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welcome to the third shit doodle page with new mocchi canonswoohoo mOTHERFUCKER
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Ding dong it's the sensors!
ALL Mocchin have sensors- This has been developed due to not every Mocchi having every feature such as eyes and mouths. These sensors are mainly used to sense the terrain one's in. Besides this, these sensors have more functions as well- Such as digesting food when one Mocchi doesn't have a mouth- Or, universally, for reproducing.
2.
This is how Mocchin reproduce!
and no they don't have genitals you dirty fuck-
When two Mocchin really, really love- Okay, no, let's be NSFW here and be like ''oOOOOH CARLLL SLAP ME HARDER WITH DEM HIGH FIVES!!!!!'' and ''do you have the gloves, jimmy''- i really need jesus don't i
Okay okay, so- When two Mocchin want to create a child, they clasp their hands together and create these.. Special.. Substances so to say. These so-called "substances", or, you know, rudely said, SPEEERRM OR EGGSS WOOEOEOEOEOEO!!! have their DNA in it. When two substances of two different Mocchin come together, an egg is immediately created [oh, yes, I know, that's fast].
This egg has yet to grow and develop, which is usually... I have no idea. 1-2 months? Maybe? Think about chickens, man.
by the way god bless ScarfedStrawberry for drawing the reproduction idea thing- hella nice B)
ALSO NO THIS DOESN'T MEAN HANDHOLDING IN GENERAL IS SEEN AS A SEXUAL THING. OMF PEOPLE
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Imagine. All the shenanigans. That can occur. With this.
- ''OH SHIT!!! CARL!!! DIDY OU LET THE EGG FALL I'M-''
- "Kevin- Where is the egg???????????????????"
- ''Jimmy, Jimmy- I swear- DID THE GLOVES NOT WORK???? I SWEAR!!!!! GDI I WAS PRETTY FUCKING SURE WE DID IT SAFE AND NOW WE HAVE A FUCKING EGG-"
:^)
4.
Smol child compared to an adult Mocchi. Look how shitting cute they are-
5.
Smol shit doodle with how Mocchin share affections and whatnot. For example, when two don't have a mouth, they obviously can't kiss- But that doesn't mean they can't nuzzle. CREATIVITY AT ITS BEST PEOPLE
featuring the lovely ''mocchi sonas'' of me and the boo [tm] :3c
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Second thing about sensors- They can digest food. Well, the ones on the hands anyway-
Mocchin with mouths can pick which way they want to digest their food- Others.. Yeah, yeah put that carrot on your hand, Jimmy. Good boy.
7.
A special thing about Mocchin without a face: THEY CAN DIGEST FOOD THROUGH THEIR FACE AS WELL.
ISN'T THAT NICE.
god bless my son speedcow12 for this cool idea
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Communication.
Since not everyone has a mouth to speak with, the universal used language is body/sign language [think about cats and dogs with their wagging tails and shit y'know-], although they know verbal language as well.
Featuring a beautiful example of sign language :^)
fuck me hard in the ass jimmy c'mon you see my hand signs c'mon do it let's rub our hands together
9.
Hearing.
So, not everyone has ears, you know? Like those fancy ass rare ears- Well, there's a SOLUTION to that! Like seals/reptiles/whoever the fuck has ''sound holes''- Yeah, there's that, another universally created thing. Nice. And, yeah, Mocchin with ears and sound holes probably hear a bit better than the ones with only the latter.
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I want Carl to high five me without gloves on.
Hope you enjoyed! :^3c
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Comments: 362
FinchKeeper [2017-09-08 03:10:19 +0000 UTC]
is IT BAD THAT I WANNA TRY TO ANIMATE A MOCCHI 'EATING' JELLO???
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Sozbii In reply to ??? [2017-09-04 00:29:21 +0000 UTC]
These god damn shit post make me wheeze to death they're the best things ever xwx
I FUCKING CHOKED AT 7 LIKE I LEGIT CHOKED ON MY SPIT WTF I SCROLL UP AND THE DOOD'S JUST SITTIN THERE WITH AN EGG ON HIS HEAD I'M
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peenieweenie In reply to ??? [2017-08-28 13:18:02 +0000 UTC]
ok so
let me ask this as a serious question,
since the glove thing is mentioned a lot
does this mean that two mocchin that are just in it for the fun (like carl)
have to wear gloves to keep themselves from reproducing ?
and what does the material of the gloves need to be like
and if mocchin don't exactly have genitals, which mocchi is the egg bearer and which one is the sperm holder ?
(also what colour is the sperm im hella curious)
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Syrinq In reply to peenieweenie [2017-08-29 14:07:30 +0000 UTC]
yeah, possibly- another idea is that they don't produce the special ''fertility stuff'' part of the substance so they won't create an egg
mocchin are biologically all the same, so there's no such thing as sperms and eggs like with humans- you just need two or more substances from different mocchin to create an egg
and god, no idea.
people so far have interpreted the substance as white or transparent, i don't really mind
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peenieweenie In reply to peenieweenie [2017-08-28 13:19:41 +0000 UTC]
and another thing, so
they have intercourse through patty cake or something
does the intensity of the clapping count ???
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toastybun-bun [2017-08-01 16:34:09 +0000 UTC]
w a i t hi sorry for like posting on a billion of your posts but
how do the mouth ones see the sign language like cant they not see or-
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Syrinq In reply to toastybun-bun [2017-08-01 17:36:23 +0000 UTC]
i'd say mouth ones are able to read in braille and stuff
as for communication, for now it's simply their sensors that -somehow?- detect it
i haven't figured it out in a way that makes 100% sense yet xD
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SHROOMROT In reply to ??? [2017-07-28 17:50:05 +0000 UTC]
oiahdf probably the stupidest question i have asked yet, but are twins (or triplets but jesus christ the poor mocchi's hand sensor things) possible ???
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xxkaesbian In reply to ??? [2017-07-21 18:39:51 +0000 UTC]
wait then what about the "if your happy and you know it clap your hands" song?!
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dealwithmeh In reply to ??? [2017-07-19 13:40:00 +0000 UTC]
so if hand holding is not classed as sexual
what if a mocchin was turned on
do they clap there hands in private?
IS YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT A FILTHY FRANK SONG NOW?
DOES IT COUNT AS A MASTERBATION SONG?
WHAT THE (INhale) (exhale) fidget spinners~
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Syrinq In reply to spooklinq [2017-07-08 11:42:08 +0000 UTC]
very, very small xD
regular mocchin can vary from 1 to 3 foot!
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1-800-ADOPT [2017-04-22 07:58:53 +0000 UTC]
Just a quick question: When you say an egg "is immediately created", what does that mean, exactly?
Like does one of them "lay" it? And if so, from where?
And if they don't lay it, does it just pop outta thin air or something?
WHERE DO EGG
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Syrinq In reply to 1-800-ADOPT [2017-04-23 09:37:39 +0000 UTC]
it just pops up in the hand really- it takes a few seconds to minutes to actually create the egg- exact time would vary each time ;u;
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Syrinq In reply to OtakuWisna [2017-04-15 09:09:06 +0000 UTC]
sure, but it probaby wouldn't ever work xD
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A-Gaming-Fox22 In reply to ??? [2017-03-14 04:39:29 +0000 UTC]
*grabs vegatabl*
*rubs on face*
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Krispy-Kuki [2017-02-26 08:11:46 +0000 UTC]
oh my the drawing in number 8 has so much lolz
RIP my grammar
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Colourful-Era [2017-02-11 12:19:10 +0000 UTC]
But listen--- wouldn't it be adorable that the only noise Mocchin could make was like a bird chirp?? bECAUSE I THINK THAT WOULD BE ADORABLE ((i know they use sign and body language but i just needed to pitch this ok??))
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Syrinq In reply to Colourful-Era [2017-02-11 19:09:58 +0000 UTC]
DAMN THE ONES WITH THE MOUTH THAT WOULD BE CUTE
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Syrinq In reply to minemikay [2017-02-04 21:52:57 +0000 UTC]
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Syrinq In reply to minemikay [2017-02-05 11:51:36 +0000 UTC]
oH SHIT I JUST
got the context again omf HAHAHAHAHA
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minemikay In reply to Syrinq [2017-02-05 19:48:35 +0000 UTC]
Wait why does number 7 have a eggy on his head
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shoucchin In reply to ??? [2017-01-31 22:13:20 +0000 UTC]
I'm v afraid for the egg in doodle 7
that must be where Carls egg went oops
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Arcanabean In reply to ??? [2017-01-17 23:24:27 +0000 UTC]
would this mean that a mocchi walking around constantly making hand ooze would be considered one of those modern douchebags
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