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Tangerine-Catnip — The Phone records of Danny Fenton. March 15, 2013 [NSFW]
Published: 2013-03-18 03:08:16 +0000 UTC; Views: 1446; Favourites: 34; Downloads: 1
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(482): Hey, hows my sexy Danny?


(836) Don't talk to me


(482): Awww..  Does this mean I’m sleeping in the ghost zone tonight?


(836) You're evil and I hate you.


(482): You know ghosts consider that a complement. I’m getting the feeling you’re flirting with me.


(836) In your dreams. I'm in the middle of a lecture, leave off.


(482): Yes, and you're also bored as shit. I’m just trying to make your life a little more bearable.  You know I only do it because I love you.


(836): Unless your love can help me ace this biology test, keep it to yourself.


(836): At least for now


(482): Biology test hum? Well, if you’re studying human anatomy I’m sure I can give you some pointers. Only, I will need a model to help me demonstrate.


(482): I could turn your skin intangible if you like.


(482): Okay on second thought that might not be a good idea.


(836): Smoooooth, Romeo.  I’m pretty sure it’s bad flirting ettiquete to make your lover gag.


(482):  A.  Still trying to help B. You’re the one taking biology, I’m pretty sure you need to dissect something at some point.


(482): You could look inside me if you like, but it’s mostly green goo.


(836): Dude, just stop. I don't want to be thinking about our insides...at all.


(836): There's a big difference between dissecting a pig and seeing what's inside my boyfriend's body.


(482): Really? because I think about your insides a lot… maybe it’s something about being a ghost. They look so soft and squishy and warm.  Sometimes I want to reach in there an


(482): Crap I pressed the send key instead of delete


(482): Umm… can we agree that never happened?


(836): Oookay, I am majorly creeped out and probably won't sleep well tonight.


(836): But fine. So long as you never reach inside me...ever. 'cause, yeah, that's definitely a ghost thing


(482): Promise. I’m way to scared I might knock something important to even try. Humans need all their squishier bits to stay in place.


(482): At least that’s what clockwork tells me.


(836): Damn straight, and if you do knock something loose, you'll cause internal bleeding and I won't know until I’m half dead


(836) ...for real, I mean


(482): I think I would know enough to rush you to a hospital if I did knock something but yeah let’s stop talking about it before I get depressed.


(482): You know what I’m like when I’m depressed.


(836): Mopey, irritable, unpleasant, far less sex driven than we both prefer...yeah, I gotcha.


(836): Biology lecture in progress. Go bug Tucker for a while.


(836): He has his PDA out all the time, the teachers don't even care anymore.


(482): Tucker blocked me last week after I tried to get his input on what kind of sex toys you might like.


(482): I get reeeeeealy board when you’re in class.


(836): Dude, you need a hobby.


(836): and before you say it, no, sex does not count as a hobby.


(836): Neither does fighting ghosts.


(482): I was going to say you were my hobby, but I think it’s more of an obsession.


(482): Anyway, what would you recommend I do with my time?


(836): Video games?


(836): drawing? painting? pestering clockwork?


(836): hey, you could probably join us for our lectures so long as you keep quiet and Don't. Touch. Me.


(482): That's like asking a dog not to eat dinner.


(482): Also I can’t draw or paint and clockwork put a spell on his tower so you can’t find it unless he wants to see you.


(836): Video games are still an option. My room is certainly free. Go explore the internet or something. Most teenagers waste /hours/ doing nothing more than that


(482): I thought I was banned from the internet after I left that gay porn on your laptop and mom saw it and you had to come out of the closet to cover for it.


(836): ...good point


(836): Why did you even have to look that crap, you're practically living it.


(836) and by living it, I mean doing it...or something


(482): As much as I hate to admit it my own sexual knowledge only expands so far. That research session provided me with the tools to learn that little trick you love.  You know the one where I lift you up a bit so you’re hanging slightly sideways?


(482): It involves another Phantom duplicate, you must know the one I mean.


(836): Phantom! I am in class! You can't just make me think of--why'd you--oh hell..


(482): You asked my love.


(482): Put your textbook in your lap, I’ll come around after class and fix the problem for you.


(836): don't say that--oh for fuck's sake. I hate you, I’ve mentioned that, haven't I? You better show up because enduring twenty more minutes of a lecture like this is going to lead to some serious damage control on your part.


(836) Anticipation sucks.


(482): Welcome to my world.


(482): I’m a ball of ectoplasmic energy and emotions Danny. Human pastimes don’t cut it. I need to be punching or fucking something at least once a day.


(482): Today I’ll be enjoying the latter.


(836): We will be enjoying the latter. Is there any particular place you want to hook up? We're not done discussing that, I just...


(482): Sush, don’t worry about it. I know a nice spot. it's far enough away from anything that could hear your screams.  It’s a bit of a fly but that’s just time for some airborne foreplay.


(482): I don’t need my hands to fly thankfully.


(836): Talking about it isn't helping my condition any, btw...but if we're flying out to somewhere, in-flight make-outs would be nice.


(482): Yes of course. I’ll leave you to your lecture. I think I need to go set a few things up.


(482): You can see it but I have the best evil grin on right now.


(482): I love you so much my sweet adorable perfect incredibly sexy completely irresistible Danny Fenton.


(482): see you soon


(836) 1. little worried, little turned on by the evil grin part. 2. there were way too many adjectives in that sentence


(836) 3. love you too and DON'T BE LATE please

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Comments: 20

HoveringPoryZ [2015-01-27 00:30:45 +0000 UTC]

phantom pls

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CutiePieHearts [2013-07-28 22:30:09 +0000 UTC]

fucking hot

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InLoveWithThePhantom [2013-04-24 04:30:25 +0000 UTC]

Cute. Plz write part two so we know what happens...? *-* oh pitch pearl~

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Sonadowfire [2013-03-22 00:53:57 +0000 UTC]

XDDD

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cresentsky [2013-03-18 22:39:03 +0000 UTC]

Your both getting better. ^^ xD It was very interesting and humorous.

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Tangerine-Catnip In reply to cresentsky [2013-03-20 02:19:38 +0000 UTC]

Ha~ thanks. It helps having two people, I think it makes the conversation feel natural.

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cresentsky In reply to Tangerine-Catnip [2013-03-20 21:02:30 +0000 UTC]

Your welcome. Yeah it does. ^^

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Wolfi96 [2013-03-18 15:40:52 +0000 UTC]

Cool conversation, got better and better with every line, you really are two geniuses

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Tangerine-Catnip In reply to Wolfi96 [2013-03-20 02:20:47 +0000 UTC]

Awww~ thanks so much.

We're probably not geniuses though, you don’t have to be that smart to make a few sex jokes

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KyleWhisper4 [2013-03-18 08:17:07 +0000 UTC]

Wait.....uh.....huh?.......uh......is he.....in class?....I know he will be invisible but.........uh.......yeah as you can see my mind has been raped a little

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Tangerine-Catnip In reply to KyleWhisper4 [2013-03-18 14:22:52 +0000 UTC]

Phantom is texting Danny when he’s in class~ he does this a lot. I think he gets bored when he’s alone.

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KyleWhisper4 In reply to Tangerine-Catnip [2013-03-18 15:38:28 +0000 UTC]

Well, I figured that, sorry, I just never knew you were into the fentonxphantom thing at first, cause I started reading Broken Mirror because of how it would've involved Danny in another reality to where he doesnt have powers but just never expected the yaio in it. I was kinda of creeped out and amused at this.

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Tangerine-Catnip In reply to KyleWhisper4 [2013-03-19 01:14:07 +0000 UTC]

You do know you can stop reading at any time right? I literally don’t write anything for this fandom that’s not Phantom/Fenton. It's my thing. Also for the record the proper term is slash. Yaoi is a Japanese term for female-oriented fictional media that focus on homoerotic or homoromantic relationships in males.

It’s not Yaoi unless its Japanese media that is not derivative of any other work. Danny phantom is an American cartoon and this is a derivative work of that concept.

I’m very sorry you were not expecting a homoerotic twist in my fan fiction but that’s just how the cookie crumbles. It’s my work of fiction and I included what elements I saw fit to use.

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KyleWhisper4 In reply to Tangerine-Catnip [2013-03-19 07:51:26 +0000 UTC]

Its fine, its interesting, I'll keep reading, I just didn't expect the fentonxphantom, thats all, not trying to point out anything bad just saying I did not expect it, thats all

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Tangerine-Catnip In reply to KyleWhisper4 [2013-03-20 02:36:00 +0000 UTC]

Alright if you insist, I’ve tried my best to advise you otherwise.

I would appreciate it if you didn’t leave “oh this is so strange” comments on everything though. It sends odd messages.

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KyleWhisper4 In reply to Tangerine-Catnip [2013-03-20 07:22:57 +0000 UTC]

sorry, wont happen again

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SutekinaAme [2013-03-18 04:20:04 +0000 UTC]

Haha I was waiting for another one of these! Great read as always.

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Tangerine-Catnip In reply to SutekinaAme [2013-03-20 02:21:35 +0000 UTC]

As long as you keep reading them we will be glad to make them~

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dgmonmaster [2013-03-18 03:46:06 +0000 UTC]

Interesting read

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Tangerine-Catnip In reply to dgmonmaster [2013-03-20 02:20:56 +0000 UTC]

thanks!

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