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fusedsscraps [2006-03-25 06:54:10 +0000 UTC]

i went to a restaraunt once and aksed the lady if i could have some toast, and she was like no you cant have toast, and i said was i just some toast lady can i please have some toast and she was like no you cant have toast do you know what time it is, we stop serving toast at 11am its already half past and i was like lady if dont get me some friggin toast im going to go over there and pour syrup on my ass cheeks while singing the national anthem untill i get some god damn toast, so she said well if you want to toast that bad then....

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