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I made this Meme I found knowyourmeme.com/photos/154459β¦ into a Wh40k version.Related content
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The Tau are a player of much less importance than they give themselves.
Any modestly large Imperial Crusade would be able to sweep the ground with the Tau Empire.
Fortunately for them, the Imperium sees them as a good enought mattress against Orks and Forces of Chaos to tolerate their existence.
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And they don't even know/believe how small they are. They genuinely think that the bits and pieces they've heard about the Imperium and the colossal, apocalyptic wars constantly going on are just propaganda.
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The Imperium itself is Greater-Scope Villain to the Tau Empire, a fact which the Tau themselves are only just barely beginning to become cognizant of.
The Tau have 12 major "Septs"; worlds with populations in the high millions or greater and serving as cultural hubs for the Empire, scattered across a few hundred lightyears. By contrast, the Imperium covers roughly 80% of the entire galaxy and has millions of such worlds, being bog-standard Imperial or Hive Worlds that can be wiped out by the dozen and the greater Imperium doesn't even notice.
For final, damning comparison, the whole Tau Empire occupies part of a single Imperial Sub-Sector, of which there are tens of thousands.
Just a few Tau have learned exactly how massive the Imperium is compared to them, nearly all of them have been driven to madness or suicidal despair at the monstrous scale of what they previously assumed was a fairly equal opponent. Indeed, the Tau regard the Imperium as their Arch-Enemy, the Imperium is almost totally unaware the Tau even exist.
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Pretty much every major faction is an out of context problem for them.
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If was not for the Tau plot armor, they would be completly erradicated in the Damocles Gulf Crusade.
I suppose that GW wanted to haveΒ a faction that represented the point of view of minor xenos factions to apocalyptic conflicts that the major factions are regularly involved.Β
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the only faction that doesnt have the numbers to deal with the tau are the dark eldar
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*Spots tattoo*
I guess that thing rea-
Kitten: noT CANNON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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As I commented on Reddit,
Well maybe if you hadnβt broken up with the Captain General of the Imperium of Man who is not only very attractive but is also one of the few people able to influence the Emperorβs decisions, then you wouldnβt have that problem now would you?
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SHE IS A FOOL
KITTEN WAS HER RACE'ES CHANCE OF SURVIAL
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I pitty Kitten. If only her forehead wouldn't get so sore.
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Out in the distance, across countless stars and planets, from within the confines of the Golden Palace, came a scream- nay, a roar. A roar that would shake the very fabrics of realspace and the Immaterium.
"THIS IS NOT FUCKING CANON!"
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Kitten: No it fucking isn't!
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Kitten:Β THIS IS NOT FUCKING CANON!!!!!!!
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Lockwarden: What was she THINKING?!
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