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Published: 2019-02-10 00:03:10 +0000 UTC; Views: 16437; Favourites: 165; Downloads: 31
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10.35kg per capita. Impressive.Related content
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American coffee drinker: Takes 10 minutes to finish a hot cup of coffee and is already shaking. "*Talking fast about how good coffee is and that no one can drink more coffee than them*"
Finnish kahvi drinker: Is already drinking the final cup the kahvinkeitin can offer. "Amateur" Makes more kahvia.
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And now we know how Finland held off Sovjetunion during the winterwar of 1939-40 by depreaving the finnish soldiers from their daily rations of coffee... true story.
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I like to think that Finland is just Poland but more feralΒ
this comic confirms it.
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This is funnier than it deserves and I'm alright with it
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You understood what I said?
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So you Speak Finnish?
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not really, mostly the swear words.
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Coffee Is LoveΒ
Coffee Is LifeΒ
Β Coffee Is Waifu
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Now that^s a new idea for a waifu drawing
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I Shall Bend My Knee Before You If You Make It Happen...
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It took me some time, but here it is.
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My Whole Existence Is now CompleteΒ
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Well, given the fact that Finland won the Winter War, yeah it makes sense that the Finns would be extra vigilant.
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Not only is the night filled with commies, It's filled with abominations from the darkest depths of hell that would like to do nothing more than to rip you limb from limb as soon as they sense the slightest bit of hesitation or weakness
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True, my friend. The night is a dangerous time for any one of us all.
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The Emperor: shut up my corgi-boy, if you use the word "wolf" again and i'm going to send you to the vet with all your sons
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Leman Russ: and you need to spend less time being made of those milk sop shamans and more time being made out of WOLVES cause WOLVES are STRONG!
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The emperor: Enough *teleport all space wolves to the imperial vet*
The imperial Vet: annnd...what you need my lord?
The Emperor: EXTRA-esterilization, anti-parasites bath and a XXXL
"Cone of shame" for all space wolv- i'm sorry, space corgis"
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coffee is the secret behind their super snipers' awareness!
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Leman Russ upon seeing Finns with their coffee: CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!
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Don't fuck with the FinnishΒ
JUST DON'T
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