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Take it from one cool kat to another Fix-meister, you've just gotta' let yourself unwind. Y'know! Chill out.

:Fix-it Bear: *dubious at the spontaneous appearance of the white cat* "...What's going on? What do you want of me?"

:Shine Bright Bear: "Want?"

:Lofty Heart: "We're just out to have a good time!"

:Crispy: "Don't got no problems"

:Lofty/Shine Bright: "No problems!"

:Crispy: "Ain't got no suitcase"

:Lofty/Shine Bright: "No suitcase!"

:Crispy: "Ain't got no clothes to worry about..."

:Lofty/Shine Bright: "No clothes to worry about!"

:Crispy: "Ain't got no real estate or jewelry or gold mines to hang me up!"

:Shine Bright Bear: "I just throw in my hand, with the chilliest bunch in the land!" *at this point in the ditty, Shine Bright chucks a severed human palm into a small bonfire Lofty Heart had made just a few moments ago. Much to the shock and horror of the other Care Bears who had been watching the whole ordeal from a bit of a distance*

:Crispy: "Hey, Shine Bright, it's against the rules to throw other peoples hands!"

:Shine Bright Bear: "Well, How about femurs then?"

:Mr. Antlion: "ENOUGH. I DEMAND THAT YOU CEASE WITH THIS LABYRINTH SKIT IMMEDIATLEY! I WILL NOT TOLERATE-"

*A certain pink Care Bear comes prancing daintily onto the already crowded scene, his locks unkempt, his eyebrows unswept, he enters sporting the very same outfit the Goblin King himself wore during the ballroom waltz*

: Bishounen Bear: "Did I miss anything?"

:Lofty Heart: "Wowwie zowwie, you make a pretty convincing Jareth!"

:Crispy: "Yes, authentic to the very last detail!"

:Mr. Antlion: *shielding eyes* "UGH! I CAN SEE HIS MAN-MEAT HANGING OUT IN PLAIN VIEW! HOW APPALLING!!"

:Crispy: "Like I said, authentic to the very last detail!

Description
Take it from one cool kat to another Fix-meister, you've just gotta' let yourself unwind. Y'know! Chill out.

:Fix-it Bear: *dubious at the spontaneous appearance of the white cat* "...What's going on? What do you want of me?"

:Shine Bright Bear: "Want?"

:Lofty Heart: "We're just out to have a good time!"

:Crispy: "Don't got no problems"

:Lofty/Shine Bright: "No problems!"

:Crispy: "Ain't got no suitcase"

:Lofty/Shine Bright: "No suitcase!"

:Crispy: "Ain't got no clothes to worry about..."

:Lofty/Shine Bright: "No clothes to worry about!"

:Crispy: "Ain't got no real estate or jewelry or gold mines to hang me up!"

:Shine Bright Bear: "I just throw in my hand, with the chilliest bunch in the land!" *at this point in the ditty, Shine Bright chucks a severed human palm into a small bonfire Lofty Heart had made just a few moments ago. Much to the shock and horror of the other Care Bears who had been watching the whole ordeal from a bit of a distance*

:Crispy: "Hey, Shine Bright, it's against the rules to throw other peoples hands!"

:Shine Bright Bear: "Well, How about femurs then?"

:Mr. Antlion: "ENOUGH. I DEMAND THAT YOU CEASE WITH THIS LABYRINTH SKIT IMMEDIATLEY! I WILL NOT TOLERATE-"

*A certain pink Care Bear comes prancing daintily onto the already crowded scene, his locks unkempt, his eyebrows unswept, he enters sporting the very same outfit the Goblin King himself wore during the ballroom waltz*

: Bishounen Bear: "Did I miss anything?"

:Lofty Heart: "Wowwie zowwie, you make a pretty convincing Jareth!"

:Crispy: "Yes, authentic to the very last detail!"

:Mr. Antlion: *shielding eyes* "UGH! I CAN SEE HIS MAN-MEAT HANGING OUT IN PLAIN VIEW! HOW APPALLING!!"

:Crispy: "Like I said, authentic to the very last detail!