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The-Gij — Vortian Concepts
Published: 2010-07-26 12:53:50 +0000 UTC; Views: 2555; Favourites: 48; Downloads: 29
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*warning,if you watch me only for my "pretty pictures" this may contain a rant of sorts,but if you watch me like a persone who likes my art AND my opinion feel free to read*Ah Vortians.....
Don't ya just love all the possibilities from the show?.....
....but sadly everyone just wants a little ms/mr perfect OC
Oooo look at meh head,it's all correct and shit.....
Hell it makes me wonder if half these people watched the show...
Man....i really like that first guy CAUSE his head is all fucked up,he's ugly and that's why he's so cool.
Not to mention the lack of interesting outfits sadden me....
So last night while i was doodling and drinkin' meh ice tea i thought....
Well heck,i have people tell me everyday how close i stay to the show.....why not wing it and draw some vortians who would fit perfectly on it.
Vortians of course are a concept my Mr.Vasquez...so of course he owns them..... Oh no....you free to steal them from him...but first you must walk up to his spooky house and combat him for the rights.
Hmmm...now looking at this picture again it makes me think.....
That first guy looks like he'd be voiced by the guy who did Ren's voice from Ren and stimpy.
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(O.o...are you ok?)
Well..* i turn around and start walking* you neednt worry while im around...
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(Yeah I'm good,just a few little cuts here and there...see the littlest kid over at the "crack baby house" across the street picked a fight with little stick figure me only to impress his older brothers)
(so yippee! i got to swing at a little kid with no after effects >XD )
Mr.Vasquez:....Um...does it matter that he basically CAN'T DIE
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Not much....i have something in me that cant die either..
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Mr.Vasquez:*Jhonen-y wtf face*...in you?
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Mr.Vasquez:...what did you eat something that gave you superpowers?
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Hardly...the soul of an allpowerful demigod is banished in my body...
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Mr.Vasquez:...O__o......are you high or something?
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oh i guess you forgot how i just burned down your castle with a gesture...slushies can do that to you...
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Mr.Vasquez:....HEY!...don't dis the sucky! *slurp*
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Mr.Vasquez:*slurp slurp*
~*mass panic spreads in a near by crowd as people start to run past them,bumping the two*~
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*growls a little but keeps moving*
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Mr.Vasquez:..um...correct me if I'm wrong but shouldn't we be moving AROUND the panic?
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Why? do the humans have you scared?
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Mr.Vasquez:*glasses glare*....it's what they're running form that has me unnerved
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arent they running from the store you just tore to shreds? or do you think Nny is around...
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Mr.Vasquez:.....Nny.....but he should still have most of his personality..of course right now he's most likely not in the mood to talk.....i think the smart thing to do is wait this out and stay out of sight
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if hes hunting you will that help at all?
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Mr.Vasquez:...dude...i MADE him.....i think I'm the most suited to talk to him when he clams down.............or when he tries to kill himself....
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but he cant really die..so whats the use of him trying?..again...
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Mr.Vasquez:...hell even i don't know....i just thought i'd be something funny to put in the books
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well, while it worked perfectly to showcase his internal anguish and frustration and truly bring out the "limbo" motive, hestill didnt die... i mean he did, bt only temporarily sooo...
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Mr.Vasquez:....yeah....i really don't want to talk about it...
*A severed human head lands at your feet*
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Hmmm...usually im the one who takes these offf...*kicks it away nonschalantly and continues moving down the street* come on mr. Vasquez..were nearly out of the city...
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Mr.Vasquez:....look,maybe you "can't die"...but I CAN!....I'm not going right into a dangerous situation
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And with me around, you cant die either..trust me, one man, be it Nny or whoever, cannot hold their own against me..
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Mr.Vasquez:*takes a step forward*....let's hope you're right...
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The mere fact that i am still standing here after destorying all your inner demons at once should be giving you atleast some consolation, shouldnt it?
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Mr.Vasquez:*while walking*...Hmmm..hey do you think those skeletal fans found any remains of any of 'em?
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I dont know if they had remains to begin with..werent they just a ragdoll, two pieces of stereofoam, some..porcelkan looking thing and a giant mess of tentacles?
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Mr.Vasquez:..well if you think about it Sickness would almost HAVE to have a skeleton
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~*Nny bursts out of the crowd,leaping over a baby and killing it then bolting around the two*~
Mr.Vasquez:..O___o...Oh shi-----
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*simply keeps walking, not being phased the slightest little bit*
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Mr.Vasquez:...WELL?!..aren't you gonna do something?!
Nny:*looks over*
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*turns around* you jsut had to catch his attantion didnt you?
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Mr.Vasquez:....O___o!?
Nny:*charges holding his knives up*
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*gestures and blows him back several meters*
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Nny;*picks himself up getting a better look at what just happened*
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yah..think before you leap..ever heard that one Nny?
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Nny:*with his soft creepy voice*...who...who are you?
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*lowers his hand* A fan...and an obstacle in this case...
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Nny:...a fan? *circles around looking at both of you*....
Jhonen:*nervously waves*
Nny:*snorts and growls*.........*looks at you*...how did you do that?.....do you work for the moose?
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*waves hand and looks away annoyed* enough with those moose...no i work for noone..at the moment im just protecting him *gestures with his palm towards jhonen*
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Nny:*gets up in Jhonen's face,glaring*........i remember you.........didn't i almost kill you?
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*my eyes flahs and a barrier of red energies, writhing aroundm comes between Nny and Jhonen...* Back off, big guy..i said im protecting him...that means from you too...
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Nny:*leaps back,his skeletal thin structure can be seen inside the little coat he's wearing**he lands on a thin guard-rail without fail*.....me?...need protection?
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um..i was talking to you...hence noe, i ment protecting Jhonen...
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Jhonen:*nervously nods*
Nny:*his glare shifts back over to you*......Why?
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