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Stutterlite — Assassin's Creed 2: Musicians
Published: 2009-12-19 02:06:10 +0000 UTC; Views: 11420; Favourites: 57; Downloads: 643
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WTF FRODO....When I'm not beating the hell out of those annoying/hilarious musicians, I'm actually listening to their lyrics. Pretty awesome, actually.
(throws 10 florins) Weird thing is, Ezio only throws 10 florins yet you see a bazillion coins fly everywhere. Masses of cheap crowds generally follow.
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Eh, this one was whatever. I was lazy. I was watching a giant squid appear under Ezio's feet.
I was watching a lot of things, including Altair trying hard to make himself a sandwich (and failing).
I was watching Ezio grab the nun's boob.
I was watching Ezio and Altair strap Desmond to a pole with a tickling feather in their hands. I was watching many many things, including Altair and Malik f-- oh wait, that was supposed to be a secret.
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Ezio and Elijah wood...BEST DAY EVVAAAAAAARRR!!!!
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I LOVE YOU STUTTERLITE!!! <3 *worships cause yew is AWESOME*
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That is all too, painfully true. They brought 'em back in Brotherhood.
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WHAT. why the hell would they do that? i thaught they were the kind of guys who listened to critism and fixed it( judging by 2)
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ROFL, IKR? I guess they figured they'd just smoosh some old elements into the new.
The beggar women don't really bother you as much, though. It's kind of hard to stop a man on a galloping horse. The worst they do is add an annoying element to the ambiance, I suppose.
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oh. not as bad as i expected then
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LOOOOOL AT PHOENIX WRIGHTS HAIR STICKIN THROUGH ASS-ASS-i-FAG CLOAK :'D
AHAHA I ISH INNOSENT
*attempts to calm down*
K I SRSLY LOVE YOU.
MARRY ME NOW.
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wat do the musicians sing? i just let my game to one of my buds XP stoopid me 
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It's pretty damn amazing but they sing songs in praise of Ezio, like, "WHO BASHES THE HEADS OF THE GUARDS?" and that sort of jazz. ROFLMAO~!
The next time you play the game, go into the FirstPerson camera-view when you're next assaulted by musicians.
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lawlz, ill have to XD
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lmfao its like a youtube poop but a picture
sooo good
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the musicians...i actually DO punch them when they annoy me. And then they're like "But I wrote it for YOU!!" XDDDD
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Is it just me, or do all the musicians look like a badly beat up Chuck Norris...?
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Holy shit... you're right!!! D-8
But of course, nobody can EVER beat Chuck Norris.
...He'll play a song using your spine!
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Ffff.
Maybe that's why all the musicians are after Ezio? They're all really Chuck Norris clones that want revenge.
...That would be a bit amusing if after you punched one of those guys in the game, they suddenly come back with a roundhouse kick to the face, killing you in one swift movement.
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they should make that the hard mode
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xD I totally agree there
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where were you watching altair making a sandwich?!
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In my kitchen. He told me to GTFO.
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rofl, i guess he would he was doing a bad job.
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Yeah, he could be sensitive like that.
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....WHY ARE YOU SO AWESOME?
the lyrics of those musicians is actually really good. o__o but they prance around you like a ballerina....awww
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Srsly, if you listen to the lyrics, they ARE pretty good lol!!! Sometimes I go to where there are 2+ musicians just to hear.
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So do I! they sing stories! and they prance around like ballerinas
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Hell
to
the
yes.....
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