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The-Gij — Vortian Concepts
Published: 2010-07-26 12:53:50 +0000 UTC; Views: 2555; Favourites: 48; Downloads: 29
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*warning,if you watch me only for my "pretty pictures" this may contain a rant of sorts,but if you watch me like a persone who likes my art AND my opinion feel free to read*Ah Vortians.....
Don't ya just love all the possibilities from the show?.....
....but sadly everyone just wants a little ms/mr perfect OC
Oooo look at meh head,it's all correct and shit.....
Hell it makes me wonder if half these people watched the show...
Man....i really like that first guy CAUSE his head is all fucked up,he's ugly and that's why he's so cool.
Not to mention the lack of interesting outfits sadden me....
So last night while i was doodling and drinkin' meh ice tea i thought....
Well heck,i have people tell me everyday how close i stay to the show.....why not wing it and draw some vortians who would fit perfectly on it.
Vortians of course are a concept my Mr.Vasquez...so of course he owns them..... Oh no....you free to steal them from him...but first you must walk up to his spooky house and combat him for the rights.
Hmmm...now looking at this picture again it makes me think.....
That first guy looks like he'd be voiced by the guy who did Ren's voice from Ren and stimpy.
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Very well..if you want to risk that...YOU HEARD THE MAN! now get to it..come on mr. Vasquez, lets get out of here, its been one hell of a night...to think it all started with odd vortian pictures...
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Mr.Vasquez:*facepalm*...oh God....what about them?
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Oh it was a joke really...me and a friend of mine were just talking and it wound up something like a bet to battle you....
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Mr.Vasquez:..Hmmm interesting.....you DO know i have very spooky powers,yes?
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Mr.Vasquez:*arks a brow*...can you shoot lazers out of your middle fingers?
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lasers? no...can you turn a man into a skeleton with a a green mist in several seconds?
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Mr.Vasquez:..no but i could make his head explode
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Mr.Vasquez:*slightly smiles*...let's go get some cherry freezies...i need to refuel my unearthly powers
(In the other Rp i have to ask.....what do the reavers look like?)
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(i sent you an image a while ago...if you look in the history of messages you should find a link around the time we encountered the first one)
Very well..i am feeling a bit thirsty...*begins walking grimly down the path to the city*
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Mr.Vasquez:*looks around*.....oh God......people....i had kind of forgot all about cities and people when i got locked up in that house...
(ah alright :3 thx )
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i wish i could...or just erase them all....
(np ^ ^ are you doing another sketch O3O)
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(Oh just doodling >X3 )
Mr.Vasquez:...let's make this quick...i think they're all making me ill
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(I IZ HAPPEH! )
agree...*goes into a store to the left of the road*
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Vasquez:*his trench coat flowing behind him,...that black awesome one...not his new one >.<*
( )
(oh that pengan or wiccan chick whaterver is going to come over to see the painting today >XD.....oh I'm going to try to be nice and not burst out laughing)
>XD
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right then..order what youre gonig to order..*whips a some dust off his jacket*
(lol that ought to be hard XD just keep her away from anything that she can use to damage the painting in case she goes postal XD*
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(yeah,I'd have to get physical if she damaged it,Mange took me 9 hours straight to make)
Mr.Vasquez:*happily walks to the sucky machine* ^^
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(lol id throw her out a window XD)
*waits a bit unpatiently, looking around as if hes about to kill someone*
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( >XD i wish i could but I'm on the lowest part of my house and shes as big as a freaken whale.....er well not to speak ill of her it just seems to be a recurring theme with "wiccans" or "pegans")
*lazers come out of the building Vasquez was in*
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( lol the FAT ONE! )
O.o *i rush to him*
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( Ah yeah,she started throwing salt in my room so i have one hell of a mess to clean up.....>.>.....i as thinking about hunting some "dark" things up to tease her though for revenge for the mess)
*the clerk is dead and Mr.Vasquez's shirt has a blood stain on it*
Mr.V: Mmmmmm cherry.
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Well...i guess no harm done...come on lets go to -my- fortress...*exits the ruined store*
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Mr.Vasquez:*drinking the cherry fizz whizz happily*...mmm alright?
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*waits for him outside the ruined building*
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Mr.Vasquez:*walking forward crushing anything with his boots*
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*as he comes closer i start walking down the street, people around clammour to check out the commotion*
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Mr.Vasquez:...man,it's like flies gathering to a piece of shit....*slurp*
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sickening isnt it? *i move into the croud and manage to almsot slink through them effortlessly, without changin direction or pace...*
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Mr.Vasquez:well it wouldn't be so bad if half of them were somewhat decent
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*a scream is heard from where i am in the croud and someone's head rolls through the croud unnoticed...* agreed....filthy creatures...
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come on mr. Vasquez..before i decide its better to thin the croud...
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Mr.Vasquez:...you think killing them off like sheep makes you any better than they are?......look man,it's the restraint of a person,it's that fact you can hold back the urge to kill them that makes you better. *sluuuurrrrp*
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Not really...its the same reason why i crush a cockroach..its in my way...
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Mr.Vasquez:....oh...kay?...*sip*
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Come on.*exits the crowd* we have to cross the city and thensome to get to the fortress...
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Mr.Vasquez:*sarcastic* gggrrreat....
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Yeah well..i can let you be a hobo if youd prefer it...
(GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIJ CHECK OUT MY LATEST POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST! 8D IM SO FUCKING HYPEEEER!)
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Mr.Vasquez:*jokes*.....heh heh no...then i'd end up like Jhonny >XD
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*stops and looks at him* what happened to Nny?
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Mr.Vasquez:....O__o...oh shit...*shloshes the sucky*.......oh man....i....i so forgot about that....
(I'm gonna post a comment on your newest pic soon...i just got a look at it man and it's freakin awesome)
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now is the time where you stop mumbling and start talking...
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Mr.Vasquez:...um...well...he was the first thing to "slip out"
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Oh..so..hes around here? thats not such a bad thing is it...*i take a step back and my stance changes to more...lordly...
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Mr.Vasquez:...are you kidding?...he's most likely crazier than from the books......see,i did these sketches of him not to long ago....but nothing like in the book....
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oh great....
(IM STILL AWAITING MA COMMENT TT_TT)
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(i know....I'm just typing in between fixing myself up....i got the crap beat outta me last night.....i gots in a scruff with one of the neighbor kids)
Mr.Vasquez:....soon after he basically ripped out of the paper he almost killed me and ran off.....i know...sound like a bad horror flick *sip*
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