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welcome to the third shit doodle page with new mocchi canonswoohoo mOTHERFUCKER
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1.
Ding dong it's the sensors!
ALL Mocchin have sensors- This has been developed due to not every Mocchi having every feature such as eyes and mouths. These sensors are mainly used to sense the terrain one's in. Besides this, these sensors have more functions as well- Such as digesting food when one Mocchi doesn't have a mouth- Or, universally, for reproducing.
2.
This is how Mocchin reproduce!
and no they don't have genitals you dirty fuck-
When two Mocchin really, really love- Okay, no, let's be NSFW here and be like ''oOOOOH CARLLL SLAP ME HARDER WITH DEM HIGH FIVES!!!!!'' and ''do you have the gloves, jimmy''- i really need jesus don't i
Okay okay, so- When two Mocchin want to create a child, they clasp their hands together and create these.. Special.. Substances so to say. These so-called "substances", or, you know, rudely said, SPEEERRM OR EGGSS WOOEOEOEOEOEO!!! have their DNA in it. When two substances of two different Mocchin come together, an egg is immediately created [oh, yes, I know, that's fast].
This egg has yet to grow and develop, which is usually... I have no idea. 1-2 months? Maybe? Think about chickens, man.
by the way god bless ScarfedStrawberry for drawing the reproduction idea thing- hella nice B)
ALSO NO THIS DOESN'T MEAN HANDHOLDING IN GENERAL IS SEEN AS A SEXUAL THING. OMF PEOPLE
3.
Imagine. All the shenanigans. That can occur. With this.
- ''OH SHIT!!! CARL!!! DIDY OU LET THE EGG FALL I'M-''
- "Kevin- Where is the egg???????????????????"
- ''Jimmy, Jimmy- I swear- DID THE GLOVES NOT WORK???? I SWEAR!!!!! GDI I WAS PRETTY FUCKING SURE WE DID IT SAFE AND NOW WE HAVE A FUCKING EGG-"
:^)
4.
Smol child compared to an adult Mocchi. Look how shitting cute they are-
5.
Smol shit doodle with how Mocchin share affections and whatnot. For example, when two don't have a mouth, they obviously can't kiss- But that doesn't mean they can't nuzzle. CREATIVITY AT ITS BEST PEOPLE
featuring the lovely ''mocchi sonas'' of me and the boo [tm] :3c
6.
Second thing about sensors- They can digest food. Well, the ones on the hands anyway-
Mocchin with mouths can pick which way they want to digest their food- Others.. Yeah, yeah put that carrot on your hand, Jimmy. Good boy.
7.
A special thing about Mocchin without a face: THEY CAN DIGEST FOOD THROUGH THEIR FACE AS WELL.
ISN'T THAT NICE.
god bless my son speedcow12 for this cool idea
8.
Communication.
Since not everyone has a mouth to speak with, the universal used language is body/sign language [think about cats and dogs with their wagging tails and shit y'know-], although they know verbal language as well.
Featuring a beautiful example of sign language :^)
fuck me hard in the ass jimmy c'mon you see my hand signs c'mon do it let's rub our hands together
9.
Hearing.
So, not everyone has ears, you know? Like those fancy ass rare ears- Well, there's a SOLUTION to that! Like seals/reptiles/whoever the fuck has ''sound holes''- Yeah, there's that, another universally created thing. Nice. And, yeah, Mocchin with ears and sound holes probably hear a bit better than the ones with only the latter.
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I want Carl to high five me without gloves on.
Hope you enjoyed! :^3c
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Comments: 362
KeyClock In reply to Syrinq [2016-04-17 08:48:05 +0000 UTC]
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas~~~~~~~~~~
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Talmorne In reply to ??? [2016-04-17 01:42:16 +0000 UTC]
Omfg
I can't even X'D
This is hilarious
I just.. XD
I couldn't stop laughing at this
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Syrinq In reply to Talmorne [2016-04-17 08:36:19 +0000 UTC]
HAHAHAHAHAAUAHAHAHAHAHAH
THABJ YO U
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Jittergeist In reply to ??? [2016-04-17 00:38:41 +0000 UTC]
im laughins so hard
just
you see two mocchin holding hands and its like "aw cute"
but they're actually fucking right in front of yo u
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Jittergeist In reply to Ari-X72 [2016-04-17 16:24:53 +0000 UTC]
THEY START HOLDING BOTH HANDS SO YOU TAKE A PIC THINKING ITS REALLY CUTE
THEN SOMEONE TELLS YOU THATS HOW THEY FUCK
AND YOU JUST STAND THERE HORRIFIED
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Jittergeist In reply to Syrinq [2016-04-17 16:24:59 +0000 UTC]
THEY START HOLDING BOTH HANDS SO YOU TAKE A PIC THINKING ITS REALLY CUTE
THEN SOMEONE TELLS YOU THATS HOW THEY FUCK
AND YOU JUST STAND THERE HORRIFIED
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naromaro In reply to ??? [2016-04-17 00:02:54 +0000 UTC]
so this guys eat and fuck from the same point of their bodies?
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Bronze-Haifisch In reply to ??? [2016-04-16 23:53:30 +0000 UTC]
talk-with-my-hand WE NEED AN EGG, KOUHAI, WE NEED TO <3
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Syrinq In reply to Ari-X72 [2016-04-16 23:51:57 +0000 UTC]
AHAUHUWAUAWHAWUHAWHUAWUAHWUAWHAHWAH
Y E S
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Ari-X72 In reply to Syrinq [2016-04-16 23:54:17 +0000 UTC]
IM GOING TO DO A MINI COMIC MUAHAHAHA--*sees list of art trades* frick.
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MaxDieDude3 In reply to ??? [2016-04-16 22:23:39 +0000 UTC]
uhM excuse me mocchins have 4 fingers they cant high five check ur 5 fingered privilege wow
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7Stitch In reply to ??? [2016-04-16 22:22:00 +0000 UTC]
I AM SCREAMING I LOVE MOCCHINS EVEN MORE
i'm deaf irl and the mention of using sign language im weakkkk
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Syrinq In reply to 7Stitch [2016-04-16 23:05:23 +0000 UTC]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU
OH YM GOD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Moon-Bunni23 In reply to ??? [2016-04-16 20:59:03 +0000 UTC]
carl and jimmy a freak, get you man who can do both
where is the egg carl??
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STARRYSKlES In reply to ??? [2016-04-16 20:51:26 +0000 UTC]
I thought Ren was on here rip my imagination
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Kryptic-Splash In reply to ??? [2016-04-16 19:45:26 +0000 UTC]
8th one killed me
-Jimmy you did it too hard! Be gentle!
-But bitchslaps are cool!
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Kryptic-Splash In reply to Syrinq [2016-04-16 20:32:01 +0000 UTC]
Idk why but I think raping can be really easy among mocchin
just hold random mocchi`s hand
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Syrinq In reply to Kryptic-Splash [2016-04-17 09:10:29 +0000 UTC]
OH MY GOD
aaaaa, it's not usually seen as something sexual because both parties have to "turn on" their substance-creating thingy for the "sexies" to happen xD
it's off at default xDDDDD
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MaiKeehl In reply to ??? [2016-04-16 18:39:57 +0000 UTC]
this is glorious im luaghing so hard right now omfg
jimmy plz
highfive me harder
im so done with this oml
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Syrinq In reply to MaiKeehl [2016-04-16 19:00:30 +0000 UTC]
HUUHWHUAWHUAWHUWAUHWAHUAWHUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HIGHFIVE ME HARD ER
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MaiKeehl In reply to Syrinq [2016-04-16 19:20:32 +0000 UTC]
IM ALMO ST WOKE U P MY ENTIRE HOUSE LAUGHING LIKE F CUKING CRAZY
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Syrinq In reply to MaiKeehl [2016-04-16 20:27:31 +0000 UTC]
YOU'RE WELCOME MAIKEEHL'S HOUSEHOLD
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3909 In reply to ??? [2016-04-16 18:14:53 +0000 UTC]
wait wait waiitit what happens when one like
holds hands with itself???
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PrinceMahou In reply to ??? [2016-04-16 18:12:04 +0000 UTC]
This is everything i needed and more
Sniffs face is just going to be constantly covered in food holy shiiiii
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GHOSTBEANlE In reply to ??? [2016-04-16 18:10:30 +0000 UTC]
this whole deviation is a blessing, im crying with laughter over this whole description-
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