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welcome to the third shit doodle page with new mocchi canonswoohoo mOTHERFUCKER
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1.
Ding dong it's the sensors!
ALL Mocchin have sensors- This has been developed due to not every Mocchi having every feature such as eyes and mouths. These sensors are mainly used to sense the terrain one's in. Besides this, these sensors have more functions as well- Such as digesting food when one Mocchi doesn't have a mouth- Or, universally, for reproducing.
2.
This is how Mocchin reproduce!
and no they don't have genitals you dirty fuck-
When two Mocchin really, really love- Okay, no, let's be NSFW here and be like ''oOOOOH CARLLL SLAP ME HARDER WITH DEM HIGH FIVES!!!!!'' and ''do you have the gloves, jimmy''- i really need jesus don't i
Okay okay, so- When two Mocchin want to create a child, they clasp their hands together and create these.. Special.. Substances so to say. These so-called "substances", or, you know, rudely said, SPEEERRM OR EGGSS WOOEOEOEOEOEO!!! have their DNA in it. When two substances of two different Mocchin come together, an egg is immediately created [oh, yes, I know, that's fast].
This egg has yet to grow and develop, which is usually... I have no idea. 1-2 months? Maybe? Think about chickens, man.
by the way god bless ScarfedStrawberry for drawing the reproduction idea thing- hella nice B)
ALSO NO THIS DOESN'T MEAN HANDHOLDING IN GENERAL IS SEEN AS A SEXUAL THING. OMF PEOPLE
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Imagine. All the shenanigans. That can occur. With this.
- ''OH SHIT!!! CARL!!! DIDY OU LET THE EGG FALL I'M-''
- "Kevin- Where is the egg???????????????????"
- ''Jimmy, Jimmy- I swear- DID THE GLOVES NOT WORK???? I SWEAR!!!!! GDI I WAS PRETTY FUCKING SURE WE DID IT SAFE AND NOW WE HAVE A FUCKING EGG-"
:^)
4.
Smol child compared to an adult Mocchi. Look how shitting cute they are-
5.
Smol shit doodle with how Mocchin share affections and whatnot. For example, when two don't have a mouth, they obviously can't kiss- But that doesn't mean they can't nuzzle. CREATIVITY AT ITS BEST PEOPLE
featuring the lovely ''mocchi sonas'' of me and the boo [tm] :3c
6.
Second thing about sensors- They can digest food. Well, the ones on the hands anyway-
Mocchin with mouths can pick which way they want to digest their food- Others.. Yeah, yeah put that carrot on your hand, Jimmy. Good boy.
7.
A special thing about Mocchin without a face: THEY CAN DIGEST FOOD THROUGH THEIR FACE AS WELL.
ISN'T THAT NICE.
god bless my son speedcow12 for this cool idea
8.
Communication.
Since not everyone has a mouth to speak with, the universal used language is body/sign language [think about cats and dogs with their wagging tails and shit y'know-], although they know verbal language as well.
Featuring a beautiful example of sign language :^)
fuck me hard in the ass jimmy c'mon you see my hand signs c'mon do it let's rub our hands together
9.
Hearing.
So, not everyone has ears, you know? Like those fancy ass rare ears- Well, there's a SOLUTION to that! Like seals/reptiles/whoever the fuck has ''sound holes''- Yeah, there's that, another universally created thing. Nice. And, yeah, Mocchin with ears and sound holes probably hear a bit better than the ones with only the latter.
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I want Carl to high five me without gloves on.
Hope you enjoyed! :^3c
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Comments: 362
Syrinq In reply to ??? [2016-04-16 18:59:59 +0000 UTC]
ahahuawhuawhuUAUHWHUAWUHWAHUAWHUAW
I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT
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LemonBagel In reply to ??? [2016-04-16 18:01:31 +0000 UTC]
5 months, screaming, 2 eating and 3 screaming like a demonic screechy noise
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bisqitsu In reply to ??? [2016-04-16 17:57:33 +0000 UTC]
I FEEL THE NEED TO SHIP TABI WITH SOMEONE AAAAAAAAAAA
also CORAL DAMNIT CORAL YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB
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Syrinq In reply to bisqitsu [2016-04-16 18:24:13 +0000 UTC]
coraL WHAT HTE FUCK YOU'RE NOT ALLERGIC TO GLOVES
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bisqitsu In reply to Syrinq [2016-04-16 18:30:21 +0000 UTC]
YOU KEEP DYING THERE'S A ZOMBIE BEHIND YOU SHOOT CORAL YOU FUCKING
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Krookaburra In reply to ??? [2016-04-16 17:56:21 +0000 UTC]
HOT KINKY 10/10 I NOW HAVE JIZZ HANDS //
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oniyun In reply to ??? [2016-04-16 17:55:34 +0000 UTC]
rubs ur hands hard
ur welcome my nephew
sorry i forgot to bring the latex gloves tho
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FernFrond89 In reply to ??? [2016-04-16 17:55:16 +0000 UTC]
omg this is one of the best things ever
i swear mocchi are one of the cutest and weirdest things ever
wait can mocchi get married
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Syrinq In reply to FernFrond89 [2016-04-16 18:04:39 +0000 UTC]
I KNOW
of course they can fucknuts :^)
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FernFrond89 In reply to Syrinq [2016-04-16 18:08:25 +0000 UTC]
omg, a mocchi marriage ceremony would be great, just like, a priest mocchi and a mock tuxedo poncho\wedding dress, and everyone is just gathered around crying a blowing the noses they probably dont have like 'ITS SO BEAUTIFUL'
okay, follow up question because i'm a apparently an idiot--
can like, 2 mocchi of the same gender make an egg with there magical hand skills?? or only males and females
or do mocchin even have genders-
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Syrinq In reply to FernFrond89 [2016-04-16 18:16:34 +0000 UTC]
mocchin don't have genitals my sweet tiny child
so they're basically sex-less :^3
which means: HIGH FIVE EFEYORNOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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FernFrond89 In reply to Syrinq [2016-04-16 18:18:51 +0000 UTC]
that is the best
like,
imagine a perfectly casual mocchi just taking a walk, minding its own bitnis n all that
and another one just walsk up behind them, but they trip on a rock
the other one attempts to block itself from the line of fire with his hand, and then BAM
highfive of love
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FernFrond89 In reply to Syrinq [2016-04-16 18:23:29 +0000 UTC]
bonus:
the mocchi that didn't trip just causally picks it up and walks away like 'i'm taking this because it obviously wouldn't be safe with you'
sassy mocchi ftw
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FernFrond89 In reply to Syrinq [2016-04-16 18:28:02 +0000 UTC]
//bows
i need to make a comic out of this omg
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FernFrond89 In reply to Syrinq [2016-04-16 18:56:42 +0000 UTC]
i'm legit working on it right now
<':
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Syrinq In reply to FernFrond89 [2016-04-17 09:16:22 +0000 UTC]
i'm done with life
diddly dun dudnddudnd
[pls i have to see]
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FernFrond89 In reply to Syrinq [2016-04-17 11:44:19 +0000 UTC]
all i need to do is color it now
i legit lost sleep because i was staying up working on a comic where to mocchi high five eachother and then babies happen what am i doing omg
//also i have a headcanon that mocchi wear ponchos to block their hands and NOONE CAN CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE
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Syrinq In reply to FernFrond89 [2016-04-17 12:17:49 +0000 UTC]
OH MY FUCKING GOD
U NEED SLEPEE
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