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TahuBlade7 β She's Not Good with Kids
Published: 2014-02-18 04:17:31 +0000 UTC; Views: 2418; Favourites: 37; Downloads: 36
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"...Like this one time, I was supposed to be watching my cousin's kid, and she wanted to eat ice cream for dinner, and you know, I thought, 'I've never tried that before!' Kids have good ideas some times. But then I got all hyperactive and did a bunch of tricks to impress her and crashed and broke both my wings and all four legs and she started throwing up because she had too much ice cream...When I woke up in the hospital, I wasn't allowed to watch my cousin's kid anymore."www.dawnsomewhere.com/mentallyβ¦
Because Mentally-Advanced/RDP Rainbow Dash is one of the greatest characters ever.
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Something tells me this is only after the first ten minutes.
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I was going to count the safely hazards........fuck that and I saw the responsibility poster and loled
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The Crusader's would agree!
Their sisters... Less so.
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Luckily she may be able to clean the place up in ten seconds flat! Β Though how they'll explain the chainsword is another thing all together
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It was to stop the filth of Nurgle from spreading. They were just prepared to purge Chaos if it arrived.
Plus, the ice cream was kind of hard.
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Ew....Nurgle flavor ice cream....
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Tastes like heresy!
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And a thousand million tasty viruses and parasites and all manner of delicious things...
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Just how Papa Nurgle likes them!
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I can taste his filthy love flow through me!
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Ah, the Dark Prince!...now its a party!
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"Every day's a party with the Prince of Pleasure! Warpdust, anyone?"
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I'll take a handfull@
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Well, she's still better baby-sitter than me, anyway.
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So when you babysit, there's fire, ice cream, and broken bones? Mate, that's not bad babysitting, that's the sign of a good time.
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Perhaps. Maybe I'll try my best as a babysitter again?
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Do let me know when you do. I could definitely go for a time like that.
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Haha. 
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I'm glad you asked that!
Well, they're actually a combination of two different models (not including clothes and whatnot). The ponies themselves are the wonderful 's models (found here: kp-shadowsquirrel.deviantart.c⦠With the rig here: www.sharecg.com/v/59803/browse⦠) The crusader's body came from Daz's K4 model: www.daz3d.com/the-kids-4-base While Dash came from Cookie: www.runtimedna.com/LLFCookie.h⦠I just hid the right parts, parented the ponies to the right neck, did a little prop-parenting and retexturing, and voila! Horses with thumbs.
Hope this comes in handy.
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Thanks. Β It sounds challenging and fun.
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It is, to both of them. Best of luck if you decide to try it yourself!
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Ahhh the baby siter... Good thing I never had one
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But think of the free ice cream!
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Awesome, I hope you make more 3D anthro ponies ^^
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Will do! Actually, I've got the mane six having a night on the town in the works!
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-They are so deadly cute as Anthro's.
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Going to have to agree with you there!
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It looks like Sweetie Belle is burning a banana. lolΒ
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It's bread actually, but burning bananas wouldn't be a first for her.
Someone should really tell her that you BAKE bread, not cook it.
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And I thought Pinkie had a hard time babysitting.
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At least they were nice and small.
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Yes, who was using a chainsaw on the cupboard?
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That's...A really good question, actually. All four of them are equally likely, to be honest.
And considering it's a chainsword, this only raises more questions warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Ch⦠.
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Didn't anyone tell them not to play with sharp objects? And that includes Rainbow.
The microwave is totaled, the skillets on fire, and did they have pizza to go with those sundaes? And is Applebloom reading a book upside down?
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They were probably all told. Whether they listened or not is another matter entirely.
Pizza, pie, jelly...really, whatever looked good in the fridge. And yeah, she's reading it upside down, although considering it was written by Derpy, it's probably just as legible that way too.
And someone should really point out to Sweetie Belle that that's not how you bake bread.
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Who's house was this in? If it's Rarity's, she going to have a heart attack. If it was Pinkie's she'd be joining in the mess.
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I guess Rarity's, considering the kitchen is from the same set as Sweetie Belle's room. Although by that logic, Krystal just celebrated her Christmas party at Rarity's house as well, which leads to some unusual implications.
"So, it turns out we were both living at the same place for years. We just never bumped into each other...somehow. I guess that explains why my food kept disappearing."
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One way or another, they're going to have to clean up that mess.
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Or they could just wait until Rarity gets back. That sounds easier.
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And hear Rarity go into one of her "drama queen" moments?
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