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At long last, you may all bear witness to the adorable awesomeness of Alekzander CyberBreaker's greatest strength!"GO! MY INVINCIBLE METALLIC MINIONS! CHIBIIII DEATH...BRIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE!"
As creating duplicate models of the already erratic and powerful CyberBreaker was a thoroughly inefficient and costly procedure, the Oedipus Syndicate and the WBRO organization came to an agreement. Instead of fully completed CyberBreaker units, the WBRO would craft cut down versions of the CyberBreaker model, smaller, more easily produced units that would act as his assistants.
And thus, the legendary Chibi-Breaker units were born!
They are tiny!
They are adorable!
They are all certifiably insane!
And they all...have a weakness for muffins?!
...Am I reading this right?
...Anyway! The Chibi Breakers are Cyber's strongest trump card! A never-ending tidal wave of mischievous, chibi-fied death, Chibi-Breaker units can be produced by the dozens, enabling a constant supply of reinforcements in any situation!
Pictured here are just nine of the currentlly known Chibi variants:
In the bottom left, we have Saw-Chibi! Armed with a version of the Darkbreaker's Chain Edge gauntlets, Saw-Chibi just charges in head-first, flailing wildly! No ankle is safe from his terrible wrath!
Next to Saw-Chibi, we have Scythe-Chibi! Equipped with jet boosters in all of his limbs, the energy given off by these engines creates a small-scale version of the Darkbreaker's Cronos Deathscythe! Also equipped with a built-in caffeine generator to duplicate the time-distorting speeds of the original Deathscythe, and a penchant for doing Bruce Lee moves, Scythe-chibi is a miniaturized martial artist on a permanent sugar high!
Above them is the second-heaviest hitter of all the Chibis: Buster-Chibi! Wielding a small scale version of the Darkbreaker's Judgement Breaker, he can actually do considerable damage to an enemy unit!
Behind him is the vicious and cunning Cannon-Chibi. Armed with a Chibi variant of the Darkbreaker's Howling Fang, this version of Chibi is known for it's preference of hiding out of range and sniping away with it's powerful shoulder cannons. In large numbers, these Chibis can handle even the toughest of ranged opponents!
Near the top, we have the infamous aerial specialist of the Chibis: Wing Chibi!...who is also quite probably the most insane of the lot. Easily identifiable by the 'bnnneoooooow! sound effect they all insist on making, the Wing Chibis are plagued by any number of personality defects, like a five second attention span, a habit of chasing anything sparkly, breaking off from a target to chase a nearby butterfly, replacing their fuel reserves with pudding in case they want a snack, or this prize jewel, which occurred during CyberBreaker's getting lost in a canyon maze:
Cyber: WING-CHIBI! Use your advanced navigation hardware to find me a way out of here!
Wing: Ad...vanced...who-sis?....oooooooooh, that beep-y thing! I left that at home!
Cyber: Wh...WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?! WHY?!
Wing: To make room for the muffin!
*pops open top of head, pulls out a muffin and starts munching*
Cyber was seen shortly afterwards, banging his head repeatedly against a wall.
Another one to look out for is Chain-Chibi! They wanted to be called Spider Chibis, but due to copyright reasons, they got stuck with this. They are highly agile, due to their ability to create chain 'webs' to swing on, but are also rather klutzy, crashing into and tangling up their allies and one another just as much as they do their opponents. Many painful collisions with walls, trees and other hard surfaces will ensue wherever these little guys are involved.
Saber-Chibis, on the other hand, are a different story. Along with the Buster-Chibis, they are probably the most normal of all the Chibi Variants. Unlike the Buster-Chibis, however, who tend to be fairly solitary, Saber-Chibis have shown distinctive strategic and command tendencies, actually able to marshal other Chibi forces into some form of organization. The presence of a single Saber-Chibi can almost double the threat level of a Chibi force, and they are to be targeted as a highest priority!
However, they are weak to Japanese cooking, and will all too gladly desert their posts for the bribe of a rice-ball or free sushi.
...don't ask.
Anyway, coming down to the end, we have the epic and awesome HAMMER CHIBI! One of the rarest of Chibi variants, only two have been sighted in the six months that the CyberBreaker has been active. No-one knows as yet what weapon of the Darkbreaker's it is based off of, but the Hammer Chibi's epic battlecry of: Titanium...HAM-MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! can be heard across the battlefield, right before it plummets from the skies and pounds you senseless! No energy field or shield can block it, for the TITANIUM HAMMER SMASHES ALL OBSTACLES IN THE PATH OF VICTORYYYYYYYY!
The hardest-hitting of all Chibis, the Hammer Chibi is an extraodinarily difficult opponent, as it's BURNING HOTBLOOD OF MANLY AWESOMENESS renders it capable of cranking any battle's awesomeness UP TO ELEVEN.
And finally, we have Pyro-Chibi. Armed with the Darkbreaker's Chain-Immolators, Pyro-Chibis are, in a word, BATSHIT INSANE. Laughing crazily, Pyro-Chibis are, exactly as their name suggests, pyromaniacs of the worst kind. A Pyro-Chibi would actually sit down and spend HOURS trying to get WATER to catch on fire.
And for some strange reason, they all seem to worship S.Z. Chimera like a god.
*sarcasm* Now gee, I wonder why that could be-No, NO, S.Z! Not the face, NOT THE-YEEEEOW!
*rolls around flailing with a faceful of flames*
*cough* ...A-anyways, this concludes the information on the CyberBreaker's Chibi Death Brigade!
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!!!!!!! this is the most cutest thing ever!!!! T____T!!!!! Can I haz the one with the cute kitty face and razor sharp wings!!! lol the wing - chibi sounds like GIR!!!! ^_^ which makes it even more cuter!!!! kyaa!!!!!!! ^///////////////////^ they are all so cute... but EPIC Cute .... T____T how can you make cute ... epic.... that spells
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Bneeeeoooooow!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
No, actually I can't think of a much worse way to go than being mauled by a hundred tiny psychotic robotic things. Except maybe being mauled by an army of Prinnies.
I'm not great with muffins, but I can make a mean waffle. And before you ask, yes, I tried muffin mix in my waffle iron, once. The result was not pretty. Cake mix works pretty well, though.
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...Cake mix, huh? I should remember to try that out one of these days...
The Chibi Death Brigade are like a Zerg Rush! Except...more cute and silly, but with more than enough psycho to go around.
Heh, I just drew the wing Chibi in that pose and I just KNEW he had to be going "Bneeeeeooowwww!" along with it! It was just too hilarious to pass up!
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Chibi Death Rush!
I think I would start laughing if I heard somebody yell that... On the battlefield... Now I want a nendo! Dooood! Division Omega nendoroids! IT MUST HAPPEN! Especially Elisa. :3
And I'd laugh again when I saw the little squad flying through the air yelling their battle cry.
*Feels something bumping against his boot*
What the -? A little guy with a chainsaw?
*STOMP!*
Problem solved.
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Unfortunately, the Chibi-Breakers are protected by the invulnerability of comic-relief. Meaning you can stomp, stab, shoot and blow them up all you want, they'll just get hilariously wounded in one way or another, i.e. flat as a pancake, charred, bandaged, etc etc.
Actually, most of the time, they're not really around for anything other than comic relief.
Random Chibi: FOR MUFFINS!
Elisa: Awwwwww, he's ADORABLEEE! *squeals* Come here, you cute little thing~! *starts cuddling Chibi like a stuffed toy, despite frantic flailing*
...*twitch* And yet for some reason...I feel...strangely envious of the little bastards...!*sob*
OH MY GOD DIVISION OMEGA NENDOROIDS. IT MUST BE DONE. NAOW!
Also, in swarm numbers, the Chibis are a force to be FEARED. If anything, at least for the fact you might die of laughter. But they do get serious on rare occasions.
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Death by mechanical Chibis. Well, I guess there could be Worse things in life. XD
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I guess.
Except when dealing with Saw-Chibis. Those guys REDEFINE the phrase 'Ankle-Biters!'
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Oh yes, I would imagine they would.
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PFFFT--GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!--WOAH*falls out of chair*
Hee, hee..chibis!? That is freaking hilarious!! SZ worshipped as a god?? Well, THAT is a good way to get mutiny started.
Cyber: GO, PYRO-CHIBIS!!
Pyro: no.
Cyber: WHAT!?
Pyro: SZ gave us a box of muffins!!
LOL! What the HECK were Black and the others thinking!?
Black:....Kaze, why are episodes of Invader Zim on a WBRO mainframe??
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Kaze: *shrugs* Beats me.
*long pause, during which Crimson is noted to be sneaking out of the facility's rear exit*
Black: *facepalm* Note to self: Fire old guards...
*several grenades later*
...and now get new ones.
And yes, the Wing Chibi IS in fact based off of GIR! It was too good an idea to pass up!
Wing: Now I'm gonna sing the Doom Song!
Cyber: AUGH OH GOD NO ANYTHING BUT THAT! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *flees*
As for the one responsible for the actual production of the Chibis, you can blame that SQUARELY on Cyberbreaker. The CARDINAL bosses of North and West may have come up with the concept, but it was only after Cyber stole their prototype anti-BH battlecruiser, and gained access to it's built-in production facilities, that he began to mass produce these little bastards.
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Ah, the Doom Song. Have fun with that, Bolt Brain! Did'nt think about that, did ya?
Oh, you think me doing that was just it? I had Elisa hack WBRO HQ and play a non-stop loop of the Doom Song AND the ending theme from Barney the Purple Dinosaur. See, I can be evil, too!
An anti-BH? Black, Von Talon, sorry. You can't beat a badass battleship with a cosplaying AI serving as the soul of it.
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Essentially, the anti-BH, renamed White Tartarus by Cyber after he stole it, was just a regular warship, built based off of constant observation of the BH. It was only once Cyber started using it as a base that he started turning it into a place to live, as well as a weapon of war. A lot of it's physical specs are similar to BH, but that's about it. There's no word yet on if it has an AI, but the entire thing seems programmed with the same nuttiness as the Chibi Breakers.
Either way, BH wins on adorableness alone, thanks to the ever-cute Elisa and her array of costumes!
...Tell anyone I said that and I'll shoot you out of BH's main cannon.
...BARNEY?! Oh my God you are the WORST kind of criminal. I shudder at the mere thought of those poor WBRO employees...Dude, breaking out some kind of genocidal nerve gas would have been more humane!
...Of course, now we get to watch the stoic Walter Black flip the fuck out at the slightest mention of the color purple, so...WORTH IT!
*Random WBRO walks past, humming the Doom Song*
GRENADE'D!
Walter Black: *twitch* Effective immediately, the WBRO will not be responsible for any unfortunate incidents that may occur at the mention of the words "Purple" and "Doom".
Heh heh...I think it'll be a while before he shakes that one off...
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Don't worry, bro, I won't tell.( If SZ sees this is when you'll be screwed)
LOL! I brought back some baaaad memories, did'nt I? And remember, Black's suit IS purple.
*Black walks past mirror...that I set up*
Black:*twitch*.....damn. *punches mirror* I am going to KILL that annoying brat.
Crux: Sir, there seems to be an intruder in our R&D department.
Walter: *raises gatlings* Is it Crimson?
Crux: No, and that's what odd. It seems to be a small green creature and a robotic trashcan.
Walter: What?
MUHAHAHAHAAA! That's right, I showed THEM how to get into WBRO HQ! I also set up a muffin bar in the lobby.
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Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
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Well like I said, he's screwed. *laughs*
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Pretty much. You too, in a way, since he's probably gonna blame you. Bye now! *happy wave and run*
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Ah. Might have a point there. I'm gonna go camp out in some remote mountains....
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...Aaaaaaand this is why the next time I think about this stuff, I should just get Elisa to run me over in advance.
It's prooooooobably safer.
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I could have Samantha lend a hand.
Samantha: Only if you do something to get it, too.
Cold....
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*sweat* Heh, uh...I'm good, thanks.
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...So THAT's why all of the mirrors in that other WBRO facility were smashed when we broke in...
And the muffin bar would explain the tidal wave of "YATTA!"-ing Chibi's swarming towards the WBRO's Northwestern facility...
Random Chibi: FOR THE ROYALTY! FOR MUFFINS!
*stampedes over Cyberbreaker*
Cyber:...In the two weeks since I've started producing these things, I've been beat up more times than I have in the last six months...
*passes out*
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LOL! Chaos for the WBRO! GO CHIBIS, GOOOOO!
Black: CRIMSON!! *gatling fire*
CrapcrapcrapcrapcrapCRAAAAP!!*dodging ensues*
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Also, PS: Just what the &%#$ were the various syndicate heads thinking of when they did this!?
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Actually, they weren't thinking too much about this...They just considered the designs. But when Cyber stole their prototype Anti-BH warship, he also got it's extensive production facilities, meaning HE's the brains behind this insanity.
...which I think is a vague insult at me, since he IS a copy...
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A major insult, at least to him. He can't even program the loyalty protocol properly! ...which, considering that he stole from the guys who made him, is more of an insult to them as well.
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...Then again, these Chibis ARE sort of scaled down versions of him, and since he's a copy of me, then technically so are they.
The end result of which is that we're all crazy, and I really really need my head examined...
Walter Black: I KNEW I should have paid extra for the upgraded security...Inferior human guards...!
Von Talon: *writes sign* "Haven't you ever watched 'I, Robot'? You really should have seen this coming."
Walter: *twitch* Oh, shut up.
Von Talon: *scribble* "X3"
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...the mental image of TALON making a smilie like that is.... Pffhaha haa haaa haaa!
Hey, c'mon alter, give 'em a break, how are you supposed to be serious when you work for a guy called Walt Disney?
...Wait, Talon watches movies? *evil glint* Ke ke ke... info get!
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...I need to draw a picture of Talon holding up that sign. Actually, I think the sign schtick will work perfectly! What with his lack of talking...or facial expression...or a face...
As for movies...don't tell anyone I said this, but dragon related movies are to him what Twilight is to me.
Except in my case, I tend to rant and rave angrily, whereas he just writes a really big sign of outraged handwriting and lots of angry smilies.
He loved Pirates of the Caribbean though, but that's probably mostly just because of all of the epic gold and treasure in the first one...
...Why is NO-ONE on Eternity's End even the slightest bit sane?
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Heh heh, make him watching something funny, look like he didn't notice it, then put up the sign when no-one's looking. Or, nah, whatever else works. XD
there aren't many dragon-related movies where the dragon is either powerful or it wins... they're mostly just sappy dragons or ones that get their scaly behinds kicked. I can relate to him on that account.
...I haven't seen pirates of the caribean 3 or 4. I need to see them... DX
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Except for the old movie Dragonheart.
BEST GODDAMN DRAGON MOVIE OF ALL TIME.
The dragon was a good guy, and what's more, he was voiced by SEAN CONNERY!
Talon's got the original DVD of it hidden in his desk drawer, and has watched it about a million times already...
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I heard there was a sequel... never watched it.
...on a sie note, I finally got past that jerk blockhead! ...first time after going back at him, too... *facepalm*
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Wait, WHAT? There was a SEQUEL?! HELL no, I'm not watching that! I'm perfectly happy with the first one, thank you very much!
...Man, I hate it when that happens!
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Just what I've heard, I never tried to confirm it (for obvious reasons).
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Muahahahahahahahaaaahaaaaaaa! I am a GOD!!!
...to a bunch of miniature, cute, utterly psychotic little pyromaniacs.
...eeeeh, it's a start. A pretty good one, too! *hugs a pyro*
Anyways, back to business! *holds up muffin* *points to Cyberbreaker* mutiny anyone?
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Admit it, you know you love them.
Pyro leader: FOR THE ROYALTY!
Pyro Chibis: FOR MUFFINS! YATTA!ker
*tidal wave of Pyro-Chibis swamps Cyberbreaker*
Cyber: GAAH! I AM YOUR MASTER! YOW! STOP TRYING TO LIGHT MY FACE ON FIRE!
*pause, followed by the sound of flames*
Cyber: AAAAAAAUGH! NOT THE HAIR! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG IT TOOK TO POLISH THAT?!
...suddenly I feel a strange kinship with that insane mechanical double of mine...
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Ooh, wonderful work my loyal followers! By the words of your god, keep up the damn good work! Yahahahahaa!
Ooh, I just love having an army of insane little pyromaniacs at my disposal!
Kinship? Well, yeah, I kinda set your hair on fire every other day, so I'm sure you can relate.
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T_T yes, I know...*fizzle*
My poor, poor hair...
*fwoomp*
...DAMN YOOOOOU PYRO CHIBIIIIIIIS! *flails around with head on fire while the Pyro-Chibis escape with a platter of muffins, cackling insanely*
Cyber: *twitching on the floor* But they were supposed to be MY followers...!
Hammer-Chibi: *appears from nowhere* GOLDIONNN...*coughcough* I mean...TITANIUMMMMM...HAM-MAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
PWNED!
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Aww. look at them, they'r taking after me! *sniffs* they're all growing up so fast...! *lip tremble and sparkle-eyes*
*pats hammer chibi on the head* Good boy! You wanna muffin? *holds one out*
Oh, btw, these guys should totally have helium-voices.
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Hammer Chibi: For the sake of muffins, there is no enemy I shall not smite! My righteous hammer of awesome will HAMMER HELL and HAMMER HEAVEN! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!?!
*random explosions in the background as a giant flag with the symbol of a flaming muffin whips epically in the wind*
Cyberbreaker: *facepalm* I swear to God, they programmed the Hammer series in f*cking Caps Lock...!
But of course! Any other kind of voice would simply take away from their adorable awesomeness!
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Whooo! I LOVE these little guys! C'mon Darkie, can I keep them all, please please please? *puppy dog eyes*
Wait, who the hell do you think I am... in helium voice? OH GOD! CHIPMUNK VOICED KAMINA! CANNOT UNTHINK IT! Asdfjklsasdf-!!! *flops over holding head*
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...PFFFHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's the first time I've ever gotten somebody to freak out like that! HAHAHAHAHA!
Ch-chipmunk voiced Kamina...! HAH! I never even thought of that!
Man, that is so ridiculously awesome it's hilarious! HAHAHAHAHA!
And no WAY am I letting you keep one of those little psychos on my ship! You've got your plushie already! If we gather that much cute into one location, the Universe might implode!
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*bangs head on wall* I hate you so much right now... even though I must admit, it would be absolutely gut-bustingly hilarious.
...no... no little psychos for me...?
*evil looming glower* I do not care if the universe implodes, I will have my psychotic cuteness or else.
...On a side note you notice my cute little plushies? Aww! *smiles waaaay too innocently*
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HAHAHAHAHA*cough cough cough* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh God,that was just too hilarious.An army of Chibi Cyber-Breaker?What next, CyberBreaker get some sort of Reality Marble that spawn these chibis endlessly?
Tsuki-chan:You DO realise what happens when you tempt fate right?
Shishi
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CyberBreaker: *epic grin* ...So now, as I pray...
Me: Oh, sonofa...
Cyber: UNLIMITED...CHIBI...WOOOOOOOOOOORKS!
*tidal wave of Chibi-Breakers rears up from the horizon*
Massed Chibi-Breaker forces: YATTA!
Heh...so be it then you mechanical faker! *sweeps arm out to the side*
ELISA! ACTIVATE ANTI CHIBI-BREAKER DEFENSES! Codename...
GATE...OF...MUFFIIIIN!
CyberBreaker:...Oh you did NOT just do that joke.
*watches as muffins rain down from the skies, immediately neutralizing the Chibi-Breaker Army*
Screw you, metalhead! Don't underestimate the baking skills of the almighty Darkbreaker! *epic pose*
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These guys remind me so much of Gir... *long pause* I think I need an aspirin...
And uhh... you want some help? Ice could cool ya down a bit... 
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Gir was actually the inspiration for the Wing Chibi. Come on you knew I had to have at LEAST one nutty Chibi running around!
CyberBreaker: Hah, he got that idea from me!
Wing: No he didn't!
Cyber : SILENCE!
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Oh man... I can see my obituary already... Seegan Nexus, 16, died tragically yet comedically at the same time while being trampled by mechanized chibis with an obsession for muffins...
Not if I had anything to say about it! Josh! GET ME OUTTA HERE!
Joshua: Yes, and don't call me that... *opens portal*
Here's a parting gift... *throws a muffin-shaped bomb*
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