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Published: 2022-09-03 13:43:26 +0000 UTC; Views: 2346; Favourites: 19; Downloads: 0
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An old meme I made for fun and why not, since the Kathy and Blitzo comic have a cross universe theme into it why not making something that people can look at the point of view between of Team Avalanche and The Families Clans of Hell (Viziepop's version of Hell that is, Avalanche U have Hell and it is the more traditional version).


Hell Clans Report:


 "Dear denizens of Hell, it have come to the attention to the clans that new strange portal have open up between our universe and another one, we send the most capable murderous (and totally expandable) imps scouts to investigate this universe, the reports are shocking at most the world the ended up was human world, like the one above us with idiotic denizens of mankind and all but there as some incredible differences.


First the angels this universe are tall, powerful and menacing looking, the imp says that initially they just ignore them, but one the idiot decided to try to murder a child in front of them and that one got slice in half, vertically, he still alive but he have to hop everywhere he go and he is forever stitched


Secondly there are demons but these demons are super ugly and fill so much hatred that the are super toxic even for our standards, also for some reason they consider us to be... "creations of men" or abhuman...ewww... and finally those ugly mofo's are asexual... thank goodness I never want to meet any those jerks.


But thirdly and more importantly is that our imp scouts have found is a type of human and the we taught only existed in their fantasy media... human with extraordinary power, we have name them meta-humans. According to some of our scouts these meta humans were immediately where the portals where made and our scouts who are experts dealing with meddling humans kooks where... easily defeated, they say that these humans could dodge, block and even catch bullets, one scout say he meet a hairy large man with a tail and something I describe as a karate gi outfit backstab him and the knife just bend... that have the sharpest knife in his region by the way. These where either beat down, bruised, maimed and even humiliated.


So in behalf of the clans it's being decided that no demon shall cross to through these portals for your safety... yes we say for your safety even if we don't care, but these meta humans are dangerous that there is a possibility of an invasion to cleanse us from existence, just imagine a world without sin...yuck... that's world I don't wanna lived in, anyway thank you for reading this if you can read and audio versions are available at your local Hell Propaganda Store and don't let the door hit you on your way out."

   

                                                                                                                                                             Lars "The Voice" Dementia

                                                                                                                                                             Minister of Hell Propaganda


Avalanche Report:

 

 "To all members of Avalanche, we have reports of mysterious portals openings around the nation, some of them are demonic and others are from cartoon metaverse, we are not sure how is this happening but we believe is part of the insane scientific project is being made to open The Gates of Hell to our world, our job is to find and shut these portals and deal with whatever comes out of it either with peaceful methods or full blown prejudice depending on how dangerous they are with the help of God.


 A series of cartoon creatures describe and named by our Head of Science department William Meelyr have name these creatures "vivziemons" named after the creator Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel, Horrible shows in my view, have appear and either run away in fear or try to murder our people are they arrive to the scene, these creatures are weaker then normal man but they are crafty and well cartoony, but those are just the imp types scouts they send to spy around in our universe, if you encounter any these creatures tell them go back or you will shoot and unlike the real demons these guys will go back to their fictional world if they are scared enough just don't underestimate them and make sure the portal of their universe get close, Maybe the God Abraham, Isaac and Jacob be with all of you my friends."


                                                                                                                                     Omar O'Reachlling, Spiritual Advisor and Avalanche Leader


P.S." If you see Kathy Johnson with a vivziemon imp named Blitz... do not engage him, boss's orders and if you greet him he will be consider a kobold variant anthromorph, he have a suspicion that someone living in that other universe knows Kathy."


That took sometime anyway if read thank you, if you don't I get it too much



Squiell "Slick" Grindhead belongs to me

Random imp is made by me


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