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sunni-sideup — Twilight: Man Time, pt. 2
Published: 2009-03-01 01:58:41 +0000 UTC; Views: 20039; Favourites: 305; Downloads: 126
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Three deviations in one day! I KNOW! Crazy...This should not have taken as long as it did to finish. I've had the first two panels done for ages, and I just got the other ones done a week ago or something. Sooooo stupid.
Anyway, this is a continuation of a cracked out script that my friend and I wrote in our heads last summer. Emmett continues his quest to inject more manliness into his brothers. (Don't worry, they'll show up again in the next one.)
Coupla notes:
1.) Chuck Norris is Emmett's god.
2.) "Lil' Sister Woman" is from The Soup, and I am dying a quiet death inside because I can't find it on YouTube.
3.) Emmett in the second panel really makes me want to
him. GAH HE SO HOT. 4.) Emmett with a gun was definitely inspired by 's version: [link]
5.) Dude. Emmett practically grew up right next to me. I know several McCartys! And I know there are about a frillion bears in the Smoky Mountains. And you can bet Emmett knows how to use a gun.
6.) There is only one man worth my respect from NASCAR, and that is the original Dale Earnhardt.
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hahahaha! This is good! I love emmet! But not as much as my best friend.......she has an Emmett obsession XD. Awesome comic though....Emmett ish my teddy bear X3
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I find Zac Efron very manly, thank you very much! You know... in his own way.
OKAY, SO I'M AN HSM CLOSET FAN! IS THAT A CRIME?!
Great comic though. 
~Ness
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I like the Jonas Bros., so I guess we're even.
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Lol, I like them too.
~Ness
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Really cute and funny! The "Man-o-Meter" made me laugh really hard.
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Amazing!! I love the man-o-meter, it's brilliant.
And I loove The Soup - its hilarious X3
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BRAVO!!! It's about time we got another Mantime!
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAYY EMMMMETTT TIMEEEEEE!!!!!!!! I luve him.
p.s i especially love how Zac Efron is the bottom of the Man-o-meter. I can totally imagine Emmett mocking him ruthlessly when Alice made the Cullens watch the HSM movies, but deep down inside, Emmett's jealous of his voice. Edward caught him singing "What Time is It" once in the garage. He's never been able to live it down.
Also, i can imagine Emmett LOVING ABBA. idk why, but i do.
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Daaaaancin' queeeen... And watching Mamma Mia! on repeat... Good times.
Emmett totally tries to learn the b-ball choreography from HSM. 'Cause basketball makes it a little manlier.
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super cute. i love the emmet with the gun
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Sunni I think I'm in love with you right now!
This is pure gold! You are awesome and so is Emmett with an Elvis voice
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And then, so help me, we are going to go out into the woods and break things with our bare hands!
This makes me infinitely happy.
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Zac Efron is too girly to even be the very bottom of the "man-o-meter." He's more like the -478 instead of 0
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Truth.
(Ugh. You know you've been practicing mock trial too much when you start objecting to your own statements, then responding.)
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Hey now, i'm a McCarty xD
But yeah, my family all know how to shoot bears...and more rofl
Break things with our bare hands. LOVE IT lol
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McCartys are awesome. Just sayin'. XD
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I have been waiting on this forever! And it was well worth the wait! I just love everything about it!
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Don't worry about it! I was well worth it! ^^
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In a recent Man-O-Meter test, Emmett Cullen was pronounced on a scale of Chuck Norris to Zac Efron. And.... He scored 0.5% less than Efron. That just shows that even though we love Emmett with all respect, he is more of a pansey than Edward.
... And that he enjoys breaking sticks. *gets attacked by crazed Zac fans*
Anyways, love the comic! Funny as always!
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This is f--- awesome! I wouldn't be suprised if Emmett has a shrine devoted to Chuck Norris hiding out in his closet.
The Norris- Efron metre is kickass too.
I have never watched the Soup before, I should do so now.
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-&&- I luff the original Dale Earnhardt too. My dad has met him and has pics of himself in his car. The pics are in the hallway at my house. xD One is in the garage too. 8D Racing is funnn..
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OMG. I LOVED THIS. THAT IS CO TRUE WITH CN. -turns off caps- I am a spazz. xD
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haha, great!! I like the zac-efron-o-meter XD, and the soup is the best show ever...joel mchale, i love you.
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lol to both man time comics
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ah... i see.
get back to me, and i'll let you know
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