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[EDIT : NOW UPGRADED WITH EPIC NEW LINEART AND COLORS THANKS TO THE AWESOME AND RESPECTIVELY. 8D ]ALSO NOW WITH DANMAKU STATS PUT IN, SEE THE END OF DESCRIPTION FOR INFO]
Theme music: www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Iikvhโฆ
The bane of main characters everywhere, and more than often the OTHER side as well.
Two characters who are renowned above all others in the art of being the supreme badasses of trolling-and Hazama doesn't count, as he's just an IMMENSE DICK.
Shu Shirakawa, the man said to have a phD in the art of badass, who has spent his career utterly terrifying the living bejeezus out of every Super Robot Wars player who has EVER heard the Dark Prison theme begin to play, thereby turning a supposedly simple stage into a nightmare of tactics and 'OHSHITOHSHITOHSHITWHYISHEHERE'.
Yukari Yakumo, the otherworldly Honorable Sage who moves through the background of Gensokyo, the undisputed mastermind behind the day to day running of the Eastern Wonderland, youkai of the boundaries, and the one who appears solely to crush any and all those who threaten the land she watches over.
Both known for appearing at thoroughly unexpected moments, and both known for their arrivals signalling IMMENSE AMOUNTS OF PAIN AND SUFFERING for one or both sides of any conflict.
Their motives known only to them, and the true degree of their machinations only ever truly discovered on the moment they finally enact their endgames...
...it was only a matter of time before the man at the heart of Shin Neo Granzon and the lady who rules the boundaries of existence finally met.
And when they did, the single most terrifying alliance in the multiverse may have been formed.
Because as it turns out, those of a similar mindset DO attract. Or at least get along quite well.
As a result, the midnight blue colossus of gravity has been spotted in the realms of Gensokyo from time to time, Dr. Shirakawa on his way to...whatever the hell it is he does in his meetings with the border youkai.
Likewise have reports come in to La Gias of a strange, gold-haired woman being spotted in the company of the elusive doctor, with powers said to rival even that of the fearsome Shin Neo Granzon he pilots.
As to the question of just HOW close these two are connected, no-one's yet been suicidal or insane enough to ask.
On the other hand, even if you did ask them, what are the chances of EITHER of them giving you a straight answer?
Or at least, one that doesn't end with the words "Abandoned Line: Aimless Journey to the Abandoned Station~!" or "Black Hole Cluster...HASHA!"
...yeah, didn't think so. T^T
Danmaku Modes:
Granzon A (normal): With Yukari's power over borders, the Granzon's attacks can now outright ignore special defenses, hitting every target for true damage regardless of magical or technological protection. In addition to that, Yukari herself takes a direct role by using her gaps to redirect some attacks into more vulnerable points on the target. A tremendous field surrounds the Granzon as well, automatically slowing down anything caught in it and allowing it to easily circumnavigate even the most intense crossfires without so much as a scratch.
Granzon B (Focused): Transforming into the monstrous Shin Neo Granzon, Shu's mastery of his machine's terrifying power is all too obvious here. Myriad calculations have allowed him to mesh the powerful gravitational control of the Granzon with Yukari's gaps to automatically return over 50% of enemy attacks directly to their source, and all dealing the same flat damage as the Shin Neo Granzon's normal attacks. In addition to this, the immense distortion surrounding the Granzon no longer slows enemy attacks, but instead, merely blunts them, reducing all damage taken by 75%.
*Note: These percentages may well be increased even further, however, their sense of whimsy has led to them leaving it at that level, as it's not quite as much fun if the other team doesn't have at least SOME chance...*
**SPECIAL**
Spellcards: Like many of the other teams, this terrifying alliance also has access to such techniques, combining both youkai and mecha moves into devastating expressions of power. UNLIKE other teams, however...Shu and Yukari have added a special flair of their own. With every Spell Break successfully achieved against it...the Shin Neo Granzon has a 50% recurring chance of instantly reusing the same spellcard at no additional cost.
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Another picture from my Armored Gensokyo fic, this one for the ever enigmatic Yakumo Yukari, and the always ominous Shu Shirakawa!
...because seriously, these two fit together so well, WHY HAS NO-ONE ELSE DONE THIS IN WRITING BEFORE
And yes. Granzon A and B are simply Normal and Focused modes. Yes, Shu is broken like that. AND YUKARI PROBABLY DIDN'T HELP MUCH ON THAT ACCOUNT EITHER.
My Armored Gensokyo works can be found here: magnumphoenixzx.deviantart.comโฆ
Check it out for more antics involving the greatest Armored Core of them all, and his encounter with THE STRONGEST fairy of Gensokyo!
See you there!
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Comments: 169
Vajrei [2020-04-29 03:11:06 +0000 UTC]
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Hvymtllvr16 [2016-08-29 22:42:43 +0000 UTC]
The only way this could be worse was if zelretch came into the picture.
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Leonitus In reply to Hvymtllvr16 [2018-03-18 13:28:02 +0000 UTC]
Their child would be Zelretch.
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Hvymtllvr16 In reply to Leonitus [2018-03-18 21:54:49 +0000 UTC]
that honestly makes no sense
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Leonitus In reply to Hvymtllvr16 [2018-03-18 22:38:51 +0000 UTC]
When it comes to these two pairing up, how much sense exactly are you honestly expecting?
That said, the two do share similarities with Zelretch. Yukari eats humans from time to time, same as Zelretch, she lurks in another dimension, much like Zelretch does often, both her and Shu are geniuses much like Zelretch. I honestly don't see why it couldn't work. If these two are already meeting up then it's not too much to throw Zelretch in there.
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TheDarkbreaker In reply to Hvymtllvr16 [2016-08-29 23:36:47 +0000 UTC]
YEP
AHAHAHHAHAHAA
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Hvymtllvr16 In reply to TheDarkbreaker [2016-08-30 01:06:11 +0000 UTC]
God save the multiverse if that happens
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outbreak21093 [2014-08-20 01:12:13 +0000 UTC]
So that's what Shu looks like, huh? And the fact that you made a comment about making them a pairing scares me a bit...
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TheDarkbreaker In reply to outbreak21093 [2014-08-22 12:07:11 +0000 UTC]
IKR
And yeah, that's Shu. The man with supernatural intelligence, who has trolled literally all but one character across all of the Super Robot Wars games, and is essentially action for action, the Yukari of the whole series.
THEY WERE MEANT FOR EACH OTHER
I SWEAR
OTP MODE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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outbreak21093 In reply to TheDarkbreaker [2014-08-23 09:37:39 +0000 UTC]
I honestly hope that they have a kid, just for the way that would make everyone run and hide, as you know that they will teach it their ways~
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TheDarkbreaker In reply to outbreak21093 [2014-08-23 20:51:04 +0000 UTC]
*stage whisper*ย THEY WILL HAVE A KID
AND PROBABLY A DAUGHTER
8D
Enjoy all the ideas and images that should give you.
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outbreak21093 In reply to TheDarkbreaker [2014-08-23 22:59:42 +0000 UTC]
Ohh god, that will be epic! The world will never be the same! XD Will the universe creak and shatter from having a third super troll? I can just imagine the paling faces at hearing that Yukari is pregnant... Unless, of course, Shu is the pregnant one. I DON'T EVEN FEEL BAD FOR THAT MENTAL IMAGE!
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TheDarkbreaker In reply to outbreak21093 [2014-08-28 18:29:54 +0000 UTC]
The exact circumstances of said child's birth will forever remain a mystery, lost to the ages...8'D
And I could make her a super troll...but then again, it might be more awesome to make a her a sort of 'princess tsundere' kinda personality.
8D
Direct compliments to her will be met by an embarrassed hail of black holes to the face.
Think of her like Yukari, age sixteen.
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outbreak21093 In reply to TheDarkbreaker [2014-08-30 23:10:09 +0000 UTC]
Soo... Yukari, but one year younger?
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TheDarkbreaker In reply to outbreak21093 [2014-09-02 13:01:40 +0000 UTC]
PFFT
Yeah, sure.
8'D
Cuz, yknow, Yukari's practically a maiden, blooming in the flower of youth, and totally not BBA-*BLACK HOLED*
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outbreak21093 In reply to TheDarkbreaker [2014-09-10 10:53:33 +0000 UTC]
That was just asking for it... *snickers*
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ShadowofSteel [2013-09-27 20:06:36 +0000 UTC]
I am loving this picture.ย Truly amazing.
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TheDarkbreaker In reply to ShadowofSteel [2013-09-28 03:15:45 +0000 UTC]
Heh heh, now you get why I've been so hungry to give all of the Armored G pics this treatment before revealing them!
LOOK AT IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
8D
I mean, they were evil, and smug and awesome in pencil, but now...
OH MAN IT IS AWESOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME!
8D
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TyrantChimera [2013-09-24 03:03:00 +0000 UTC]
You do such good lines, and they did such awesome colours!
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TheDarkbreaker In reply to TyrantChimera [2013-09-24 22:07:02 +0000 UTC]
I know right?
Well, okay, my lines aren't THAT great, as evidenced by the occasional grumble from Mist, and I only really colored the big guy in the background.
BUT IT LOOKS SO GOOD ANYWAY
8D
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HarbingerOfTheWorld [2013-09-24 02:23:59 +0000 UTC]
OH MY GOD IT'S NOW IN GLORIOUS COLOR!
So we finally have some stats for this team, eh?
Well, after a few seconds of study, I have come to a scientifically sound conclusion:
Anyone who gets on their bad side is screwed six ways to Monday. Or any day of the week, really.
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TheDarkbreaker In reply to HarbingerOfTheWorld [2013-09-24 02:49:16 +0000 UTC]
Screw weeks, I think we're into MONTHS now. o_O
AND YES
GLORIOUS GLORIOUS COLOR
8D
8'D
IT'S BEAUTIFUL, MAN
...AND SCARY.
Admittedly, I kinda made up the stats on the spot, so I'm still a bit iffy about how 'fitting' they are, as compared to the others so far. Made more difficult by the fact that they don't have options for partners.
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HarbingerOfTheWorld In reply to TheDarkbreaker [2013-09-24 03:12:22 +0000 UTC]
Well, they feel fitting to me. Then again, I always assumed Shu and Yukari would be overpowered in anything they show up in, so there is that.
I think it should be left at screwed six ways from every day, ever. That seems about accurate.
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TheDarkbreaker In reply to HarbingerOfTheWorld [2013-09-24 22:22:42 +0000 UTC]
I suppose.
Though I did think it was hilariously fitting that, rather than have two separate versions, they're the same character, just capable of switching between Granzon and Shin Neo Granzon freely. XD
...not to mention the fact that Yukari is out there fighting alongside the Granzon as well, so you really DO have to fight both at once!
o_O
Eff your everything, man, GAME OVER!
...and then they drink tea together on the Granzon's hand, backlit by the romantic flames of your burning body...army...country...planet...etc.
Some relationships just really should not be allowed to happen.
Ever.
O_O;
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HarbingerOfTheWorld In reply to TheDarkbreaker [2013-09-25 00:17:42 +0000 UTC]
And yet, this one is happening. And it works. Waaaaaay too well.
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TheDarkbreaker In reply to HarbingerOfTheWorld [2013-09-25 02:32:00 +0000 UTC]
...oh you have no idea...
BUT YOU WILL WITH THE NEXT CHAPTER.
>8D
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RickAkemi In reply to HarbingerOfTheWorld [2013-09-24 16:48:49 +0000 UTC]
I've beat yukari on Lunatic, so YMMV
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EnemyAceZero [2013-09-24 01:04:22 +0000 UTC]
That is the bravest table around, and the scariest tea set in existence.
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TheDarkbreaker In reply to EnemyAceZero [2013-09-24 02:50:51 +0000 UTC]
...
You sir, win the whole comments section for that line. 8'D
Table of GAR, tea set of DOOM.
8D
...oh man, I so totally need to make that an actual thing. XD
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ShadowFox777 In reply to TheDarkbreaker [2013-09-26 06:25:52 +0000 UTC]
Wait... didn't I mention something about the table being bad ass during the coloring? like... they could probably kill people with it? Or something... oh this guy Is good. Applause, my good man. Applause.
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TheDarkbreaker In reply to ShadowFox777 [2013-09-27 01:25:33 +0000 UTC]
IKR?!
I mean, DAMN, is there NOTHING these two can't make look scary and ominous?!
Or at least cause to evolve into memetic items of badassery and terror in their own right.
Chances are, probably not. XD
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ShadowFox777 In reply to TheDarkbreaker [2013-10-05 06:18:55 +0000 UTC]
Probably not indeed.
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EnemyAceZero In reply to TheDarkbreaker [2013-09-24 03:08:49 +0000 UTC]
That table alone can destroy armies of Mooks by it's self, and that Tea Set has dropped more colonies than All of Zeon.
And that is not even getting to the Tea, the scariest is the unknown!
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TheDarkbreaker In reply to EnemyAceZero [2013-09-24 22:27:02 +0000 UTC]
Oh my god this is freaking epic.
XD
I totally need to do a little offscreen bonus scene or something along these lines. 8D
NOT THE TEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA
D8
...seriously though, why isn't there an option to fave comments, this is brilliant. XD
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RickAkemi In reply to EnemyAceZero [2013-09-24 15:51:24 +0000 UTC]
I guarantee you what happens should you DRINK the tea will be more incomprehensible and Mindwarpingly TWISTED than anything the human consciousness could ever have a prayer of handling. Horrors so rich and deliciously terrifying that even the Unborn cry upon birth in abject fear in an inescapable living nightmare.
now ask thyself. how many times has that table had that tea spilled on it........?
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EnemyAceZero In reply to RickAkemi [2013-09-25 03:42:52 +0000 UTC]
With the powers at work, do you really think the Tea spills? I think the Tea spilling may have a Dynamic Kill animation if it does.
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RickAkemi In reply to EnemyAceZero [2013-09-26 00:43:50 +0000 UTC]
but of course! the DKA would involve the mortal victim being exposed to the evils and terrors of the cosmos, seeing all that was, is, and will be, and reliving every terrible memory they've every been exposed to. its not the tea boring through the skull and melting the brain that kills them.....although which is worse is quite debatable....
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EnemyAceZero In reply to RickAkemi [2013-09-26 01:02:05 +0000 UTC]
The Kaiser Ephas of beverages. Try it warm!
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nonamegivenatall In reply to EnemyAceZero [2015-10-27 15:46:39 +0000 UTC]
I'm pretty sure it'd be the tea equivalent of Kusuha's drinks.
IF you can survive it you'll be pretty damn tough.
IF being the key word there.
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EnemyAceZero In reply to nonamegivenatall [2015-10-27 19:29:49 +0000 UTC]
That Drink can break the Jaw of a lesser drink.
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RickAkemi In reply to EnemyAceZero [2013-09-26 01:03:55 +0000 UTC]
warm? no. there's only one temperature for such drinks. Freshly Steeped. anything else is a disservice.
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EnemyAceZero In reply to RickAkemi [2013-09-27 03:24:17 +0000 UTC]
I meant "Warm with the crushed wills of the protagonist." To get it hot you need a world frighten of you.
Now think who likes there tea hot?
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RickAkemi In reply to EnemyAceZero [2013-09-27 23:10:58 +0000 UTC]
shit, I do. *drinks that shit without side effects*
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Bryntendo In reply to EnemyAceZero [2013-09-24 15:47:44 +0000 UTC]
I feel I must also add my seal of approval to... you.
*Stamps.*
*Bows.* All hail.
*Walks off.* All hail...
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Bryntendo [2013-09-23 11:03:17 +0000 UTC]
www.troll.me/images/bender/welโฆ
F***.
F***ing f***.
F***f***eryf***mcf***-a-f***.
F***f***ingf***f***f***mcf***ingtonf***'sworth.
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TheDarkbreaker In reply to Bryntendo [2013-09-24 02:51:22 +0000 UTC]
THIS SEEMS LIKE AN APPROPRIATE RESPONSE
DID YOU SEE THOSE ABILITIES?!
DAFUUUUUUUUUUU-
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Bryntendo In reply to TheDarkbreaker [2013-09-24 07:11:58 +0000 UTC]
F***! F***! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU**!!!!
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