the IT department were happy to lick my shoes clean for me, but now they are too small and there aren't enough of them.
- I'm sure there are hundred thousands people ready to do that for you.

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- We've arrived in Egypt, sir.
- Yes, I know that. I saw the news few seconds ago. Apparently, you've crushed the pyramids and half of Greece is basically your boot print now...
- Oh, I'm sorry, did you want me go some other way? I could have avoided Greece if I went through Turkey...
- Nah, don't worry about it. We didn't have much customers there anyway.
- So, what are we doing in Egypt, if I may ask?
- We are collecting our new customers from the area. There will be thousands of planes landing on your boots in a next couple of hours.
- Even more people will live on my body?
- Of course. They pay way more for that than we ever got from selling our products! Thanks to you I'm now the richest man in history! You are the best assistant I've ever had.
- Thank you, Mr. Jackson, that's very nice to hear.
- But remember this time. That dust on your boots - that's PEOPLE. Don't wipe it off.
- I wont, Mr. Jackson. But what about the actual dust on my boots? When I walk or sit on the ground, a lot of dust sticks to my clothes and boots and my uniform should be perfectly clean when I work...
- I'll find some people to clean them for you.
- Thank you! When I was smaller, guys from the IT department were happy to lick my shoes clean for me, but now they are too small and there aren't enough of them.
- I'm sure there are hundred thousands people ready to do that for you.