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mlpfan8888 [2013-10-24 11:06:29 +0000 UTC]

Sonic no no dont kick her off watch and learn *flings AJ to 2025*

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SecretAgentJonathon [2013-08-29 09:52:32 +0000 UTC]

After realizing that the surroundings are The Vannah Hotel from the first chapter of L4D2's Dead Center, I couldn't hep but think of this (not-so) little roleplay:

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*chuckles* Now you die!

God damn it, just help her up.

But she took the shotgun that I wanted!

Dude, you're carrying like, twenty different guns right now.

Yeah, uh, still hangin' over here.

But-

But, nothing! If she needed first aid, would you just keep it to yourself?

Uh, yeah. Yeah I would.

Whoa! Kinda losin' my grip here!

Just help her up already!

Aww, come on!

NOW!

Grrr, fine. *begins to pull Applejack up*

Phew, thanks. I owe ya one-

*lets go of Applejack* Whoops!

*grabs back onto ledge* WHOA NELLY!

What the hell are you doing?! Help her up!

NO! I REFUSE TO!

[Charger Alert!]

What was that?

[Charger Yell!]

Charger!

What?! *turns around*

[Charger Slam!] *carries Sonic.EXE off of the rooftop*

Aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrgghhhh! *hits the ground, dies from the fall*

Huh, didn't think he'd die from that.

Karma Chargers, get-cha every time. Now, uh, help me up, would ya?

*helps up Applejack* Yeah, yeah, yeah, keep your hat on.

Thank you kindly, bet he didn't think he would die before me.

The sad thing is that it's the first level of the first campaign.

*laughs* Yeah, and on Normal difficulty! *laughs again*

*muffled*How the hell did I die?! I can't die! What the hell was that?! *attempts to open door, yells* Yeah, I'm kinda stuck! Get me outta here!

Well, I guess we'd better go get him.

Yeah, I guess so.

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SecretAgentJonathon In reply to SecretAgentJonathon [2013-08-29 09:55:17 +0000 UTC]

Wow, didn't realize that it was that long. Sorry 'bout that.

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JoeGoddamnRombie In reply to SecretAgentJonathon [2014-06-27 05:32:05 +0000 UTC]

i heard some voices of the chocolate guy from spongebob in that karma-charger

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sonicth4 [2013-06-26 00:18:10 +0000 UTC]

That's mean

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TheMarioFan8881 [2013-06-04 09:00:37 +0000 UTC]

Applejack: S....Sonic? D...Don' ya recognize me, it's me, Applejack..

Sonic.EXE: .........Of course

Steps on AJ's hoof

AJ: Wait wait wait wait, please, j...just wait a minute

stomps harder

losing her grip

falls off

AJ: *crying* Whyyyy!!! *load thump and crack*

Sonic.EXE: Hm hmhmhmhmhmh, pathetic mare

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codytheawsome2002 In reply to TheMarioFan8881 [2015-03-15 04:49:49 +0000 UTC]

-a mysterious yellow hedgehog with green stripes (kinda like shadow's stripes), cyan limiter rings and cyan sonic-like shoes apper- ???:you monster...... -looks at the AJ corpse, and puts his hand on her forehead as his hand glows green-

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TheMarioFan8881 In reply to codytheawsome2002 [2015-03-28 02:47:43 +0000 UTC]

Sonic.EXE: What did you expect.............from a true freak!?

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codytheawsome2002 In reply to TheMarioFan8881 [2015-03-28 03:50:19 +0000 UTC]

???:you will pay.... - heals aj, then teleports in front of Sonic.exe to kick him, DOING DAMAGE!?!?-

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TheMarioFan8881 In reply to codytheawsome2002 [2015-03-28 13:38:19 +0000 UTC]

*Sonic.EXE goes flying through the wall of the building, trashing everything*

X gets up, and touches his head, seeing blood*

Okay, punk, let's do this thing

*rushes at you, red energy charged in his palms*

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codytheawsome2002 In reply to TheMarioFan8881 [2015-03-28 16:36:31 +0000 UTC]

???: ugh...... -has electric energy in his hand, then hits his pressure point, knowing him out- Sorry, but you left me no choice.

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Logzombie [2013-02-09 22:54:15 +0000 UTC]

I would kill her. Tell sonic to save me a bit to eat if he does succeed.

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sonicth4 In reply to Logzombie [2013-06-26 00:20:28 +0000 UTC]

Your pic is

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Logzombie In reply to sonicth4 [2013-08-11 15:22:13 +0000 UTC]

I sometimes wonder what happened to that cute little puppy, he used to be my pet.

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sonicth4 In reply to Logzombie [2013-08-11 19:28:04 +0000 UTC]

Wait wat

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Logzombie In reply to sonicth4 [2013-08-15 17:32:10 +0000 UTC]

Smiley ran away from me after certain events occurred. I wonder what he is up to these days.

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sonicth4 In reply to Logzombie [2013-08-16 15:42:43 +0000 UTC]

i know he's now a bad dog he kills now

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Logzombie In reply to sonicth4 [2013-08-16 17:49:40 +0000 UTC]

Heheheh.. I trained him well.

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sonicth4 In reply to Logzombie [2013-08-17 04:48:29 +0000 UTC]

LOOK WHAT HE DOES NOW ------->

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Logzombie In reply to sonicth4 [2013-08-26 14:21:24 +0000 UTC]

... I didn't train him to do that!

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sonicth4 In reply to Logzombie [2013-08-27 16:03:10 +0000 UTC]

HE TRAINS HIM SELFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

TAILS DOLL WAS A DOLL HE LEARNED HHIMSELF

SLENDER WAS BORN TO KILL AND HE TEACHED HIMSELF HOW TO SCARE AND FRIGHT

SONIC.EXE WAS ONLY SONIC BUT SOME LASER STROKED HIM AND HE LEARNED HIMSELF TO KILL

PEOPLE OR ANIMALS HAVE TO TEACH THEMSELFS

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Logzombie In reply to sonicth4 [2013-08-28 19:51:39 +0000 UTC]

And I learned how to shred flesh by myself as well. Lets just say we all have a way of teaching ourselves from what is right and what is wrong... And what is dead or soon to be dead.

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sonicth4 In reply to Logzombie [2013-08-28 19:54:58 +0000 UTC]

i dont wanna die

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Logzombie In reply to sonicth4 [2013-08-29 21:29:40 +0000 UTC]

Don't worry you have plenty of time left.... For now, but something tells me you want to meet my good friend "173".  

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sonicth4 In reply to Logzombie [2013-08-31 00:20:14 +0000 UTC]

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Logzombie In reply to sonicth4 [2013-09-01 11:47:58 +0000 UTC]

That is the guy.. He isn't all that bad when you get to know him, he just wants you to have a quick pain and blood in the drain.

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sonicth4 In reply to Logzombie [2013-09-01 17:32:35 +0000 UTC]

yup he cracks you'r neck and you're profile pic is a SCP myth

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Logzombie In reply to sonicth4 [2013-09-03 20:22:14 +0000 UTC]

A Myth? Maybe..... Maybe... But you shouldn't say that things don't exist when they might be around the corner. I await the day when I prove your theory wrong.   

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sonicth4 In reply to Logzombie [2013-09-04 14:05:52 +0000 UTC]

okay

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Logzombie In reply to sonicth4 [2013-09-06 18:58:46 +0000 UTC]

I shall now take my leave with a poem. 


The moon shines bright although the dark obscures his sight.

One cannot show his might when one cannot fight.

But he holds on to the light so he can reach a great height.

He reaches the summit and he lets go of his light.

It then blew away in the wind and flew like a kite.

But then it came behind him and held his neck tight.

Twist, crunch, Gurgle, snap.

Goodnight. 


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sonicth4 In reply to Logzombie [2013-09-06 23:21:53 +0000 UTC]

BRAVO BRAVO(crying with joy)SUCH POETRY AND NOTHING BAD IN IT NOT EVEN A SINGLE BLOODY PART BRAVO THEY GROW UP SO FAST  

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Logzombie In reply to sonicth4 [2013-09-08 13:44:16 +0000 UTC]

Poems don't always end well.. Even nursery rhymes have death in them, remember Humpty Dumpty? He fell and cracked his head open like a melon being hit by a sledge hammer. I should know because I feasted on his remains afterwards.

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sonicth4 In reply to Logzombie [2013-09-08 14:38:03 +0000 UTC]

Let me get this straight you like yolk

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Logzombie In reply to sonicth4 [2013-09-08 20:20:14 +0000 UTC]

The entire village did. I personally like runny yolk but when it goes dry.... *Shudders* But making a human sized fried egg was hard. I'm not surprised the poor bugger fell off seeing how fat he was at the time, so I decided to stick to fresh roadkill.

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sonicth4 In reply to Logzombie [2013-09-08 20:42:16 +0000 UTC]

do you have nightmares?

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Logzombie In reply to sonicth4 [2013-09-08 23:58:27 +0000 UTC]

Depends of your definition of "Nightmare", most of the time I just dream of the same thing. I float unable to move unable to see and unable to hear in an endless void of black. But when I dream of something else it is usually about me and my "acquaintances" in a slaughter house. I love throwing cute and plushy things in a giant blender, it gives me a sort of warm feeling in my heart. 

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sonicth4 In reply to Logzombie [2013-09-09 00:07:44 +0000 UTC]

so cute things like kittens and puppies is ur dream and Creepypasta is your nightmare okay i see

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Logzombie In reply to sonicth4 [2013-09-12 21:58:22 +0000 UTC]

Correction, It is the other way around. I despise anything cute hence why I meet up with others to shred and fracture the skulls of cute puppies and kittens and in this case.... Ponies. All of them go in the blender! I look forward to ripping their insides out with a pitchfork... This is my dream and it is also my fortune.

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sonicth4 In reply to Logzombie [2013-09-12 23:19:16 +0000 UTC]

So you do like cute things

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Logzombie In reply to sonicth4 [2013-09-13 14:26:42 +0000 UTC]

Are you not understanding what I am saying? I like to kill cute things! Shredding them apart is my life.

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sonicth4 In reply to Logzombie [2013-09-13 14:27:30 +0000 UTC]

Uhhhhhhhhhh?So wanna have cake

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Logzombie In reply to sonicth4 [2013-09-14 14:11:57 +0000 UTC]

No thanks. I just had lunch so it wouldn't do me very good.  

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sonicth4 In reply to Logzombie [2013-09-14 16:57:15 +0000 UTC]

Ur my new friend :3

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Logzombie In reply to sonicth4 [2013-09-15 19:43:55 +0000 UTC]

Making friends with a psychopath may be a bad idea.. Are you sure about that?   

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sonicth4 In reply to Logzombie [2013-09-15 20:55:59 +0000 UTC]

ur nice :3

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Logzombie In reply to sonicth4 [2013-09-18 20:11:35 +0000 UTC]

Nicer then some yes... I know the few who would try to kill you.

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sonicth4 In reply to Logzombie [2013-09-19 07:53:53 +0000 UTC]

yeah Nightmares try to kill me

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Logzombie In reply to sonicth4 [2013-09-20 15:47:15 +0000 UTC]

Would you call me a nightmare? A creature born from the depths of an endless staircase that haunts those unaware of what lies in the deep? I would say probably...

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sonicth4 In reply to Logzombie [2013-09-21 00:33:26 +0000 UTC]

i would call you a dream

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Logzombie In reply to sonicth4 [2013-09-30 22:24:22 +0000 UTC]

I wouldn't say a good dream though. Do I look like I belong in the clouds that is the afterlife? I think not.

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