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Published: 2010-07-26 12:53:50 +0000 UTC; Views: 2555; Favourites: 48; Downloads: 29
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Description *warning,if you watch me only for my "pretty pictures" this may contain a rant of sorts,but if you watch me like a persone who likes my art AND my opinion feel free to read*

Ah Vortians.....
Don't ya just love all the possibilities from the show?.....
....but sadly everyone just wants a little ms/mr perfect OC

Oooo look at meh head,it's all correct and shit.....
Hell it makes me wonder if half these people watched the show...
Man....i really like that first guy CAUSE his head is all fucked up,he's ugly and that's why he's so cool.

Not to mention the lack of interesting outfits sadden me....
So last night while i was doodling and drinkin' meh ice tea i thought....
Well heck,i have people tell me everyday how close i stay to the show.....why not wing it and draw some vortians who would fit perfectly on it.


Vortians of course are a concept my Mr.Vasquez...so of course he owns them..... Oh no....you free to steal them from him...but first you must walk up to his spooky house and combat him for the rights.



Hmmm...now looking at this picture again it makes me think.....
That first guy looks like he'd be voiced by the guy who did Ren's voice from Ren and stimpy.
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Comments: 414

Herrekar In reply to ??? [2010-07-26 13:52:31 +0000 UTC]

lol doh XD

Have we met? *blink blink*

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The-Gij In reply to Herrekar [2010-07-26 13:54:18 +0000 UTC]

Mr.Vasquez:*taps his boot*...didn't i make it clear to you not to come back after you tried to fight me for the last value meal at TacoBell or I'd destroy you?

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Herrekar In reply to The-Gij [2010-07-26 13:58:06 +0000 UTC]

excuse me mr Vasquez, but i have never set foot inside a TacoBell....

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The-Gij In reply to Herrekar [2010-07-26 13:59:33 +0000 UTC]

Mr.Vasquez: Hmm i see....*paces* or wait,were you that paper boy who broke my window?

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Herrekar In reply to The-Gij [2010-07-26 14:02:11 +0000 UTC]

er..hardly...

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The-Gij In reply to Herrekar [2010-07-26 14:05:49 +0000 UTC]

Mr.Vasquez:*pauses*.....Hmm....hold on....i...i think I've go it....you'll have to be patent till i figure this out...i haven't been out of my house in years and you people all look the same to me

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Herrekar In reply to The-Gij [2010-07-26 14:08:39 +0000 UTC]

Now thats a bit offensinve...*my eyes begin glwoing red and an aura of green begins distprting the air around me*

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The-Gij In reply to Herrekar [2010-07-26 14:11:27 +0000 UTC]

*voices come from a back room*
"Vasquez.....we weren't done with you"

Mr.Vasquez:..Um...here take a seat...I'm quit busy right now,I'll kill you later *barely moves his long trench coat and hovers to the back room*

*all the seats are covered in skeletons,and most of the skeletons have Invader Zim t-shirts*

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Herrekar In reply to The-Gij [2010-07-26 14:15:06 +0000 UTC]

*looks around...* oh this is amusing...lets see..Herrekar..are you with me on this one? *my voice changes to a hollow, dark and sinsiter tone* oh yes...the finally the dead shall walk...* i change back* very wel;l then...*i raise my hands and slowly whispers begin filling the air..dim green pinpoints of light begin to shine within the eyesockets of the skeleotns as green energy swirls around them..the pinpoints grow and flash..the skeletons slowly rise from their decrepit resting places, with the ghaslty green orbs glwoing in their eyesockets* my my...you know you really do have a knack for this..*my voice changes again* I know...

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The-Gij In reply to Herrekar [2010-07-26 14:19:05 +0000 UTC]

*the sound of boots are heard moving around in the back room*


*then....Mr.Eff slinks out*

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Herrekar In reply to The-Gij [2010-07-26 14:20:10 +0000 UTC]

YOU! MINIONS! ATTACK! *the skeltons look over in his direction and hiss horridly*

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The-Gij In reply to Herrekar [2010-07-26 14:22:29 +0000 UTC]

Mr:Eff:..O__o?!*the little Styrofoam figure runs into another room quickly*


*Psycho Doughboy's voice from the other room*"Keep the racket down Eff!,Mr Vasquez needs to focus

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Herrekar In reply to The-Gij [2010-07-26 14:24:41 +0000 UTC]

ok..thats it...*the skelotons stop their attack, as if he had commanded them, but he hasnt said a word..ominously he begins alking towards teh bcakroom...nearing the door, he opens his eyes widely and the dor bursts from its hinges into splinters, seconds after he slwoly enters, his eyes glowing red..you two...i think your time here has just about come to an end...

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The-Gij In reply to Herrekar [2010-07-26 14:27:46 +0000 UTC]

*the room has Shmee,Sickness,nail bunny(in a jar),Reverend Meat,D-boy,Mr.Eff,larges whipping tenticals coming up from the floor boards and last but not least Mr.Vasquez chained to a chair infront of an art desk with paper and a pencil in hand*

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Herrekar In reply to The-Gij [2010-07-26 14:30:01 +0000 UTC]

*my eyes flash and everyhting in the room is violently lit by them, everyone stepping back* Release him...now...

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The-Gij In reply to Herrekar [2010-07-26 14:32:23 +0000 UTC]

Sickness:..he can't leave...he's not done


D-boy:*nods* the doll is right


Sickness:*hisses and puts one of her eyes back in*...Can it you hunk of Styrofoam!

Shmee:....Unless you'd like to be here helping Mr.V than i suggest you leave...you have no idea how important this is

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Herrekar In reply to The-Gij [2010-07-26 14:33:37 +0000 UTC]

and you, demons, have no idea who youre all dealing with...*a chill crawls across all their bodies as the room grows colder and colder*

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The-Gij In reply to Herrekar [2010-07-26 14:36:31 +0000 UTC]

*the tenicals from the floor shiver as the entire Castle shakes*


Mr.Eff:...not a good idea boy,have you any idea what this house is?

Sickness:*hands Mr.Vasquez a pen*

Nail Bunny: *frowns in the jar*

Reverend Meat:..just let him finish things here then he can go

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Herrekar In reply to The-Gij [2010-07-26 14:40:27 +0000 UTC]

a demon..ive destroyeed worse...and all of you..are but pawns to be...but you! *he snaps his hand at mister Eff and teh doughb oy is sent flying across the room shattering into the wall behind painfully* dont you ever call me boy..you have no idea what youre up against, fledgelings...

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The-Gij In reply to Herrekar [2010-07-26 14:44:08 +0000 UTC]

Sickness:*hands some of Vasquez's sketches to the tenticals in the floor and chuckles*


Mr.Vasquez:*just sighs and sinks into his desk,arched over drawing*


Mr.Eff: but we are all getting stronger....we have been for quite some time

D-boy: sadly this is true but it is what master wants

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Herrekar In reply to The-Gij [2010-07-26 14:49:49 +0000 UTC]

thats it.....*grabs D-boy telikineticly and clenches his hand into a fist, the stereofoam figure quickly begins the crack open, green pouring out of the cracks*

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The-Gij In reply to Herrekar [2010-07-26 14:51:40 +0000 UTC]

Mr.Eff:*laughing* YES YES!!! kill the annoying one!!

Sickness:*holding one of her screw eyes back into her head chuckling*

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Herrekar In reply to The-Gij [2010-07-26 14:56:42 +0000 UTC]

*slams the doughboy into the wall an shatters him into a million pieces with a green flash coming from his body, then he lowers his arm and menacingly proceedsinto the rom...with one flick of his wrist the tentacles are set aflame*

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The-Gij In reply to Herrekar [2010-07-26 15:01:56 +0000 UTC]

Sickness:*laughs and points*...AHaaHAHAhAAAA!!!!your all screwed! you need that tentical beast...i don't!


Mr.Eff:..wait...Boy...What are you doing?!

Reverend meat:*jumps off of his shelf*

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Herrekar In reply to The-Gij [2010-07-26 15:06:35 +0000 UTC]

*without so much as looking at the odd thing he points his hand at him and sends him smacking against the ceiling*

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The-Gij In reply to Herrekar [2010-07-26 15:08:01 +0000 UTC]

Sickness:*rolls around giggling like an idiot*...oh this is rich >XD

Mr.Eff:*grabs a horrific looking knife off of the wall*

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Herrekar In reply to The-Gij [2010-07-26 15:12:23 +0000 UTC]

*my eyes glance at it and it quickly turns red hot, soon gonig to melt*

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The-Gij In reply to Herrekar [2010-07-26 16:19:47 +0000 UTC]

Mr.Eff:*drops it quick* ARGH FUCKY FUCK DOOKY POO!

Sickness:*lmao-ing* Oooo well done,classic,now use the bunny's head in a jar to throw at him >XD

Mr.Eff:...SHUT IT YOU COTTON STUFFED IDIOT!

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Herrekar In reply to The-Gij [2010-07-26 16:34:01 +0000 UTC]

*raises his arms and the entire room bursts into flame around him, but only the walls*

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The-Gij In reply to Herrekar [2010-07-26 16:36:37 +0000 UTC]

*the building shakes violently*

Mr.Vasquez: O__o!?!...You Do know I'm chained to this desk,RIGHT?!

Sickness:*clapping* oh that's some talent you've got there

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Herrekar In reply to The-Gij [2010-07-26 16:41:09 +0000 UTC]

Not for long, Vasquez...*i snap my fingers and the chains break loose* keep close to me unless you want to end up as these creations of yours are about to...

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The-Gij In reply to Herrekar [2010-07-26 16:43:18 +0000 UTC]

*Sickness slips into Vasquez's trench coat pocket*


Mr.Vasquez: O__o Alright,but you know I'll have to be a hobo now that you're burning my house down

Mr.Eff:*as he's burning he stabs you in the back of the knee*

(ooo that even grossed me out >XD )

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Herrekar In reply to The-Gij [2010-07-26 16:45:44 +0000 UTC]

*sickening stabbing noise* ARRGH*i lose balance and keen down...then my eys flash and mr. Eff's flames grow brighter..* The sickness demon..shes in your coat...*i turn around and place a hand over the wound, and it soon starts glwoing green and the tissue seems to seam itself back together* GRRRRRRR >.<

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The-Gij In reply to Herrekar [2010-07-26 16:50:00 +0000 UTC]

Mr.Vasquez:..? *plucks Sickness up out of his pocket*

Sickness:*grins*

Mr.Vasquez: *sigh of utter displeasure*....you know you're not able to fix yourself after what i did to your eyes,right?

Sickness:...you're considering throwing us in that inferno?!....Vasquez,come on...use that brain of yours....you could...um....make money off of us...

Mr.Vasquez:*raises a brow*

Sickness:..yes,YES! lots and lots...bundles!

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Herrekar In reply to The-Gij [2010-07-26 16:51:37 +0000 UTC]

*the wound closes up, Eff stumbing back to the door. my eyes flash* DONT listen to her! *the door opens and the skeletons burst in the room, swooping onto Eff and starting to beat him to shreds*

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The-Gij In reply to Herrekar [2010-07-26 16:53:43 +0000 UTC]

Sickness: Vasquez!...you know you've permanently stunted us,our one eye won't even go back in....don't you think you could make a fortune at a freak show?!

Mr.Vasquez:.....well......

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Herrekar In reply to The-Gij [2010-07-26 16:56:20 +0000 UTC]

*my eyes glahs again and both her eyesockets begin glwoing out green energy, a pain burning into her mind* TO ME VASQUEZ! *Eff's screams can be heard at teh back as bits of him fly around the room*

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The-Gij In reply to Herrekar [2010-07-26 17:12:59 +0000 UTC]

Mr.Vasquez:...hey she could buy me a new house,i could use it for something


Sickness:*yells and flails*

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Herrekar In reply to The-Gij [2010-07-26 18:18:54 +0000 UTC]

FOR HELLS SAKE I CAN -MAKE- YOU A NEW HOUSE! JUST GET OVER HERE! *the rooms begins to give way as the fire eats away the walls*

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The-Gij In reply to Herrekar [2010-07-26 18:41:54 +0000 UTC]

Sickness: HAVE A HEART YOU HISPANIC BASTARD! oop O__o *covers mouth*


Mr.Vasquez *angry face* >:C *throws Sickness into the flames*


Sickness:*yells* ARGH! you'll regret this!!!! everyday of your life!!!!!!

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Herrekar In reply to The-Gij [2010-07-26 18:49:03 +0000 UTC]

(lol angry face killed me XD but i kinda feel sad for Sickness..was she really bad?)

SHUT YOU DEMONIC SCUM! VASQUEZ! DONT MAKE ME TELL YOU ONE MORE TIME! GET OVER HERE -NOW-! *the roof began to crumble, , the skeletons at the back still tearing the last bits of mr Eff apart*

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The-Gij In reply to Herrekar [2010-07-26 18:51:57 +0000 UTC]

( I know,i guess that's why i dragged that part out a little longer...i really liked Sickness,but alas she's evil )

Mr.Vasquez:*makes a mad monkey jump to get out of the way of the falling ceiling**his awesome trench coat avoiding the blase*


Sickness: you'll be sorry...YOU'LL ALL BE SORRY!

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Herrekar In reply to The-Gij [2010-07-26 19:19:27 +0000 UTC]

*as Vasquez lands next to him* Good, now kneel and keep your head down* as hes crouching he projects a shield, scintalating with green enrgies around them* oh whatever you do dont go near this...*the roof begins to violently collapse*

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The-Gij In reply to Herrekar [2010-07-26 19:21:37 +0000 UTC]

Mr.Vasquez:...Um can't i stand?

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Herrekar In reply to The-Gij [2010-07-26 19:24:43 +0000 UTC]

Do you see the shield gonig higher than a foot over your head? No? then if you want to keep it i suggest you dont! *the roof finally breaks down and ashes and debri bury them..all goes black and quiet*

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The-Gij In reply to Herrekar [2010-07-26 20:03:18 +0000 UTC]

Mr.Vasquez: I'm glad you saved me but you're pretty bossy for someone who comes to my house and ends up burning it to cinders *ducks down*

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Herrekar In reply to The-Gij [2010-07-26 20:14:11 +0000 UTC]

*the rubble quells down...the shield glows brightly and suddenly burst upward, flinging all the rubble away...he stands up..half of the castle is now in ruin..* am i too bossy for the person that tried to save you from being a pancake?

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The-Gij In reply to Herrekar [2010-07-26 20:16:45 +0000 UTC]

Mr.Vasquez:..er...um i guess not if you saved me....but now i have almost no choice but to become a hobo *his hands in a "course you possission"*....*looks around*....

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Herrekar In reply to The-Gij [2010-07-26 20:23:57 +0000 UTC]

hold that thought...*he raises his hands and the skeletons from before reassemble before him* right then...all of you are to rebuild this castle, no matter what ti takes..now..get to it..*the skeletons started scurrying about to some unkown tasks* and you *he turned to Vasquez* youre welcome to come with me while they finish...should hardly be but a few days...

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The-Gij In reply to Herrekar [2010-07-26 20:31:50 +0000 UTC]

Mr.Vasquez:..alright..hey tell them if they find a skeleton from one of those things i want it...That'd make some wicked cash i'd bet ys

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