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TheDarkDash — Sonic.Exe almsot killed a certain somepony
Published: 2012-07-28 00:01:29 +0000 UTC; Views: 5966; Favourites: 24; Downloads: 351
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I had to make this. i HAD toRelated content
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One does not need to be scary... One just needs to feast and believe in one simple fact. Loving is not as rewarding as killing.
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I'm less boring then some.. I try new ways to slaughter every day. Those who I chose to spare become.... Lets just say "Less alive"
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I'm dead! How can I not be boring? I'm surprised you have been talking to me for so long.
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Then what are you waiting for? Walk out of the darkness and into the ash filled light that is the world. I shall remain in the darkness that I belong in, and you can have yours. But remember, Keep your heart to yourself otherwise it may end up on someones dinner plate.
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WOAH lay off the late night blood bags
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Then keep safe. Never trust those around you, you never know what they could be thinking about.
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Then wake up see the blood-stained skies. The world isn't full of rainbows and lollipops, only a cruel test for what you would call the afterlife.
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One thing did you're parents abuse you cuz it looks like it
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Abuse? Quite the opposite. I just can't help being psychotic, born from the darkness and spread around like an infection in several forms. One as a vision, the other a dream, and lastly.. the internet. Hence why I am here. I am here to find out the ways of the human race and why they despise our ways.
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-S-:kill her i never like her anyway...
:sure *kick her hands*
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Any pony but AJ. ANYPONY!!!!!!
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is this the daed center l4d2 map?
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Almost?! Damn it EXE! I paid you $20 to kill her! Gimme my money ba-
*Says to self* Oh wait, I gave Applejack a 7-up before I asked EXE to kill her.
Nevermind EXE, keep the money.
*Applejack's grip is slipping*
Actually, there's an extra $20 if you help her up.
*Sonic.exe raises hand to help her up.*
Alright, let me get my twen-
*Applejack loses her grip and hits the pavement after 5 seconds of falling*
Oooooooooohhh... *inhales* crap...
*Pulls out clipboard and starts writing*
Let's see, 1 life plus the 7-Up I gave her, equals 8 lives. She fell, so 8 - 1 = 7 lives left...
Oh well, she'll be fine. Here, I don't need it anyway.
*Gives Sonic.exe the extra $20 anyways*
Applejack should respawn at Sweet Apple Acres right about... now.
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Rainbow Dash had tried to get rid of the game... She was smart... But then Sonic.EXE found AJ, and soon RD got a note in the mail with this picture and the disc, with a note attached to it, presumably written in AJ's blood...
Play the game or she dies... Play it all the way through... See you soon... my bride!!!
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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllll... shit.
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but then rainbowdash saves Applejack
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People, if you don't stop telling Sonic.Exe to kill Applejack in this picture, it's gonna be removed!
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DROP HER ONTO THE GROUND AND BITE HER BONEZ
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read the title, dipshit. it says "almost"
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I think he meant "YES, SONIC, KILL HER"
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Oh gosh.... poor applejack
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