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And here's the "bad guy edition"... xDNow, before this gets totally misunderstood, I gotta write a little explanation: This is NOT meant to be fangirl bashing in any form. I'm a hopeless fangirl myself who happens to love the fictional bad guys, lol. I'm also NOT criticizing fantasizing about fictional characters.
The point is that some fangirls go to the point of saying stuff like "I'd love to have *insert bad guy character here* as a boyfriend" or "I wish *insert evil guy here* was real" and actually believe that guys like that would love them selflessly - which is a bit delusional. Let's face it, fictional "bad guys" wouldn't make the perfect boyfriend/husband/whatever in reality. xD
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Vyperbites [2018-11-18 01:12:05 +0000 UTC]
So funny! Love this version of Sebby! So sexy also!
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Fractoluminescence [2018-07-10 20:30:48 +0000 UTC]
I agree. Wouldn't want to marry Aizen...
I wouldn't mind Shinji though
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The-Solar-Library [2017-11-22 00:21:49 +0000 UTC]
True. It's basically "A relationship like the Joker and Harley." Isn't it?
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KirbehClobbah1 [2017-09-05 00:03:41 +0000 UTC]
That guy
Killed someone
With a fork
Let that sink in.
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QinthaMA [2017-07-30 03:43:37 +0000 UTC]
I honestly don't understand fangirls who always say they want certain fictional characters to be their boyfriend/husband, I always considered my favorite fictional characters as my siblings/family and would rather be adopted by them or be friends with them
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TeenTraveler17 [2017-01-18 20:04:33 +0000 UTC]
Do Not tell them what we have seen them do. They might think we're secretly after them.
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thatguythatfixes [2016-10-05 17:17:47 +0000 UTC]
Seriously though, why do people like Killers so much?
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Lotus-Scar In reply to thatguythatfixes [2017-01-15 20:54:47 +0000 UTC]
Cause they're super edgy, usually dislike society, and a lot of killers in media are very attractive looking unlike killers in real life XD
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thatguythatfixes In reply to Lotus-Scar [2017-01-17 03:08:28 +0000 UTC]
Attractive? Yeah (even in fiction) "Jeff the Killer" really attractive, this guy just cut his lips an bathed in flour. So yeah, edginess is the only answer.
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Lotus-Scar In reply to thatguythatfixes [2017-01-17 21:22:44 +0000 UTC]
True, but some artists portray him in a way that the people like, so that is considered to be "attractive".
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hotxhotguy [2016-03-10 13:52:56 +0000 UTC]
I would shit my pants if Sebastian was real. I mean come on, he is a fucking demon, A DEMON. Demon eat people, or kill them, they can't be your hubby.
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Athenaness21 In reply to hotxhotguy [2016-07-09 18:22:26 +0000 UTC]
Sorry... which Sebastian?
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Quick-5 [2016-02-04 15:58:27 +0000 UTC]
Loki, Foxy, and Jeff the Killer fangirls in a nutshell
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Melody-Marigold In reply to Quick-5 [2016-05-09 02:04:36 +0000 UTC]
You took the words out of my mouth.
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Cat-Alin [2015-01-27 13:29:14 +0000 UTC]
Much as I adore carnage of hot bishies like Sebastian, if they were real I'd probably just be one of those background fanatics that loves to hear about the murders they committed. Which is terrible, but you get what I mean, right?
C-A
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ML3mae [2014-10-04 21:50:42 +0000 UTC]
I find that any villain I'm attracted to would be hard maintenance to love. Like, I would have to outsmart him at every turn and/or prove to be a great fighter. I feel like it would also, more often then not, be a kismesitude. Totally ok with that. Might have a matesprite on the side just to screw with them.
Loki would be impossible though considering he has a sort of inability to love, he pities himself more then anyone and is really just centered around that. Any girl who claims to love him would just be used. The best you could hope for is a one-sided kismesis. Where you just steal kisses and tease him a lot.
Eridan Ampora is a whole other story. You can easily get him in any quadrant as long as you pity him a lot. But he'll never actually love you, he'll say he does and you'll go through the normal motions for a relationship but he's really incapable of loving anyone but himself.
Those are the only two I can think of, off the top of my head, that kind of bend the rules.
Anyways, this is hilarious and I'll think about it any time the subject comes around as I used to just silently think: haha, and then he'll stab you.
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snoopcat99 [2014-10-03 22:25:13 +0000 UTC]
THANK YOU! I am so tired of arguing that Grell would most likely kill you once he grew disappointed in you (and I adore Grell--he is my favourite fictional character at the moment) and that Sebastian acts according to expediency only and always will because he is a DEMON with a soul to devour. Ciel is the one who goes on about everyone being a pawn to him but the same is true of Sebastian too. lol
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coldsummerdays [2014-03-25 01:48:18 +0000 UTC]
I've never been sure where to put the line between "think about what you're saying" and "fangirls will be fangirls."
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asbestos-soup In reply to coldsummerdays [2014-04-30 15:01:43 +0000 UTC]
So true dude...so true. xD I meann seriously...
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Lonewalker789 [2014-03-25 00:28:40 +0000 UTC]
.....All problems can be solved with forks....
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Kaniahlies [2014-03-24 03:01:41 +0000 UTC]
XD I'm so sorry if I'm spamming you with favorites. (But these... Are amazing. How have I not found you before?)
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Tenshi-no-Hikari In reply to Kaniahlies [2014-03-24 14:04:26 +0000 UTC]
Thank you! ;____; <3
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Pointerofreality [2014-01-08 20:25:39 +0000 UTC]
I'd love the be hot, like the guys in anime. The kind girls think about when they say "how come guys like that aren't real?"
But I can't. And it isn't because I couldn't get into the shape, or because I couldn't have the nice skin or even the clothes or attitude.
It's cause of one thing... I'm black, have curly hair, ain't built like a stick, and like keeping my facial and body hair.
There are no fangirls for that...
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Tenshi-no-Hikari In reply to Pointerofreality [2014-01-09 21:33:19 +0000 UTC]
You shouldn't be assuming all girls like only a certain type of guys, I'm sure you'll meet a girl who likes you for who you are.
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Pointerofreality In reply to Tenshi-no-Hikari [2014-01-09 23:31:13 +0000 UTC]
oh don't mistake me ^_^ I never said girls couldn't like me/haven't liked me. That would be a bold face lie. I'm sure I'll find the right woman for me.
I'm saying I'm never gonna be the sexy guy that girls I like find dreamy. I like anime, as a result a lot of the girls I associate with also like anime. But most girls who like anime(according to my experience) like bisho guys with light skin, long straight hair, and a thin build. My body is bulky, I tried eating less hoping my muscles would shrink but I cant be lanky. I'm never gunna be white and my hair is as fuzzy as pillow stuffing. Most of the girls I knew who thought I was the sex were looking for thuggish types or gangsters. Not for me(personality wise).
The girls I like want a Cloud or a Sephiroth. I'm a Sazh. Doesn't mean I can't find love, just means I'm not the sexy hottie surrounded by girls who wants my body like I wanna be. Vain? Maybe but I'm just saying...
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NumberOneTsundere In reply to Pointerofreality [2014-02-19 05:19:03 +0000 UTC]
Well everyone has something about them that they don't like, if not than that person has a huge ego for sure... you just have to deal with it, after all life is what you make out of it.
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Pointerofreality In reply to NumberOneTsundere [2014-02-19 05:34:05 +0000 UTC]
Fair enough. But to err is human. And while it probably is just my ego it would be nice to be the kind of guy that girls I'm into fawn over. Who knows, maybe that would suck. I doubt it but maybe.
I can work with these cards I've been dealt. Sometimes I just think it'd be nice to have that one more is all.
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NumberOneTsundere In reply to Pointerofreality [2014-02-19 05:49:53 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, I know what you're saying, I was just trying to cheer you up.... there is always someone for everyone
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Pointerofreality In reply to NumberOneTsundere [2014-02-19 07:18:20 +0000 UTC]
Well I appreciate it
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NumberOneTsundere In reply to Pointerofreality [2014-02-19 16:07:37 +0000 UTC]
That's good to hear
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Da-Drawing-Cat-601 [2013-06-18 16:36:42 +0000 UTC]
Yea... That's not real
Sebastian, his eyes aren't red. Lolz
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asbestos-soup In reply to Da-Drawing-Cat-601 [2014-04-30 15:05:25 +0000 UTC]
O.O I JUST NOTICED THAT!!ZOMFG!!!Maybe a glitch or sukthin?Idk.xxoh well...
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ML3mae In reply to asbestos-soup [2014-10-04 21:54:00 +0000 UTC]
It's because he's a real-life Sebastian. If you met a guy that looked like Sebastian in real life he still wouldn't have red eyes.
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LunaWinged [2013-06-03 01:28:26 +0000 UTC]
XD Sebastian would totally do that! You got him spot-on
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AnimeART-by-Ari-a [2013-06-02 18:20:24 +0000 UTC]
lol so true, but i like to fantasize, even though there is NO way for it to come true! XD
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