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welcome to the third shit doodle page with new mocchi canonswoohoo mOTHERFUCKER
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1.
Ding dong it's the sensors!
ALL Mocchin have sensors- This has been developed due to not every Mocchi having every feature such as eyes and mouths. These sensors are mainly used to sense the terrain one's in. Besides this, these sensors have more functions as well- Such as digesting food when one Mocchi doesn't have a mouth- Or, universally, for reproducing.
2.
This is how Mocchin reproduce!
and no they don't have genitals you dirty fuck-
When two Mocchin really, really love- Okay, no, let's be NSFW here and be like ''oOOOOH CARLLL SLAP ME HARDER WITH DEM HIGH FIVES!!!!!'' and ''do you have the gloves, jimmy''- i really need jesus don't i
Okay okay, so- When two Mocchin want to create a child, they clasp their hands together and create these.. Special.. Substances so to say. These so-called "substances", or, you know, rudely said, SPEEERRM OR EGGSS WOOEOEOEOEOEO!!! have their DNA in it. When two substances of two different Mocchin come together, an egg is immediately created [oh, yes, I know, that's fast].
This egg has yet to grow and develop, which is usually... I have no idea. 1-2 months? Maybe? Think about chickens, man.
by the way god bless ScarfedStrawberry for drawing the reproduction idea thing- hella nice B)
ALSO NO THIS DOESN'T MEAN HANDHOLDING IN GENERAL IS SEEN AS A SEXUAL THING. OMF PEOPLE
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Imagine. All the shenanigans. That can occur. With this.
- ''OH SHIT!!! CARL!!! DIDY OU LET THE EGG FALL I'M-''
- "Kevin- Where is the egg???????????????????"
- ''Jimmy, Jimmy- I swear- DID THE GLOVES NOT WORK???? I SWEAR!!!!! GDI I WAS PRETTY FUCKING SURE WE DID IT SAFE AND NOW WE HAVE A FUCKING EGG-"
:^)
4.
Smol child compared to an adult Mocchi. Look how shitting cute they are-
5.
Smol shit doodle with how Mocchin share affections and whatnot. For example, when two don't have a mouth, they obviously can't kiss- But that doesn't mean they can't nuzzle. CREATIVITY AT ITS BEST PEOPLE
featuring the lovely ''mocchi sonas'' of me and the boo [tm] :3c
6.
Second thing about sensors- They can digest food. Well, the ones on the hands anyway-
Mocchin with mouths can pick which way they want to digest their food- Others.. Yeah, yeah put that carrot on your hand, Jimmy. Good boy.
7.
A special thing about Mocchin without a face: THEY CAN DIGEST FOOD THROUGH THEIR FACE AS WELL.
ISN'T THAT NICE.
god bless my son speedcow12 for this cool idea
8.
Communication.
Since not everyone has a mouth to speak with, the universal used language is body/sign language [think about cats and dogs with their wagging tails and shit y'know-], although they know verbal language as well.
Featuring a beautiful example of sign language :^)
fuck me hard in the ass jimmy c'mon you see my hand signs c'mon do it let's rub our hands together
9.
Hearing.
So, not everyone has ears, you know? Like those fancy ass rare ears- Well, there's a SOLUTION to that! Like seals/reptiles/whoever the fuck has ''sound holes''- Yeah, there's that, another universally created thing. Nice. And, yeah, Mocchin with ears and sound holes probably hear a bit better than the ones with only the latter.
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I want Carl to high five me without gloves on.
Hope you enjoyed! :^3c
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Comments: 362
plutodile In reply to ??? [2016-04-16 17:53:00 +0000 UTC]
I can just imagine the one with the mouths just casually making the most manly moans and inhumane screeches
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plutodile In reply to Syrinq [2016-04-16 18:07:15 +0000 UTC]
w ait ARE WE ALLOWED TO MAKE SMOL MOCCHIN BABIES
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Syrinq In reply to plutodile [2016-04-16 18:07:38 +0000 UTC]
YEAH
SURE
AS LONG AS THEY STILL DON'T EXCEED ZE LIMITS
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plutodile In reply to Syrinq [2016-04-16 18:08:43 +0000 UTC]
HHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Rolinho-de-Canela In reply to ??? [2016-04-16 17:52:37 +0000 UTC]
Thanks for the mention hahah
I really love the gloves idea sflkgmsfg
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Syrinq In reply to Rolinho-de-Canela [2016-04-16 18:04:15 +0000 UTC]
THE GLOVES WERE A JOKE BY SOMEONE ELSE IM CRYING
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Rolinho-de-Canela In reply to Syrinq [2016-04-16 18:05:09 +0000 UTC]
I DON'T EVEN CARE MAKE IT CANON
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Syrinq In reply to Rolinho-de-Canela [2016-04-16 18:07:47 +0000 UTC]
C A NO N CAN ON CANON
*CHANTING*
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Marshrnallow In reply to ??? [2016-04-16 17:52:29 +0000 UTC]
So many Jimmys xD
(Oh god, I realised what I typed xD Stop making me sin)
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Syrinq In reply to Marshrnallow [2016-04-16 18:04:06 +0000 UTC]
AHHAAWHWAUHAWUHAWUHAWUHAWUHAWHUAWUAWUHAUHHUWHUWHUAHU
YU WANNA TOUCH THE JIMMY
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WaningZane In reply to ??? [2016-04-16 17:52:27 +0000 UTC]
hi-five!
wait ew don't touch me with those, i don't know where those have been.
this is an awesome concept, love it mang! are there different ways this reproduction can be done or is it just hands? can all mocchin reproduce with other mocchin or is it restricted? can these sensors be on other parts of the body, say, the legs? that'd be pretty damn hot, rubbing another mocchin's legs in order to reproduce eh? eehehehhh~
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Syrinq In reply to WaningZane [2016-04-16 18:03:02 +0000 UTC]
OH MY GOD
Aaaa, I'd say it's just the sensors on the hands for now! QUQ
AND YES, since all mocchin are by definition sexless, YOU CAN GO W I L D
BE A WHORE
HIGH FIVE EVERY-
reproduce on the legs i'm fucking crying
so far the sensors are on the hands and feet- there are obviously ''accidental unfortunate mutations'', because those are bound to happen during evolution and with every species xD- But, for so far, only hands and feet I'd say! ;O;
i just imagined butt sensors why.
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WaningZane In reply to Syrinq [2016-04-16 19:05:56 +0000 UTC]
alright that works for me. xD
i just really want Jack to have sensors on his legs. because i'm evil like that. and Jack is a freak. XD
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Syrinq In reply to WaningZane [2016-04-16 19:12:40 +0000 UTC]
why did i just imagine a mass-murder during which a mocchi slides of someone else's sensors so they can put it on their legs for-
WHAT HAVE YOU DO N E
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WaningZane In reply to Syrinq [2016-04-16 21:18:07 +0000 UTC]
there can be murder?!
Jack is a murderer. 8D
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Syrinq In reply to WaningZane [2016-04-16 22:08:44 +0000 UTC]
WELL
IT WAS A SHITTY EXAMPLE HAHAAHAHHAHA
i mean there was definitely murder in the past :^3
[when the first mythic was still a tiny regular shit]
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WaningZane In reply to Syrinq [2016-04-16 23:53:55 +0000 UTC]
i figure with any species with differing views and differing mindsets someone's gonna want to kill someone else. 8D
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Syrinq In reply to WaningZane [2016-04-17 08:41:54 +0000 UTC]
VERY TRUE
[oh no nOT MY BABIES]
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WaningZane In reply to Syrinq [2016-04-17 09:05:06 +0000 UTC]
it begins and ends with pants
the pants wars of 2047.
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Syrinq In reply to WaningZane [2016-04-17 09:08:43 +0000 UTC]
oh my gOD
WHAT IF THERE WAS A LEGIT PANTS WARS THOUGH
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WaningZane In reply to Syrinq [2016-04-18 19:16:01 +0000 UTC]
that would be both hilarious and frightening
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mewasaur In reply to ??? [2016-04-16 17:49:59 +0000 UTC]
OMG SOMEONE HIGHFIVE MY BAB THIS IS FUN HAHAHAHAAAH //slapped again
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Syrinq In reply to mewasaur [2016-04-20 10:08:26 +0000 UTC]
''draw me like one of your French girls''
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