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This is just my rundown of the films I wasn't a fan of in 202022

Dishonorable Mentions
Hotel Transylvania: Transformania
Jurassic World: Dominion
Spiderhead
The King's Daughter

10. Thor: Love and Thunder: This movie actually got worse the more I thought about it. I was way too generous giving this movie only 2 1/2 stars on my first viewing. This movie was just annoying, unfunny and stupid with a plot hole regarding how sentient Thor's hammer is and how underutilized the Guardians here (who were sadly the best part). This almost made me give up on the MCU (especially with the screaming goats and Seeing Thor NAKED, WTF?!?!?!)

9. Turning Red: I really am sorry to those who did like this movie, but I wasn't one of them (though, even I can agree that some of the hate towards it is pretty uncalled for, looking at you Mr. Enter). Almost every character was either a plot device or really frustrating and obnoxious including its attempts to pander (I get that it's set in 2002 but I was born in 2004 and I still don't like it) and it became way to stressful and annoying (as well as its ideas going all over the place) for me to enjoy or appreciate its intentions (and don't get me started on that finale where they use a fucking TWERK JOKE!

8. Moonfall: This movie would've just been mediocre on its own but then came the stupid godawful 3rd Act which for me ruins the films by attempting to sequel bait us and how bad it's done. Also, Roland Emmerich, what is it that you said about Marvel, DC, and Star Wars "ruining cinema" and "killing originality" when you've basically made so many Independence Day sequels disguised as "original movies". Roland Emmerich, time to retire. You're done!

7. The Gray Man: This movie especially disappoints me because I was really hyped for it knowing it's directed by the Russo Brothers and from the trailers had a great cast (knowing it was Ryan Gosling's big return to movies after a 4-year hiatus after First Man). All I got was a boring action slog with awful action set-pieces and overuse of shaky cam and quick cut edits that I felt absolutely nothing about it and even some of the acting wasn't even that good.

6. Blacklight: Yet another bad Liam Neeson action vehicle where every action set-piece is awful with shitty editing and obnoxious Dutch angles, NEXT!

5. Brazen: Basically, what happens when you let the writers who basically wrote a shitty Christian fanfic write or direct a cheap-ass mystery thriller where you can predict everything that happens before it happens. That's what it looks like.

4. There Are No Saints: A decade in development hell was more obvious. Bad acting (even Ron Perlman couldn't get a good performance here), shitty cinematography and lighting and it's dull as dishwater.

3. Summering: Ok what was the point of this movie? Its ideas are beyond all over the place. Does it want to be a mystery thriller or a coming-of-age movie about growing up because this movie doesn't pick one and go with it and everything the kids say and do isn't even realistic, logical or relatable in any way. and by the end, this film was all for nothing. Nothing is accomplished by the end and made you feel as if you wasted an hour and half of your time, which would be better spent on gas prices.

2. Morbius: IT'S MORBIN TIME! In all seriousness, this film was a fucking mess. Let's just move on from this shit and forget it was a thing.

1. The Ice Age Adventures of Buck Wild: All I have left to say is, I hope Chris Wedge (main founder of BlueSky) and every former creative time behind that studio fucking SUES Disney for stealing their assets, parading them on Twitter as if it's theirs and using their licenses to exploit more movies after BlueSky's big shutdown (and attempting to shut off Nimona until it got picked up by Netflix). I would be more than happy if that happened.

Description
This is just my rundown of the films I wasn't a fan of in 202022

Dishonorable Mentions
Hotel Transylvania: Transformania
Jurassic World: Dominion
Spiderhead
The King's Daughter

10. Thor: Love and Thunder: This movie actually got worse the more I thought about it. I was way too generous giving this movie only 2 1/2 stars on my first viewing. This movie was just annoying, unfunny and stupid with a plot hole regarding how sentient Thor's hammer is and how underutilized the Guardians here (who were sadly the best part). This almost made me give up on the MCU (especially with the screaming goats and Seeing Thor NAKED, WTF?!?!?!)

9. Turning Red: I really am sorry to those who did like this movie, but I wasn't one of them (though, even I can agree that some of the hate towards it is pretty uncalled for, looking at you Mr. Enter). Almost every character was either a plot device or really frustrating and obnoxious including its attempts to pander (I get that it's set in 2002 but I was born in 2004 and I still don't like it) and it became way to stressful and annoying (as well as its ideas going all over the place) for me to enjoy or appreciate its intentions (and don't get me started on that finale where they use a fucking TWERK JOKE!

8. Moonfall: This movie would've just been mediocre on its own but then came the stupid godawful 3rd Act which for me ruins the films by attempting to sequel bait us and how bad it's done. Also, Roland Emmerich, what is it that you said about Marvel, DC, and Star Wars "ruining cinema" and "killing originality" when you've basically made so many Independence Day sequels disguised as "original movies". Roland Emmerich, time to retire. You're done!

7. The Gray Man: This movie especially disappoints me because I was really hyped for it knowing it's directed by the Russo Brothers and from the trailers had a great cast (knowing it was Ryan Gosling's big return to movies after a 4-year hiatus after First Man). All I got was a boring action slog with awful action set-pieces and overuse of shaky cam and quick cut edits that I felt absolutely nothing about it and even some of the acting wasn't even that good.

6. Blacklight: Yet another bad Liam Neeson action vehicle where every action set-piece is awful with shitty editing and obnoxious Dutch angles, NEXT!

5. Brazen: Basically, what happens when you let the writers who basically wrote a shitty Christian fanfic write or direct a cheap-ass mystery thriller where you can predict everything that happens before it happens. That's what it looks like.

4. There Are No Saints: A decade in development hell was more obvious. Bad acting (even Ron Perlman couldn't get a good performance here), shitty cinematography and lighting and it's dull as dishwater.

3. Summering: Ok what was the point of this movie? Its ideas are beyond all over the place. Does it want to be a mystery thriller or a coming-of-age movie about growing up because this movie doesn't pick one and go with it and everything the kids say and do isn't even realistic, logical or relatable in any way. and by the end, this film was all for nothing. Nothing is accomplished by the end and made you feel as if you wasted an hour and half of your time, which would be better spent on gas prices.

2. Morbius: IT'S MORBIN TIME! In all seriousness, this film was a fucking mess. Let's just move on from this shit and forget it was a thing.

1. The Ice Age Adventures of Buck Wild: All I have left to say is, I hope Chris Wedge (main founder of BlueSky) and every former creative time behind that studio fucking SUES Disney for stealing their assets, parading them on Twitter as if it's theirs and using their licenses to exploit more movies after BlueSky's big shutdown (and attempting to shut off Nimona until it got picked up by Netflix). I would be more than happy if that happened.