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Syngreen — Climber sketch dump
Published: 2009-04-19 04:37:03 +0000 UTC; Views: 2093; Favourites: 55; Downloads: 9
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Drawn a while back, and I just found it in my bio-binder. Most (well, all actually) of it is just me being a CoN fan-tard. FFFFrick. Let's list my stupidity, m'kay?
First of all, we've got the big pic o' Climber. It's most likely inaccurate because I didn't have a reference at the time. (The pose is so gay, and you know it.)Next is Seymore/Climber and Audrey II(or would it be Clarice II?)/Big Bad. God, horrible. 'SUPA!' I wanted to draw Climber doing Franky from One Piece's "supa!' pose and gave up.You probably can't read my writing on the next one, but let's just say Climber's asking what a pedophile is and I'm avoiding answering the question.CLIMBER my anti-drug (because hallucinating is for pirates) Magic marker can do strange things to Climber's face...FailLatin is fail."PLZ?"I wanted to draw something cute and failed.And, of course, the cliche of Karl erasing Climber's mouth. Everyone has to do it at some point..."FFFF...Fricken pirates." My sentiments exactly."I've been reduced to a fangirl!" And so have you, if you're looking at this... unless you're male...Climber CaramellDansen. Oh god, no.Climber, Karl and everything Castle of Nations are owned by
Big Bad is owned by
I'm so sorry if this page has caused you to: vomit, have seizures, contract HIV, die, see Elvis in your fridge next to the meatloaf, commit suicide, develop a British accent, or suddenly find a Death Note and end up trying to become god of the new world.
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Comments: 58
LAWLLL!!
i didnt realise that climbers mouth was erased, and i didnt realise that was karl....
i dont even KNOW who these guys are, but already i think that climber is bisexual and that karl is scary ^^
....whether thats actually true or if it's just the impression your giving me, i dunno XD
i've never HEARD of these characters, dammit!
...well, i have, but only from you talking about them on certain occasions (like when i'm reading a description of one of your drawings, or for exemple (nah hah) your massive meme of DOOOMMMMM!!!.
kekekeke....
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Karl is scary.
But.
Climber can't really have a sexuality.
Since he's kind of... a cloth mannequin with a pretty huge 'crush' on this girl who got lost in the park he lives at. XD Ahahaha.
Once again, if you want to know about these characters, check out this guy's account. It's fabulous.
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they wrong face climber reminds me of a dream i had when karl got bored of climber's face and erased it and drew his face on him,he then said to climber,deary me your handsome!
i would totally do that to climber too.
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That is the funniest CoN-related dream I have ever heard about. XD Wouldn't we all want to draw on that mannequin...
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Killy erases climbers face and raws clarices face on in its place,takes him to a mirror.
Climber:Gasp! Clarice!{runs and slams into mirror}
Killy
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. . .
I don't believe there's any way I could even describe that plz pic.
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When I first saw it I thought I'd fallen asleep at my computer and was having a nightmare (and dutifully waited for BlackAce to come out of nowhere and kill me, like a lot of my dreams these days), but, alas, it was not so.
How you doin'?
...Okay, I swear I'll stop trying to burn your mind with such images.
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Okay, you totally just make me spew water all over myself.
I was all:
And then I was liek:
And THEN I was all:
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Syngreen's fangirl observation journal, entry #1337:
When confronted with the possibility of naked Karl (henceforth known as Subject Pirate) it seems that the species Temerius Puellae (commonly known as the 'fangirl' ) will either A) run away screaming or B) begin ejecting blood from their noses. (Possibly a reference to Japanese comic books...?)
(And my stupid jokes just keep on rolling.)
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. . . Oh my god. . .
ARMA'S GOT A BITCH TO KEEEEL. D:<
No honey, don't!!
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Come, Arma! Let us rape them! Let us rape them all!
Yes, a fate worse than death! >: D ... What do I do with the stiff? *points to mutilated *
LET'S BURN IT.
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I don't think I can add any sort of reply to that. . .
Other than. . .
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Syngreen, you just got one free internet! What are you going to do now?
I'm going to Castle of Nations!
Don't you mean Disney World?
Of course not!
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xD
Dude, do you have a Gaia or something? You rock.
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Haha, yeah I have a Gaia. I only just made one the other day. I'm the same name over there as I am here.
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Sweet!
You should join the OCT Deviants Guild-- We'd love to have you.
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*Points up at the previous posts*
You guys are my heroes.
*Showers you both with cookies* 
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There are awesome people in the comments?! Why do I never see the awesome?!
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Because you are BLIND to the AWESOME.
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NUUUUU! I don't want to be blind to awesome! Then I can't see anymore of Unknown-Person's flashes!
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D:
This hadn't occured to me!!!
QUICK, WE MUST GET YOU TO A PRIEST!!
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Yes, to the priest! We must have the demon that is blocking the awesome from entering my eyes exorcised!
Priest: Sorry, I can't do anything. It is too powerful.
...Oh, bugger.
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OH adorable. I need that PLZ climber now lol. It wrenched at my little heart strings~
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With one payment of wrenched heartstrings you will receive your brand new PLZ Climber. That's right, folks! Your very own adorkable mannequin with one payment of wrenched heartstrings! What a steal! Call now!
(Side effects of PLZ Climber may include: Visions of the Big Bad Wolf, random outbursts of 'Ferris Wheel', loss of the ability to find exits, love of the color cyan, nausea, heartburn, hallucinations, and not-pirate statues lurking around your house. We are not legally responsible if any of these occur, especially that last one. Please do not drive or operate heavy machinery after first receiving your PLZ Climber. Thank you.)
(My wit is on the fritz here. That's just my very wordy way of saying thanks. >.> <.< )
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HAHAHAHA O H MAE GOSH.! so doing something with that!!!!
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TWO OUT OF THREE critics Suggest YOU BUY PLZ Climber!!! CALL NOW!!!
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WAIT! Don't pick up that phone just yet! If you CALL NOW, you'll not only receive a PLZ Climber with your one payment of wrenched heartstrings, you'll also receive the entire Castle of Nations package! That's right, every Castle of Nations character will be yours along with your fully adorkable PLZ Climber! Just CALL 1-800-FERRIS-WHEEL. That's 1-800-FERRIS-WHEEL. CALL NOW!
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(cannot be held responcible for loss of limbs, depression, insanity, the love of crows or statuary, talking in riddles, or irritation. These sideffects may or may not occure in additon to the CoN package)
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(After receiving your Castle of Nations Package, if you notice sudden bouts of eye twitching, exhaustion, an urge to destroy all humans, crumbling limbs, flashbacks and hallucinations involving your more-than-likely-killed-by-you-former-sort-of-lover, please see your doctor for these could be signs of a serious side effect.)
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That's right folks. Not just PLZ Climber can be yours, but the WHOLE Castle of Nations Cast! Call now and recieve your very own Smiley Jack and even Pirate Karl! BUT THAT'S NOT ALL! Call now and recieve the GIRLS as well! You'll have your very own Mysterious Red! Cyan Clarice! And even Scornful Dahlia!
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If you're not convinced, just listen to these happy costumers!
I like ripping the arms off of my Pirate Karl.
I've got my very own Plz Climber! Thanks, random and convenient infomercial!
I like to watch them when they sleep.
... And remember, CALL 1-800-FERRIS-WHEEL! Send in an extra payment of wrenched heart strings and we'll throw in Pimpin' Arma!
Does Arma have to smack a bitch? Make me a sammich, foo'!
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OH MAE GOSH I DID NOT JUST TRY AND CALL. XD yes this is absolutely briliant! You realize I'm going to do something with this when I get the time, right?
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Haha, please do something with this brain fart of a joke when you have the time. If you do it it'll probably turn out awesome.
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Oh I will....I willl. Summer time is a perfect time for brain farts.
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*pictures Avorine in a lab coat with lightening crashing in the background screaming "It's alive!"*
Yes, yes indeed.
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LOL I like the SUPA one, and I also like the hugging one.
I'd defs give him a huuug! X3
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Dude, the SUPA one is so much fail.
Yay!
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The audience's opinion is the only one that matters, I guess.
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