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Published: 2011-05-29 22:32:35 +0000 UTC; Views: 1019; Favourites: 16; Downloads: 11
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I drew all of these and sort of forgot about them and they're pretty awful but I feel frustrated when I draw things that no one will ever see EVERFive for the price of one, wa-hey
That conversation came about because we were talking about this guy in my school called Peter Kok and how one of my teachers would always call him Mr Cock. I felt pretty proud of myself for this joke but now that I think about it I'm almost completely certain that I head it somewhere else, but I can't for the life of me remember where. OH WELL.
I do have a Fangtasia shirt because I'm gay for Eric and if True Blood were real life I'd probably risk my life daily just to be around in his club.
Second one was when I was out with some friends and somehow the bros ended up getting segregated from the conversation the girls were having and so we talked about important stuff like this. I also have a sailor shirt because it's part of the uniform.
This one shows my thought process. This still makes perfect sense to me.
I was feeling in the mood for a natural snack.
The last one is edutainment at its finest. The sentences are from a reading of a good Eastern Promises fanfic called Cracking Nuts by eve_n_furter on LJ, check it out.
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Comments: 35
SinusF [2015-04-16 21:21:59 +0000 UTC]
Wow. Eve here, under DW pseudonym. I've never seen this before, just did a random search for my username. I love it though, and the rest of them. And have to wonder who's at your door.
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StrangeWeirdo In reply to sonchicso [2011-09-14 04:36:11 +0000 UTC]
The joys of listening to a language no one else in the house cares about
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Otaku-Hidan [2011-06-05 17:46:19 +0000 UTC]
Im so going to check that fanfic.
Oh you and your jokes that I don't really understand but I laugh at
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StrangeWeirdo In reply to Otaku-Hidan [2011-06-23 20:23:27 +0000 UTC]
It's one of the best fanfics in the small fandom in my humble opinion.
Haha, thanks anyway : B
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Otaku-Hidan In reply to StrangeWeirdo [2011-06-27 00:15:37 +0000 UTC]
I'm searching for more so I wouldn't say that now.
You're welcome : D
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coolchan [2011-05-30 16:58:31 +0000 UTC]
I'm glad I'm not the only one who would jump Eric's bones if I could, unf. I want to liiiick him.
Is it bad that I giggled out loud about your spirit animal being Gorden Brown?
And that last one? I do that with Japanese drama CDs (you do have to fast-forward through the sex noises though, lol).
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StrangeWeirdo In reply to coolchan [2011-06-23 20:25:13 +0000 UTC]
I would totally nom Eric. He's my iPhone background right now and it's always nice to see him when I'm going to call someone.
I TAKE THESE MATTERS VERY SERIOUSLY Gordon Brown is my spirit animal, you just don't understand true spirituality. Have at you!
This one has no sex noises (thankfully) but I'm a huge creepo and I just like listening to foreign languages, haha. Better if I learn to say obscenes phrases while I'm at it, too.
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antiquityrose In reply to coolchan [2011-06-17 18:45:01 +0000 UTC]
oh dear god. Japanese sex noises. People tend to think they're a dog whimpering.
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coolchan In reply to antiquityrose [2011-06-19 04:18:23 +0000 UTC]
I know. A lot of them are so high-pitched and annoying. But, eh, that's what fast-forwarding is for!
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antiquityrose In reply to coolchan [2011-06-19 20:13:14 +0000 UTC]
Eheh, never said I minded it, after all~ Try watching Boku no Pico. With headphones on. The crappy kind that other people can hear. All they would be able to hear is the moans, rofl.
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coolchan In reply to antiquityrose [2011-06-20 06:23:36 +0000 UTC]
Aw Jesus, Boku no Pico. XD
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antiquityrose In reply to coolchan [2011-06-20 19:29:50 +0000 UTC]
Inorite? The orgy at the end of the 3rd episode was too much moan.
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AVolatileCalm [2011-05-30 14:59:15 +0000 UTC]
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
oh geez this is amazing. It appeals to my humourous side in so many ways
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StrangeWeirdo In reply to AVolatileCalm [2011-06-23 20:25:28 +0000 UTC]
I'm very glad you like them! C:
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StrangeWeirdo In reply to puredecorum [2011-06-23 20:27:55 +0000 UTC]
Our spiritual encounters somehow always end with me patting his back while he eats ice-cream and cries. It's very taxing.
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puredecorum In reply to StrangeWeirdo [2011-06-24 15:53:45 +0000 UTC]
That is the most wonderful thing I've read for a long time. I wish I had a had a politician spirit animal, even if he only cried and ate ice cream.
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Harashaw [2011-05-30 08:34:44 +0000 UTC]
The first time I heard the glass cock joke was QI, but it may be older than that.
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StrangeWeirdo In reply to Harashaw [2011-06-23 20:28:19 +0000 UTC]
THAT'S WHERE IT'S FROM thanks, it was really bothering me! I've been watching a lot of QI but I managed to completely miss that.
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StrangeWeirdo In reply to Harashaw [2011-06-23 20:26:55 +0000 UTC]
THAT'S WHERE I HEARD IT thanks, it was really bothering me, haha. I've been watching a lot of QI lately but I haven't got to that joke yet, somehow.
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AmericoneDream In reply to StrangeWeirdo [2011-06-24 02:52:03 +0000 UTC]
Who doesn't love QI? I mean, seriously.
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AmericoneDream [2011-05-29 23:46:38 +0000 UTC]
I laughed a little too hard at the glass cock joke. xD And teeth? Is that something Germans do that I've never heard of? I thought they were obsessed with asses, not teeth. I think if my mom heard any of that, she'd never let me touch a computer ever again.
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StrangeWeirdo In reply to AmericoneDream [2011-06-23 20:30:54 +0000 UTC]
It's one of the best jokes I know and I'd been waiting for a long time to be able to tell it. I PLAN THESE THINGS IN ADVANCE.
Haha I still don't know how I made the teeth -> German association. Weird brain.
And thankfully my mum knows even less Norwegian than I do so I'm safe. For now.
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SinusF In reply to StrangeWeirdo [2015-04-16 21:27:33 +0000 UTC]
Oh. I may be sick, but now I love you even more. ^___^ And I miss you on LJ.
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AmericoneDream In reply to StrangeWeirdo [2011-06-24 02:51:40 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, just keep changing the language of the porn you watch so she's always lost as to what you're listening to. I plan when I get to use that's what she said jokes, I react to those chances like lightning.
Not so weird, if Germans enjoy things like asses and scat porn, teeth are probably just a mild fetish. Or he was a dentist. A German dentist.
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NikTiberius [2011-05-29 23:35:39 +0000 UTC]
HA The German teeth one..xD !! These are all hilarious lmao!
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StrangeWeirdo In reply to NikTiberius [2011-06-23 20:33:11 +0000 UTC]
Germans and teeth go together beautifully.
Thank you!
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le-internationale [2011-05-29 23:06:36 +0000 UTC]
oh god this is all just too funny. lol gordon brown
that tooth story reminds me of this one time when i was on a plane, and this guy was looking at his ipod/iphone when he suddenly screamed out "VAGINA". then the guy next to him was like "yeeeeahhh."
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StrangeWeirdo In reply to le-internationale [2011-06-23 20:35:52 +0000 UTC]
Gordon Brown is mai waifu.
I'd keep well away from those types of people.
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le-internationale In reply to StrangeWeirdo [2011-06-23 21:07:16 +0000 UTC]
also salmiakki is really gross... do you like it? i hate the stuff.
porn on a passenger jet... hahah the best/worst part was that no one even stopped to glare at them or anything.
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StrangeWeirdo In reply to le-internationale [2011-06-26 21:47:25 +0000 UTC]
I don't really each much candy (the ones I like are the sour ones or, er, these things but yeah salmiakki is pretty terrible. I don't like liquorice at all
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le-internationale In reply to StrangeWeirdo [2011-06-26 21:57:45 +0000 UTC]
ohhhh those strawberries are so good. do you like the cola ones? they're kind of weird but they grow on you imo
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NikTiberius In reply to le-internationale [2011-05-29 23:35:10 +0000 UTC]
Considering how many planes I bet you have been on, weird things happening is probably not a rare occurring. xD
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le-internationale In reply to NikTiberius [2011-05-30 00:59:43 +0000 UTC]
IKR... It was a very awkward experience. They were hunched over the little iObject and it was so weird. But usually people are too scared/bored/used to it/tired/asleep to do something weird.
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