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Published: 2009-08-23 21:00:01 +0000 UTC; Views: 629; Favourites: 15; Downloads: 5
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Those of you who are offended by the horrible language above, GET OFF THE INTERNET NOW. You will thank me later.Anyway, this guy was part of an evil organization of some sort, waited for years to be turned into a death dealing cyborg, stayed up late debating with his friends weather he'll end up as Chainsaw Jaguar, Flamethrower Mosquito, or Machine gun Africanized Honey Bee... And after the reconstructive surgery, he wakes up to find himself Corkscrew Toad. WTF guys, that's not even a weapon.
A tribute of sorts to the old Kamen Rider Villians like Hammer Jellyfish ([link] ), TV Fly ([link] ) and Boiler Toad ([link] ). My heart goes out to you guys.
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Comments: 14
AkaRanger [2011-10-11 22:07:01 +0000 UTC]
Why didn't Destron have a scorpion kaijin? Scorpions were a prominent motif throughout Destron's appearances in Kamen Rider V3. Here's an kaijin idea: Acid-Scorpion. Armed with an acid spray-gun and an acid-coated sword.
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G1990 [2011-03-15 01:40:43 +0000 UTC]
They shuld totaly do an union stike agaist Shcoker, Seriusly! How can you fight with stuff like that? Why not making them like the rider and having actual ketchup in the cafeteria, Seriusly what's that thing ? It's not even red it's kind of like orage colores and.....
EJEM: Good one, Pretty funny!
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TheKeeperOfHarold In reply to G1990 [2011-03-17 10:14:09 +0000 UTC]
Seriously. How useful can a corkscrew be, even? Why not: GUN toad or POISON GAS toad or BOMB toad? It's like they're setting the poor guy up for failure.
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OrangePickles [2010-10-18 18:51:07 +0000 UTC]
best Rider design imo.. he should get his own series.
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RiderB0y [2010-08-06 11:29:08 +0000 UTC]
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAH, Hail Shocker!!!!
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TheLadyOfTheRain [2009-08-25 00:16:52 +0000 UTC]
What I want to know is why there's a hand on his crotch, holding an eyeball.
I mean, figuring out why he has a corkscrew might be nice, but really. What is that?
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TheKeeperOfHarold In reply to TheLadyOfTheRain [2009-08-25 04:35:55 +0000 UTC]
It's his evil organization's logo-belt thing. All the original Kamen rider monsters had these big wrestling-style belt buckle things with their organization's logo on it. [link] [link] [link] [link]
taa daa!
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TheLadyOfTheRain In reply to TheKeeperOfHarold [2009-08-27 07:38:04 +0000 UTC]
Their logo is a fist? I guess that's not so bad...
Those pictures *are* ridiculous, though. I couldn't even choose which is the most ridiculous--its a tie between the first and second ones. *Grown men* dress up in those costumes...
After seeing those, though, I think you have a spot in that business. Your guy looks *just like* those.
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TheKeeperOfHarold In reply to TheLadyOfTheRain [2009-08-27 17:01:10 +0000 UTC]
A fist holding an eyeball! It was the best thing I could come up with on the spot. XD
They are pretty crazy. But the fact that they exist doesn't surprise me much. can't have a superhero without villains, I suppose.
Maybe. These are all old ones though. Early 1970's... Modern kamen rider monsters look a tad different.
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kabu-hito [2009-08-23 22:31:24 +0000 UTC]
Boiler toad!
He could totally kick Mr.Winebottleman's ass.
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TheKeeperOfHarold In reply to kabu-hito [2009-08-24 02:56:39 +0000 UTC]
Hells no. XD Corkscrew toad has CORKSCREW POWERZ.
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