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Published: 2015-12-01 15:20:23 +0000 UTC; Views: 627; Favourites: 23; Downloads: 0
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From the game OFF.Might be considered a title card.
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SuperFlameKitty In reply to ??? [2016-01-23 02:08:51 +0000 UTC]
Judge: Yes, my righteous puppeteer, I am in your presence. Shall the battle commence?
Stupid, impure kitten.
I wILL DESTROY YOU BOTH.
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OliveWriter In reply to SuperFlameKitty [2016-01-23 02:14:45 +0000 UTC]
Let's do this.
Lets see if you can, shall we?
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SuperFlameKitty In reply to OliveWriter [2016-01-23 03:14:13 +0000 UTC]
Judge: What's your first move?
I can take you on. None of your attacks can effect me.
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OliveWriter In reply to SuperFlameKitty [2016-01-23 03:25:35 +0000 UTC]
What are your moves, Judge?
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SuperFlameKitty In reply to OliveWriter [2016-01-23 03:42:19 +0000 UTC]
Judge: Standard, really. I do not desire to do any fancy shenanigans with this imposter. :SCRATCH; TACKLE; POUNCE:
HeheheHAHAHAHA DIE!
*Batter uses Furious Home Run.
Β
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OliveWriter In reply to SuperFlameKitty [2016-01-23 03:50:11 +0000 UTC]
Ok, so like pokemOGODDANGIT!
Ok, um-Pounce!
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SuperFlameKitty In reply to OliveWriter [2016-01-23 21:00:06 +0000 UTC]
*Judge uses POUNCE.
*Batter is knocked down by the feline's sheer willpower.
*Batter uses BASEBALL TOSS.
*Judge is thrown across the room and hits the wall.
Batter: 235/270
Judge: 170/200
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OliveWriter In reply to SuperFlameKitty [2016-01-24 04:28:35 +0000 UTC]
Ah, crap-
We don't have any healing items, do we?
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SuperFlameKitty In reply to OliveWriter [2016-01-26 01:16:49 +0000 UTC]
Judge: No. I cannot keep any healing items on my person. Next attack?
Batter: 235/270
Judge: 170/200
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OliveWriter In reply to SuperFlameKitty [2016-01-26 01:20:24 +0000 UTC]
Got it. Um...Scratch!
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SuperFlameKitty In reply to OliveWriter [2016-01-26 01:31:02 +0000 UTC]
*Judge dashes up to Batter and slashes his claws across the monster's legs.*
*Critical hit!*
*Batter slams his leg against your puppet.*
*Batter suffers recoil.*
*Judge lands on his feet.*
Batter: 195/270
Judge: 136/200
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OliveWriter In reply to SuperFlameKitty [2016-01-26 01:35:10 +0000 UTC]
ooooooookkkkkkk-this is nOT GOOD.
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SuperFlameKitty In reply to OliveWriter [2016-01-27 13:58:16 +0000 UTC]
Judge: Really, now? I think we are doing quite well. He is losing his health quicker than I am. *Purrs* Anyway, next move?
Batter: 195/270
Judge: 136/200
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OliveWriter In reply to SuperFlameKitty [2016-01-28 02:23:21 +0000 UTC]
Ok. Pounce again!
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SuperFlameKitty In reply to OliveWriter [2016-03-01 15:23:24 +0000 UTC]
Judge: *Snarls and pounces onto Batter, pushing him back and causing him to fall down. The cat then claws at the Batter's face.*
Batter: *Swings a claw at the cat, but the Judge dodges.*
Batter: 145/270
Judge: 136/200
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OliveWriter In reply to SuperFlameKitty [2016-03-01 23:36:05 +0000 UTC]
Ok, considerably, we're still screwed.Β
Wait, you have special moves, right?
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SuperFlameKitty In reply to OliveWriter [2016-03-12 19:16:18 +0000 UTC]
Judge: Yes I do, but they are quite unpredictable. I can't really control them. However, if you say the word, I shall do it.
*SPECIAL MOVE has been added to your ATTACK list. Do you wish to activate it?
Batter: 145/270
Judge: 136/200
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OliveWriter In reply to SuperFlameKitty [2016-03-12 19:37:13 +0000 UTC]
YES ACTIVATE IT WE'RE DYING.
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SuperFlameKitty In reply to OliveWriter [2016-03-12 19:48:40 +0000 UTC]
Judge: ... okay then...Β
*Strings spring out of Judge's shoulders and connect to Batter*
Batter: WHAT?! *Snarls*
*Judge starts seeping away the strength from Batter and tosses him around, making him hit various walls.*
*Batter grasps the strings and tugs them, ripping them out of Judge. The feline feels dizzy.*
Batter: 43/270
Judge: 100/200 *Status: Dizzy*
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OliveWriter In reply to SuperFlameKitty [2016-03-12 19:58:19 +0000 UTC]
HOLY COW THAT WAS COOL
Ok, I think I might have something to cure that, though...I won't make you do it again.Β
Do you have any Items?
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SuperFlameKitty In reply to OliveWriter [2016-03-12 23:21:19 +0000 UTC]
Judge: G-good... I don't have any items though...
Batter: 43/270
Judge: 100/200 *Status: Dizzy*
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OliveWriter In reply to SuperFlameKitty [2016-03-13 23:16:37 +0000 UTC]
Ok, we might be able to finish him off in two blows. Can you scratch him?
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SuperFlameKitty In reply to OliveWriter [2016-03-16 13:38:47 +0000 UTC]
Judge: Y-yes... I think so...
*Judge runs up to the Batter and scratches him. Batter retaliates by tossing the feline away from him.*
Batter: 21/270
Judge: 100/200 *Status: Dizzy*
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OliveWriter In reply to SuperFlameKitty [2016-03-16 23:32:45 +0000 UTC]
Oh my god, we're so close!Β
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SuperFlameKitty In reply to OliveWriter [2016-03-19 18:05:56 +0000 UTC]
Judge: What... what else?
Batter: 21/270
Judge: 100/200 *Status: Dizzy*
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OliveWriter In reply to SuperFlameKitty [2016-03-19 18:18:00 +0000 UTC]
Just scratch him now!Β
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SuperFlameKitty In reply to OliveWriter [2016-03-19 18:29:23 +0000 UTC]
Judge: *Leaps into the air and lands a devastating scratch attack on Batter's face. Batter falls down and turns back into his human form.*
Batter: I... I lost?
Batter: 1/270
Judge: 100/200 *Status: Dizzy*
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OliveWriter In reply to SuperFlameKitty [2016-03-19 18:37:25 +0000 UTC]
Dude, you have 1 HP left.Β
I'm sorry. It has to be this way. Your version of pure...well, were I come from, it's not accepted. At all.
It's basically called genocide.
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SuperFlameKitty In reply to OliveWriter [2016-03-19 18:47:00 +0000 UTC]
Batter: No... I'm just doing my job-b... you can't kill me..Β for that.....
Batter: 1/270
Judge: 100/200 *Status: Dizzy*
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OliveWriter In reply to SuperFlameKitty [2016-03-20 00:28:49 +0000 UTC]
No.
But you'll never really die. I'm the puppeteer, I can bring you to life again...
This is for Pablo, and Valerie, and the elsens, and the Queen, and...and your son...
That's why I strike against you. You crossed the line long ago.
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SuperFlameKitty In reply to OliveWriter [2016-03-20 04:07:39 +0000 UTC]
Batter: *Laughs* In t-this world, the line was erased l-long ago. Not by me, b-by the Guardians. I was doing-g a favor...
Batter: 1/270
Judge: 100/200 *Status: Dizzy*
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OliveWriter In reply to SuperFlameKitty [2016-03-20 04:17:56 +0000 UTC]
Maybe it was erased, but it was still better than this.
I'm sorry.
Judge, use Pounce.Β
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SuperFlameKitty In reply to OliveWriter [2016-03-20 23:27:49 +0000 UTC]
Judge: *Nods solemnly. Pounces and rips out Batter's throat.*
Batter: *Laughs while blood drips out of mouth.* H-heh- *Dies. His corpse twitches.*
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SuperFlameKitty In reply to OliveWriter [2016-03-22 15:47:41 +0000 UTC]
Judge: ... the only thing that remains now is our own regrets... what now, dear player? The game is over.
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OliveWriter In reply to SuperFlameKitty [2016-03-22 21:33:49 +0000 UTC]
...
I don't know.
I need a moment to just let it all out.Β
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SuperFlameKitty In reply to OliveWriter [2016-03-26 02:12:37 +0000 UTC]
Judge: *Tilts head* Let what all out?
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OliveWriter In reply to SuperFlameKitty [2016-03-26 17:59:17 +0000 UTC]
My pain.Β
*Kicks the wall and screams*
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SuperFlameKitty In reply to OliveWriter [2016-04-02 18:49:17 +0000 UTC]
Judge: *Jumps* NO. Don't harm yourself, Player!
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OliveWriter In reply to SuperFlameKitty [2016-04-02 19:01:45 +0000 UTC]
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I just-can I hug you instead?
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SuperFlameKitty In reply to OliveWriter [2016-04-02 19:14:39 +0000 UTC]
Judge: *Pauses* ... very well. If you must.
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OliveWriter In reply to SuperFlameKitty [2016-04-02 19:17:55 +0000 UTC]
*gives the judge a soft hug, still shaking.*
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SuperFlameKitty In reply to OliveWriter [2016-04-02 19:19:02 +0000 UTC]
Judge: ... are you okay? What's wrong?
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OliveWriter In reply to SuperFlameKitty [2016-04-02 19:58:23 +0000 UTC]
I'm ok...
Theres no other ending, is there?
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SuperFlameKitty In reply to OliveWriter [2016-04-02 20:00:22 +0000 UTC]
Judge: No. Not really. I'm sorry.
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OliveWriter In reply to SuperFlameKitty [2016-04-02 20:02:06 +0000 UTC]
It's...it's ok...
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SuperFlameKitty In reply to OliveWriter [2016-04-25 21:38:23 +0000 UTC]
Judge: No, it's not.
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OliveWriter In reply to SuperFlameKitty [2016-04-25 23:03:04 +0000 UTC]
I'm just...I can't believe I did that.
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SuperFlameKitty In reply to OliveWriter [2016-05-16 18:40:45 +0000 UTC]
Judge: It's not as bad as you think.
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OliveWriter In reply to SuperFlameKitty [2016-05-16 22:49:21 +0000 UTC]
Are you sure?...well, you are right...I could have killed you, and I don't want to do that...
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