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Published: 2011-01-16 01:04:38 +0000 UTC; Views: 3959; Favourites: 8; Downloads: 0
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Thought this would be a funny one line joke due to the change in the zodiac,In the background Sagittarius is flirting with Virgo and Leo is suffering a hangover.
So they say they finally wan to add in the 13th member Ophiuchus ( the snake holder) which is putting some people off balance of what sign they thought they where,
I for example am no longer a Aquarius Iβm now a Capricorn. Big F&*$^ing deal.
If you believe heavily in the zodiac and all that stuff you should have done research and knew there were originally 13 to begin with (plus a few here and there)
The fools and the idiots are those that donβt do the research and tattooed your sign to your ass!
And by the way Horoscopes are meant to be fun to read, not followed like a religious prophecy, 99% they will not work, come true, blah blah blah.
Although my dad did have a fortune cookie come true once, maybe put some more belief into those?
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Who gives a damn about the earth's rotation! I'm still a Pisces and YOU'RE still a Capricorn. For all I care, Ophiu-what's his name doesn't exist.
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lol, Capricorn is such an ass...ho wait....that is my sign....>,
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I think it was proven otherwise...Again.
Not the first time something like that happened apparently.
You're all still your original sign. I'm still Capricorn.
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Ok...I'm now apparently a Sagittarius rather than a capricorn, so the archer rather than the water goat...xD
It'll probably be pretty amusing to watch people who read horoscopes constantly and take their words as law for the future, and see how they react.
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I concur with you, and shall laugh at them ^^
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*falls over laughing*
Pisces. I was a Pisces before, but now the start date is my BIRTHDAY.
I don't believe in this stuff, but you do sometimes gain some tiny bit of attachment to your sign, particularly when it is accurate in describing you. 
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I used to be at the tail end of Pisces. Now I'm at the front, so no change for me. Though honestly I personally follow no Zodiac. If they were the thing to follow, Greece would not have fallen, or Rome, or any other.
China I feel sorry for. That was the Longest standing empire and it was destroyed in the 1940's when the Commies captured the Emperor.
And now I'm jabbering on like a nut again. *Zips mouth*
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it's ok, I just laugh at those thinking 2012 is the end of the world because of the Myans.
see any Myans now days?
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Yes, yes I have. On a Kahlua bottle. Tee hee.
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I'm a Taurus. But I follow type personality, you know ESTP, INFJ, etc. I am an INTP, just like Einstein (seriously).
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I follow the Eastern Zodiac. I am an Earth Snake, which fits me prety damn well, even explaining that my 'developed taste in fashion' a common snake trait I never felt applied to me, manifests in Earth Dnakes as 'your own personal style that you change to fit your own moods
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actually believed in one and everything went the opposite way of what it is and I was in WTF mode. btw, I also hate the hackers and how they got virus and f&@$ed up my computer
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Actually they weren't like that 1000 years ago. Basically what's happened is that the stars (and thus the constellations) are in a different place relative to Earth as it moves through space to where they once were then. The signs of the zodiac are just the constellations which are the most visible at given times of the year (hence the idea that one is "born under" the one which is clearest) so they haven't rediscovered a 13th sign, they've checked again (no idea what was going on for 1000 years, I guess the astronomers were too busy helping cartographers and building probes to give astrologers a tap on the shoulder
It'll probably mean more to astronomers (and navigators if they're feeling old school) than astrologers, of course.
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that makes sense, and thanks for clearing it up ^^
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Actually, the zodiac we use has nothing to do with the constellations. At least not the tropical zodiac. They're quadrants of distance between the Earth and sun, them being named after the constellations was a historical hiccup. The one who wants snakey is the sidereel zodiac.
It's all really confusing.
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I think you meant 'horoscope' instead of Zodiac.
That aside, I had no clue there were now 13 horoscope signs. How'd you learn about that?
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No, there is a change to the Zodiac that also affects Horoscopes as well.
and it's not new, there's always been more then 12, they slimed the zodiac down to '12' and kept it that way for thousands of years. Recently they thought they should change it? I donβt understand exactly why they just want to add Ophiuchus, due to a change in the earthβs orbit, like I said itβs something to not dwell on heavily
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The Chinese Zodiac? Or are we thinking of two different Zodiacs?
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Wow ok, so there are two well known zodiacs in the world,
Greek (Western zodiac) is based on a lunar month calendar. And each month has a sign, depending on what month you are born depends on what sign you have. This zodiac also correlates with star constellations. A Horoscope is a brief guidance/advice/fortune telling of these signs and is given monthly or annually.
Chinese ( Eastern Zodiac) also has 12 symbols but is based annually, depending on what year your born in depicts what sign ( or animal) you are given. It also revolves around a lunar calendar and changes itβs annual symbol around February when βChinese New Yearβ is celebrated.
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I'd only ever heard the Eastern Zodiac referred to as a zodiac; then again, I don't really follow this kind of stuff too closely.
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Yeah, my brother was born in between Sagittarius and Capricorn (22 December) so that's leaves me confusing sometimes as well xD
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