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Syrinq — REPRODUCTION AND WHATNOT WITH MOCCHI.

Published: 2016-04-16 17:46:32 +0000 UTC; Views: 13040; Favourites: 379; Downloads: 0
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Description welcome to the third shit doodle page with new mocchi canons
woohoo mOTHERFUCKER

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Ding dong it's the sensors! 
     ALL Mocchin have sensors- This has been developed due to not every Mocchi having every feature such as eyes and mouths. These sensors are mainly used to sense the terrain one's in. Besides this, these sensors have more functions as well- Such as digesting food when one Mocchi doesn't have a mouth- Or, universally, for reproducing.

2. 
This is how Mocchin reproduce!
and no they don't have genitals you dirty fuck-
     When two Mocchin really, really love- Okay, no, let's be NSFW here and be like ''oOOOOH CARLLL SLAP ME HARDER WITH DEM HIGH FIVES!!!!!'' and ''do you have the gloves, jimmy''- i really need jesus don't i
     Okay okay, so- When two Mocchin want to create a child, they clasp their hands together and create these.. Special.. Substances so to say. These so-called "substances", or, you know, rudely said, SPEEERRM OR EGGSS WOOEOEOEOEOEO!!! have their DNA in it. When two substances of two different Mocchin come together, an egg is immediately created [oh, yes, I know, that's fast].
     This egg has yet to grow and develop, which is usually... I have no idea. 1-2 months? Maybe? Think about chickens, man.
by the way god bless ScarfedStrawberry for drawing the reproduction idea thing- hella nice B)
ALSO NO THIS DOESN'T MEAN HANDHOLDING IN GENERAL IS SEEN AS A SEXUAL THING. OMF PEOPLE

3.
Imagine. All the shenanigans. That can occur. With this.
- ''OH SHIT!!! CARL!!! DIDY OU LET THE EGG FALL I'M-''
- "Kevin- Where is the egg???????????????????"
- ''Jimmy, Jimmy- I swear- DID THE GLOVES NOT WORK???? I SWEAR!!!!! GDI I WAS PRETTY FUCKING SURE WE DID IT SAFE AND NOW WE HAVE A FUCKING EGG-"
:^)

4.
Smol child compared to an adult Mocchi. Look how shitting cute they are-

5.
Smol shit doodle with how Mocchin share affections and whatnot. For example, when two don't have a mouth, they obviously can't kiss- But that doesn't mean they can't nuzzle. CREATIVITY AT ITS BEST PEOPLE 
featuring the lovely ''mocchi sonas'' of me and the boo [tm] :3c


6.
Second thing about sensors- They can digest food. Well, the ones on the hands anyway-
    Mocchin with mouths can pick which way they want to digest their food- Others.. Yeah, yeah put that carrot on your hand, Jimmy. Good boy.

7.
A special thing about Mocchin without a face: THEY CAN DIGEST FOOD THROUGH THEIR FACE AS WELL.
ISN'T THAT NICE.
god bless my son speedcow12 for this cool idea

8.
Communication.
    Since not everyone has a mouth to speak with, the universal used language is body/sign language [think about cats and dogs with their wagging tails and shit y'know-], although they know verbal language as well. 
Featuring a beautiful example of sign language :^)
fuck me hard in the ass jimmy c'mon you see my hand signs c'mon do it let's rub our hands together

9.
Hearing.
    So, not everyone has ears, you know? Like those fancy ass rare ears- Well, there's a SOLUTION to that! Like seals/reptiles/whoever the fuck has ''sound holes''- Yeah, there's that, another universally created thing. Nice. And, yeah, Mocchin with ears and sound holes probably hear a bit better than the ones with only the latter.

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I want Carl to high five me without gloves on.
Hope you enjoyed! :^3c

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Comments: 362

L-i-n-k-x In reply to ??? [2017-01-16 18:15:26 +0000 UTC]

The description Made my day already xDDDD

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Syrinq In reply to L-i-n-k-x [2017-01-16 21:10:57 +0000 UTC]

thank you AHAHAHAHAHAH

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TommyBoyio [2016-12-14 04:12:27 +0000 UTC]

so does jimmy have multiple outfits or are multiple mocchis named jimmy? 

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Syrinq In reply to TommyBoyio [2016-12-14 05:47:01 +0000 UTC]

Multiple mocchin can have the same name.. just like humans do : p

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TommyBoyio In reply to Syrinq [2016-12-14 07:41:05 +0000 UTC]

alright thats good to know foe second i was worried about jimmy xD

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Syrinq In reply to TommyBoyio [2016-12-14 15:00:51 +0000 UTC]

my goodness
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Lottabie In reply to ??? [2016-11-24 23:05:49 +0000 UTC]

I just got my first mocchi and the first thing i wanted to know is how they reproduce
and now i'm crying because of all the carl and gloves and what not 
and the last thing in the description is gold
'I want Carl to high five me without gloves on'
best thing ever 
also the second one here is mine wiviadopts.deviantart.com/art/…

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Syrinq In reply to Lottabie [2016-11-25 07:27:11 +0000 UTC]

Thank you xD
and that's one adorable mocchi ;u;

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InkyGummyWolf-Senpai In reply to ??? [2016-11-23 02:44:18 +0000 UTC]

this is an amazing species 

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Syrinq In reply to InkyGummyWolf-Senpai [2016-11-23 10:33:31 +0000 UTC]

thank you xD

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InkyGummyWolf-Senpai In reply to Syrinq [2016-11-24 02:03:45 +0000 UTC]

npnp

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toxic-redpanda In reply to ??? [2016-11-22 23:35:52 +0000 UTC]

what if the mocchin dont want the egg?

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Syrinq In reply to toxic-redpanda [2016-11-23 10:33:17 +0000 UTC]

There's probably some prevention stuff like gloves so you won't get an egg : p
And if else, they can put them up for adoption, but it's kinda a dick move to do that.

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lexuskastvarius In reply to ??? [2016-11-07 13:17:43 +0000 UTC]

THIS EXPLAINS THINGS
sorry for my dumb question it was late and i didn't have enough time 2 browse b4 goin to sleep

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Syrinq In reply to lexuskastvarius [2016-11-07 15:10:52 +0000 UTC]

OH
OH OKAY
AHAHHAHAHAHA
it's cool man xD

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Magicalkat47 In reply to ??? [2016-10-27 23:10:09 +0000 UTC]

 
also this was really useful, since i wasn't sure how mocchi with no mouths talked. :0 thanks :3

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Syrinq In reply to Magicalkat47 [2016-10-28 14:29:35 +0000 UTC]

:^3
no problem! c:

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kittycat-mew In reply to ??? [2016-10-16 00:02:21 +0000 UTC]

You have some big hands there Noah   

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Syrinq In reply to kittycat-mew [2016-10-16 12:09:12 +0000 UTC]

oh noah :^)

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cianoir In reply to ??? [2016-10-10 20:36:13 +0000 UTC]

so if a mocchi go greet another mocchi
"HEY YO LETS SHAKE HANDS"
*egg*
"shit fuck what did you do"
"I JUST WANTED To BE POLITE"

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Syrinq In reply to cianoir [2016-10-11 14:33:06 +0000 UTC]

noooo xD
it only happens if both [or multiple] parties have made the special ''ooze'' in their hands which will result in an egg~

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cianoir In reply to Syrinq [2016-10-11 17:25:02 +0000 UTC]

AA OK THANSSXKSMV

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Syrinq In reply to cianoir [2016-10-14 14:24:45 +0000 UTC]

no problem ;v;

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NPC-ARTS In reply to ??? [2016-10-10 18:41:51 +0000 UTC]

yo I have a question for a mocchi I'm making:
can a mocchi be deaf?

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Syrinq In reply to NPC-ARTS [2016-10-10 20:13:14 +0000 UTC]

yeah, it's a common thing all creatures can have, so, yeah

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NPC-ARTS In reply to Syrinq [2016-10-10 20:27:09 +0000 UTC]

oki thanks!

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Syrinq In reply to NPC-ARTS [2016-10-17 21:20:27 +0000 UTC]

no problem

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LapisAdopts In reply to ??? [2016-09-13 18:46:05 +0000 UTC]

When I have a tablet I have the perfect idea for a gif of two Mocchis reproducing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
(( Gif gonna be so h0t it going to need a mature content sign- ))

''Jimmy bring out those sexy hands of yours ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)''

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Syrinq In reply to LapisAdopts [2016-09-13 19:11:13 +0000 UTC]

O HY GODGDGD

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LapisAdopts In reply to Syrinq [2016-09-13 19:12:49 +0000 UTC]

Be prepared for some sexual hand holding   

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Syrinq In reply to LapisAdopts [2016-09-16 13:38:47 +0000 UTC]

BUT
MOM I'M ONLY 6

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LapisAdopts In reply to Syrinq [2016-09-16 13:42:34 +0000 UTC]

*IT'S THE GODDAMN INTERNET, JUST CLICK ''Yes, i'm 18''   

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Syrinq In reply to LapisAdopts [2016-09-16 13:45:51 +0000 UTC]

HO UY LULULL YCRAP IT'S THAT DUDE
I FORGOT HIS NAME
oh

michael rosen
right

god bl e ss

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LapisAdopts In reply to Syrinq [2016-09-16 13:47:30 +0000 UTC]

Y E S, IT DAT DUDER.
GOOD JOB ! YOU GET A PAT ON THE BACK




* P A T *

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Syrinq In reply to LapisAdopts [2016-09-16 14:30:22 +0000 UTC]

YES
I LIVE ON THE PATS

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LapisAdopts In reply to Syrinq [2016-09-16 14:36:26 +0000 UTC]

TAKE THE PATS


* INTENSIVE P E T T I N G *

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Fruipees [2016-07-03 00:58:24 +0000 UTC]

Just slap that food RiGhT into your face. JuSt dO iT! 

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Syrinq In reply to Fruipees [2016-07-04 21:35:36 +0000 UTC]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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PrussianBlueBarbeau In reply to ??? [2016-06-26 03:07:22 +0000 UTC]

Hit me harder with those high fives u dank ass meme
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

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Syrinq In reply to PrussianBlueBarbeau [2016-06-26 09:33:28 +0000 UTC]

i fucking love this comment

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PrussianBlueBarbeau In reply to Syrinq [2016-06-26 15:48:47 +0000 UTC]

Lmaoooo
ut welcome fam
I am just ur ordinary neighborhood shitpost generator

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Syrinq In reply to PrussianBlueBarbeau [2016-06-26 15:56:55 +0000 UTC]

YOU'RE ALWAYS WELCOME IN MY NEIGHBOURHOOD FOR SHITPOSTS

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PrussianBlueBarbeau In reply to Syrinq [2016-06-26 23:49:08 +0000 UTC]

AYYYYY
SHITPOSTING IS IN EVERY ATOM OF MY BEING
EVERY NEW ATOM THERE IS
HELPS ME GROW STRONGER
IN THE SHITPOSTING WORLD

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Syrinq In reply to PrussianBlueBarbeau [2016-06-29 19:51:26 +0000 UTC]

GOOD SHIT

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PrussianBlueBarbeau In reply to Syrinq [2016-06-29 22:59:03 +0000 UTC]

me except with shitposting

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Syrinq In reply to PrussianBlueBarbeau [2016-07-06 14:40:25 +0000 UTC]

I'M YELLING

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PrussianBlueBarbeau In reply to Syrinq [2016-07-08 15:31:30 +0000 UTC]

SAME TBH
RIP HEADPHONE USER

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Syrinq In reply to PrussianBlueBarbeau [2016-07-15 15:46:10 +0000 UTC]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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spacexfreckles In reply to ??? [2016-06-18 20:01:13 +0000 UTC]

Do Mocchin even have genders?? :0

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Syrinq In reply to spacexfreckles [2016-06-19 09:17:00 +0000 UTC]

They don't have sexes [meaning bodily differences for female and male], but they can always identify as a gender if they want to quq

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