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Published: 2005-12-27 22:27:47 +0000 UTC; Views: 3261; Favourites: 19; Downloads: 117
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"Let me tell you about a girl I know,Had a drink about an hour ago.
Sitting in a corner by herself, in a bar in downtown hell.
She heard a noise and she looked through the door.
And saw a man she’d never seen before.
Light skin, light blue eyes, a double-chin and a plastic smile.
Well, her eyebrow raised as he walked through the door
And took an empty seat next to her at the bar.
’my brand new car is parked right outside. how’d ya like to go for a ride? ’
And she said.’wait a minute I have to think.’
He said, ’that’s fine. may I please buy you a drink?’
One drink turned into 3 or 4 and they left and got into his car
And they drove away someplace real far.
Now babe the time has come.
How’d ya like to have a little fun?
And she said.’ if we could only please be on our way, I will not run.’
That’s when things got out of control.
She didn’t want to, he had his way.
She said, ’let’s go’
He said, ’no way!’
Come on babe it’s your lucky day.
Shut your mouth, we're gonna do it my way.
Come on baby don’t be afraid,
If it wasn’t for date rape I’d never get laid.
He finished up and he started the car
He turned around and drove back to the bar.
He said.’now baby don’t be sad, in my opinion you weren’t half-bad.’
She picked up a rock, threw it at the car, hit him in the head, now his got a big scar.
Come on party people won’t you listen to me.
Date rape stylie.
The next day she went to her drawer, looked up her local attorney at law,
Went to the phone and filed the police report and then she took the guy’s ass to court.
Well, the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed, ’ she lies that little slut!’
The judge knew that he was full of shit and he gave him 25 years
And now his heart is filled with tears.
That night in jail it was getting late.
He was butt-raped by a large inmate, and he screamed.
But the guards paid no attention to his cries.
That’s when things got out of control.
The moral of the date rape story, it does not pay to be drunk and horny.
But that’s the way it had to be.
They locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I can’t take pity on men of his kind,
Even though he now takes it in the behind.
That’s the way it had to be.
They locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I can’t take pity on men of his kind,
Even though he now takes it in the behind.
Date rape!
She didn’t want to, she didn't want to, she didn't want to, she didn't want to take it!"
Hahahaha...Hi Leah.
Ghost (c)
Crow (c)
Lyrics (c) Sublime
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Comments: 29
rikkitikki [2006-01-08 19:43:47 +0000 UTC]
OMG this is hot, more, do more! And its better since I both know what you look like! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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TeenSex In reply to rikkitikki [2006-01-09 02:39:46 +0000 UTC]
OH GOD NO. Rikki, get your mind out of the gutter!
I miss you!
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rikkitikki In reply to TeenSex [2006-01-09 03:15:24 +0000 UTC]
I want you to draw me as anthro character, like a bear or lion, or some animal that I remind you of. If you would like too that is.
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TeenSex In reply to rikkitikki [2006-01-09 04:16:38 +0000 UTC]
I definately will when I find the time. I have just been having a lot of trouble drawing these past 6 months or so. :\ Just be patient.
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rikkitikki [2006-01-08 19:43:23 +0000 UTC]
OMG this is hot, more, do more! And its better since I both know what you look like! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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devisghost In reply to devisghost [2005-12-31 16:43:09 +0000 UTC]
*boom I smacked your ass. I smacked your ass*
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TeenSex In reply to devisghost [2005-12-31 06:01:41 +0000 UTC]
OMG STOP STARING AT MY ASS. *smack*
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GhostNoise [2005-12-30 03:35:41 +0000 UTC]
LOL @ ADRIANS COMMENT.
AOMGMGEJH!?!?! I MISS your stuff so much and you draw for me and I am sooo happy!! I love you SO DAMN MUCH. I love Crow's BOOTY. and gah Ghost looks so afraid but she wouldn't be really because she loves crow and would SO have sex with her AHdbhrbhhh!!! oh crap the red outlines and text outlines are sooooo gooooood. AND HOLLY CRAP my eyebrow ring just fell out CROW your picture made my eyebrow ring pop out of my FACE!!! It's sooo weird you drew Ghost with glasses because I JUST got a new pair and I've been wearing them allthe time. WTF?? You stalker/. I love you Crow I missed your drawings so much but Im going to go cry now and be happy while trying to put my eyebrow ring back in
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TeenSex In reply to GhostNoise [2005-12-31 06:09:20 +0000 UTC]
Wheeeee!! I'm so glad you like it. :3 I missed you much. And this just kind of popped up. I don't know why I think of you when I listen to that song. Is that really weird or what?
I loves you!
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ThorStrongStone [2005-12-30 03:23:58 +0000 UTC]
A fine ass ya got there. Of course, that is why you be my Greetah Gal.
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TeenSex In reply to ThorStrongStone [2005-12-31 06:03:16 +0000 UTC]
Exactly. You're allowed to look at my ass. Cause I'm yah greetah gal. ;D
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Azha [2005-12-28 09:18:03 +0000 UTC]
When I saw the tittle, I -knew- it was going to be Sublime. Hell yes. You are getting so defined in your style of drawing, especially with hands, feet, and the incredible FLUFF. I love Leahs "OH NOOO!!" face! You captured it perfect with the situation. also the anatomy. kicks. ASS. for serious. Crows butt is sooo delicious. I also like the shape of her snout through her hair. And the outlining in words is awesome. I love you so much, it makes my wee heart so happy to see your art!!
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TeenSex In reply to Azha [2005-12-28 19:40:28 +0000 UTC]
I know it's been forever. The picture started out as you. But somehow it turned into Ghost. I just don't even know. Date rape just makes me think of Leah I guess. :\
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devisghost [2005-12-28 05:26:29 +0000 UTC]
Well I suppose that someone inspired you to draw...
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devisghost In reply to TeenSex [2005-12-28 21:08:31 +0000 UTC]
Then you should listen to Fack by Eminem. Its so funny. And I'm almost done the character sheet. I decided to make one for everyone right now its just information but when I get the chance I'll make the drawings.
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dancefloorwhore [2005-12-28 05:19:45 +0000 UTC]
Lol
Hurray you draw!!!!!!! I've missed that about you... I mean, besides missing EVERYTHING about you
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TeenSex In reply to dancefloorwhore [2005-12-28 19:45:29 +0000 UTC]
Yeah I know omg it's been SOOO long. And I have something else in the works too. Don't worry, I'm starting to get it back in gear. And I miss you. I bought you something amazing today at the Hereford Pharmacy. You're gonna shit yourself. Hahaha
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dancefloorwhore In reply to TeenSex [2005-12-29 19:19:20 +0000 UTC]
OOOOO I wonder what you got me!
Tell me!
WAIT!
DON'T TELL ME!
I still have to send out your Xmas gift but I'm still working on this little picture for you as well as as little pictures for everyone else who are getting gifts. So, it may still be awhile because I'm lazy like that
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TeenSex In reply to dancefloorwhore [2005-12-31 06:06:58 +0000 UTC]
OH MAN. I got back from new york a few hours ago and I was gonna get you these earings that were little dangley taxis but I didn't have enough money and I was just about to die. T__T I'm sorry I failed you. But I have other things for you so at least i got that. ;D
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dancefloorwhore In reply to TeenSex [2005-12-31 07:49:37 +0000 UTC]
Well, I don't have my ears pierced so that's ok! And I know I'll love whatever it is you got for me
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TeenSex In reply to dancefloorwhore [2006-01-02 05:18:11 +0000 UTC]
You don't? How come I never knew that? Wow. I'm very unobservant. LoL
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Zero-Kit-Ness [2005-12-28 02:16:53 +0000 UTC]
i see a Crow tush! the anatomy is awesome! im glad to see that you have started drawing again! we've missed you!
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