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Published: 2011-08-21 23:46:43 +0000 UTC; Views: 1923; Favourites: 9; Downloads: 18
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You like Mustaches :3 lol lame pun XPNow I give you a new enemy, Maulstache. Basically, they are shamans with mustaches that can attack! I used shamans to make these badguys because think about it, Male shamans have HUGE facial hair right? So I thought, why not? Thus they were made :3 I may have screwed up alittle on the mustache, but cut me slack all right XP anywho, enjoy =3
SCAN LOG
SCAN COMPLETE.
CREATURE: Maulstache. A rouge shaman found working for Captain Wight McLich. Most male shamans are known for having large facial hair. This one does, however an incident occurred when a blast of Dakron caused its facial hair to magically come to life. The shamans at time learned to use this for combat. The living mustache has been dubbed “Battle Stache”
STATS: HP 7/ATK 4/DEF 0
ATTACKS: Stache Punch/Strangle/Thunderbolt
ANALYSIS: In battle, Maulstaches only attack by the use of their Battle Stache. One of the Battle Staches attacks, Strangle; where the Battle Stache will grab their opponent and begins to crush them, will deal numerous damage. This attack cannot be guarded against, but once you are caught you can escape to reduce the amount of damage. Even though Maulstache mainly attacks by using his living mustache, these shamans can perform magical spells. However, this Maulstache only has one spell and it’s targeted on all opponents. Scans reveal that fire attacks will defeat the Maulstaches easily. Take that under consideration when dealing with them.
SCAN COMPLETE.
CREATURE: Brawlstache. A Maulstache found in the Blanco Cathedral. Brawlstaches have stronger Battle Staches and more spells than their previous counterpart.
STATS: HP 15/ATK 7/DEF 0
ATTACKS: Stache Punch/Strangle/Evil Poke/Thunder Bolt/Wicked Wave
ANALYSIS: According to scans, the Brawlstaches’ new attacks are time based. If you are hit by its Evil Poke, you will become paralyzed and will not be able to move. Be careful with their Wicked Wave spell. It attacks all and will cause Slow. As always, use fire attacks to defeat quickly.
SCAN COMPLETE.
CREATURE: Devastache. An elderly Maulstache found roaming in the twins’ hideout. They may take refuge there, but they are still loyal to their people of the Infinity Empire.
STATS: HP 23/ATK 13/DEF 0
ATTACKS: Stache Punch/Strangle/Sinister Poke/Thunder Bolt/Rising Blades
ANALYSIS: Be cautious with the Devastache’s Sinister Poke. It will make you unable to use Flower Points. And be careful with their spell, Rising Blades. It deals a lethal 20 hit points of damage. What’s worse is that the effect of the fire attack has lowered. It’s still its weakness, but now it will do little damage.
SCAN COMPLETE.
CREATURE: Catastrastache. A Maulstache that battles with their brethren in the Infinity Army. This high class warrior has been given immunity all fire based attacks, making it a strong foe.
STATS: HP 30/ATK 20/DEF 0
ATTACKS: Stache Punch/Strangle/Lethal Poke/Thunder Bolt/Black Void/Heal Wave
ANALYSIS: Fire attacks will have no effect on the Catastrastache. Your best bet is to use Powerful attacks on it. Its Lethal Poke will cause Cancel and will wipe your health all the way down to one. Their Black Void will do the same as Lethal Poke, except on all enemies. It can also restore a small amount of health to all of its allies. Take down this shaman quickly before you lose this fight.
Shaman: NINTENDO
Maulstache: ME
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Comments: 16
RoanoatheDragonlord [2013-08-07 02:11:11 +0000 UTC]
Me: *gets rid of the razor and gets a chainsaw instead* Come here Catastrastache THIS WON'T HURT A BIT
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TheSpiderManager In reply to RoanoatheDragonlord [2013-08-07 04:29:02 +0000 UTC]
Catastrastache: O__O EEEEKK!!! *runs away*
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Wheelzzz In reply to TheSpiderManager [2013-01-03 01:10:25 +0000 UTC]
Who has a razor when we need one?
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TheSpiderManager In reply to Wheelzzz [2013-01-03 01:11:59 +0000 UTC]
If that was an item, consider them dead in an instant XD
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Wheelzzz In reply to TheSpiderManager [2013-01-03 01:12:35 +0000 UTC]
--Attacks them with a pair of electric razors-- C'MERE! D<
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Wheelzzz In reply to TheSpiderManager [2013-01-03 01:19:44 +0000 UTC]
MWAHAHAHAHA~!
--BUZZBUZZBUZZ--
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Pixel-Kiitty [2012-05-31 03:09:32 +0000 UTC]
lol I thought it would have been able to use bitch slap XD
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SliverEmperor [2011-08-22 00:55:22 +0000 UTC]
Hmmm, interesting. This is a clever enemy type with ingenious names (gee, it's almost like we thought of them ourselves)! They sound pretty tough...well, mainly the Catastrastache, but still, not a nice enemy to meet in the Infinity Empire.
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TheSpiderManager In reply to SliverEmperor [2011-08-22 03:39:55 +0000 UTC]
thanks ^^ sorry I forgot to credit you for the name
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SliverEmperor In reply to TheSpiderManager [2011-08-22 04:15:09 +0000 UTC]
Oh, no biggie. We were being silly-it's a trivial thing.
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