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Oromis's 800 year experience with Rimgar vs. Eragon's first try ... I always imagine Rimgar being like yoga :3all characters (c) Christopher Paolini
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When I started yoga, I thought that's what "one-arm stands" were, and I was thinking, "Err....shouldn't we work up to that?" But it's just standing up from a sitting stretch position with one arm. 
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Wow that is funny! I luv this one I suck at yoga also I am just not very flexible yet my cousin is just back flipping around the house!!!
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this is like me when i try to practice yoga for the first time, damn they're so flexible
and i was entering the wrong class....
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Oromis: "I'm too cool for do something who is so easy ~"
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Hahahaha! Poor Eragon. 
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"You just have wound on your back? Fuck this shit, let's do some Rimgar!"
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I think Oromis really just wants Eragon to suffer sometimes for all the stupid thing he says/does :I but he's just to polite to slap him
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I'm trying to understand, how stupidity of Eragon or somebody else annoying 800+ years old elf O_o But Oromis suffers that shit, because he kind and smart
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Can you imagine how the elves would be if they reacted as emotionally as humans? D8 it would be horrifying!
What I really like about Oromis is that he actually appoligized for his kind for the tendency of being arrogant. and Eragon was like "ANTS! ARYA! MY SCAR HURTS!"
Oromis: " - what?"
Eragon: " DRAGONS! ARYA!"
Oromis: " I'm trying to teach you here -"
Eragon: " ARYA! ARYA!"
Oromis: " Eragon Stop!"
Eragon: " SAPHIRA! VANIR SUCKS!"
ORomis: "Eragon! What are you doing???!!"
Eragon: "PRETTY!" *Runs after a butterfly*
Oromis: wallpoper.com/images/00/37/07/…
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heheh, and then Oromis was attack by his illness, I think =/
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I have sister who can do things like that. . . things that human spines shouldn't do.
Her: "Come on, Darish. It's easy!"
Me : "Yeah. .. no."
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Some people are just really flexible :I or have years experience of gymnastic/yoga/etc. My older sister is insanely flexible and is about 25 pounds or so heavier then me, she used to practice gymnastic as a kid so she can still go into a split and such no problem :I
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Aye, I've done all sorts of martial arts, so I'm considered absurdly flexible(splits, handsprings and the like), but then my sister will visit me, walk by with her feet dangling over her head, and she'll be like "Hey! look what I just learned! It's super easy!"
Then I'll be like . . . ------> this "Sure. fine. Go be bendy somewhere else, spineless freak of nature."
Incidentally, when she was very small(she still is little) one of her nicknames was "the stretchy elf." I made her a T shirt with that on there.
You need to do more art! I enjoy it. I'm such a fantasy nerd. I really do need to get myself to a nerd convention.
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Than you're at least more flexible then I am :3 (I can run for a whole minute! and I can almost touch my knees! |o3o| ) Some people seem to be unreasanable flexible :I I myself have very flexible fingers - really wished that other parts of my body were as flexible
Thank you 
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Alas. . .finals. I myself am also in their torturous throws.
Think up, though(Is that even an actual expression?) Summer comes!
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I really hate finals -_- I love the classes that skip them, when you just need to hand in two essays and tend few classes. I don't that that is an expression, would probably be "look on the bright side" :3 I will be working all summer, but at least I've money at the end of it ^.^
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Alas. . money - so annoying to obtain, yet you need it to buy cool stuff!
Or you just do what I do and try to make cool stuff very, very cheaply.
School is like having a full time job w/ overtime - only you have to pay to work!
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Though the cool stuff I really like are expensive 
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Yupp, school takes a lot of our time :I plus all the homework. -_-
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Well, see, cool stuff that I want is usually makeable - chainmail, maps of fictional countries, various leather armors - I'm a low tech kind of guy.
What concert are you seeing?
Ah. . . homework - what I'm supposed to be doing now. . . damn you internet!
University = tiny corner of hell
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Wow, that's awesome :3 I wish I had the talent to make chainmail and leather armor
It's a metal concert festival, I'll have to drive there (about 10 hour drive) and camp for few days. The tickets aren't really expensive, but the cost of everything else is :I
I really dislike homework -_-" though I am considering starting over at the university, I think that it's in my best interest to learn better English.
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The concert sounds really fun!
I really don't have "Talent" - I'm just a guy with not much money and a lot of time.
Your English is really good - much better than my German is.
(If I'm bothering you, just tell me to shove off, and I will gladly do so.)
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the close up picture you have on your homepage is really good, so I wouldn't say you don't have talent
Thank you
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By all means, pursue your writing dreams! What type of book(or poetry)? I'm writing a nonhistorical fiction, kind of like Game of Thrones without dragons, magic, white walkers, ect.
I want to post the rest of my shirt, but I have to get around to taking a picture without me in the shirt (I don't want the Internet stalking me, and yes I'm paranoid) I also have to finish the arming jack that goes under it. Arrg, hate sewing! But it is a nessicary evil.
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I'm writing a high-fantasy, though without the elves and dwarves (they don't really fit into the story). That sounds interesting, have made any progress?
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Ah, fun! Sounds great -I'm a giant fantasy nerd. Well, I've been busy with school, so not much progress.
Have you ever read the Wheel of Time books by Robert Jordan? I think you'd like them.
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I know the problem :I I'm actually participating in camp NaNo a month to late since I get one month in vacation until I start working.
I haven't read it, but I'll add it to my list of books I've yet to read
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Oh fun - the book list! I have me one of those for a summer project!
(Also I'm going to learn how to bake foods other than bread. I'm actually a decent cook, but I have actually had the honor of exploding a cake in my mother's oven, amongst other disasters. I was going to surprise my littlest brother for his birthday, he always bakes me cookies for mine, and I must have added too much bicarbonate of soda - I had to chip the stuff off the inside of the oven with a screw driver. I am now summarily banned from baking in mum's house. But now I have an oven of my own, and I'm not fussy about various carbon all over the inside - Hurrah!)
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The first one on my list is 'Game of Thrones'
Well, that sound better then my cooking experience ... it's pretty much this: media.thedailytouch.com/2013/1…
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Oh, do read it! Read the books! Read all the books!
Then make art.
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2.bp.blogspot.com/-5Py8UAs9pXE…
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What pray tell is this link?
(Not meaning to sound angry or anything, just don't want viruses or stuff on my computer)
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oh, sorry. It's just a meme of a guy shouting "READ ALL THE BOOKS!" :3
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Ohhhhh. . .like "kill all the people?"
See? I can internet a little. I only mostly live under a rock in the thirteenth century!
(I can also put those little faces on comments now!)
Sorry about the complete and utter nonsense, exams have been rough, and I have no brain left.
Go to my gallery and see what I did to my arm after said tests.
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Exams can be so cruel sometimes
oh, this looks pretty nice :3
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Thanks - and the title is a Wheel of Time reference if you are confused
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hehe good to know :3
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Am I the only one who remembers that Oromis had a beard?
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL
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he doesn't. He's an elf so he's incapable of having a beard. You must be mistaking him with someone else
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Love it!
I wish it had happened exactly like that in the book.
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C'mon Eragon you can do it!
First the snake twerk! XD
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Always imagined it to be like this!
Lolz Oromis you are such an idiot sometimes. Humans are not flexible.
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This is great! Eragon doesn't seems to be very supple...
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