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ANCIENT ICON DISCOVERED BENEATH CHURCHMarch. 2007
An ancient icon dating from the 13th century, depicting an image of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) has been discovered after being hidden for nearly 800 years. Experts say that a find such as this is sure to astonish the religious world and also help to solidify the place of Pastafarianism amongst other major religions.
The FSM icon was recently discovered by Chris LaMonica, a devout follower of the Pastafarian faith, who claims that he was "lead to the holy location by His Noodly Appendage." Mr. LaMonica has decided not to reveal the exact location of the sacred relic in order to ensure it's protection. However, he has disclosed that it is in an underground room beneath an ancient Christian Church and that "it's really dark and kind of scary without proper lighting." Judging by the actions of Christians in the past, Chris LaMonica feels that if he did reveal the location of the icon, they would surely destroy it, claiming the location and even the existence of such artwork as sacrilege.
The ancient FSM icon was restored by Testing Point Design after months of arduous work. Other sacred discoveries of this nature can be seen at www.TestingPointDesign.com . For more information on FSM visit www.venganza.org
CLICK HERE to view the original photo of the icon before restoration
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Comments: 243
TestingPointDesign In reply to ??? [2009-01-28 22:19:40 +0000 UTC]
HAHAHAH! Hmmmm, well I stay true to my religious convictions...that is, unless your Goddess has a better heaven, health benefits, etc.
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Kieranfoy In reply to TestingPointDesign [2009-01-28 22:23:27 +0000 UTC]
Well, her Horniness offers all the alchohols of the worlds to the faithful, and all the fruits and veggies and foods of the worlds, and the most beautiful women of several dimensions, and rich robes and starry crowns, and ll knowledge shall be available to those who pass on in her grace, and the faithful shall frolic in the Heavenly Pasture for all time...
Compared to that, beer, pizza and strippers falls a little short, doesn't it?
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TestingPointDesign In reply to Kieranfoy [2009-01-28 22:35:48 +0000 UTC]
Hrrmmm...I think I'll have to pray on this one! Haha
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Kaddywhak In reply to ??? [2009-01-25 22:37:28 +0000 UTC]
I have been touched by his noodly appendage! Thanks for helping his teachings reach the world.
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TestingPointDesign In reply to Kaddywhak [2009-01-28 22:25:02 +0000 UTC]
Saucy blessings upon you. RAmen!
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EdmondDantes [2009-01-04 21:27:11 +0000 UTC]
Brilliantly done!
I myself have an Affinity for the FSM in particular and Pastafarians in general.
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Iluvrocket In reply to ??? [2008-12-19 14:44:31 +0000 UTC]
This makes me giggle with sacreligious glee!
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TestingPointDesign In reply to Iluvrocket [2008-12-20 00:15:49 +0000 UTC]
Haha! Sacrilegious glee; it's the best kind.
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inky151 [2008-11-27 17:40:40 +0000 UTC]
Arrrg this be a most suitable depiction of his noodly greatness
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Thrasirshall [2008-10-09 14:38:31 +0000 UTC]
A god that's both awesome and delicious. What more could we want?
Hail his noodle-ness !
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Thrasirshall In reply to TestingPointDesign [2008-11-06 20:56:38 +0000 UTC]
And the sauce be with you : )
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Talica [2008-09-12 04:03:12 +0000 UTC]
Oh, I was so blessed and touched by his noodly appendage this evening, that I was able to stumble upon such a holy work. Bravo! May His Noodlyness give you many more blessings for such a fine work! RAmen!
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venomraptor In reply to ??? [2008-09-01 19:29:04 +0000 UTC]
Incredibly Epic, Ive been touched as well
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mysticism In reply to ??? [2008-08-23 16:04:14 +0000 UTC]
This picture makes me feel his noodly appendage. RAmen.
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TestingPointDesign In reply to mysticism [2008-08-24 20:19:16 +0000 UTC]
Hahahaaaarrrgghhh. Thanks for the comment! RAmen!
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Azadeth In reply to ??? [2008-08-05 23:27:50 +0000 UTC]
A great piece - the art style even makes it look like a relic lol
P.S. - Much envy for being able to meet Professor Dawkins!!!
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TestingPointDesign In reply to Azadeth [2008-08-24 20:17:49 +0000 UTC]
Thank you! Dawkins was quite awesome. Its funny because it was like going to a concert. Haha
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TestingPointDesign In reply to photolitherland [2008-06-19 12:43:28 +0000 UTC]
Haha. Of course! ARRGGHH
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Bleeding-Fingertips In reply to ??? [2008-05-18 19:34:25 +0000 UTC]
May there be strippers and beer forever. Hail RAmen!!
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TestingPointDesign In reply to Bleeding-Fingertips [2008-05-21 12:12:59 +0000 UTC]
Big RAmen to that!
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Ochichi [2008-05-08 21:22:48 +0000 UTC]
Ahh, that's a god I can relate too. A little garlicky sauce and I'm in heaven!
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fluffyshanyn In reply to ??? [2008-03-13 04:11:18 +0000 UTC]
This is splendid. Further proof!
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niki-in-disguise In reply to ??? [2008-02-17 22:41:30 +0000 UTC]
I haven't read the book yet, but Richard Dawkins endorses the Flying Spaghetti Monster in "The God Delusion" - a great book
Awesome deviation btw
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TestingPointDesign In reply to niki-in-disguise [2008-02-19 06:57:46 +0000 UTC]
The Gospel of the FSM is quite entertaining and inspiring. Speaking of Richard Dawkins, the Holy FSM has graced me with the chance to meet Richard Dawkins in Austin, TX for a book signing on 3/19! As you would expect, pasta works in mysterious ways...RAmen!
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niki-in-disguise In reply to TestingPointDesign [2008-02-20 16:23:35 +0000 UTC]
Ahh! All hail the FSM!
Tell Dawkins hi from me Hehe.
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SingyStar In reply to ??? [2008-01-06 04:26:39 +0000 UTC]
Hail for FSM!
Wonderful job on the icon. You have captured his noodly greatness with an expert eye. Kudos and may you be touched by his noodly apendages.
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