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Cheer Bear: "Lol, you're all fat!"
Polite Panda: "That's not very nice... and besides, at least we're not as bad as Swift Heart."
Proud Heart: "Yeah Swift Heart, gawd. What've you got in there, the Great Wishing Star?"
Swift Heart: "Can one of you guys roll me back to my house? I've been here for days..."

I was practicing Care Bear anatomy one day, just trying to figure out where all the muscles and organs were, because in a world of cloud-dwelling multi-coloured animals accurate anatomy is relevant, and it suddenly occurred to me how exceedingly fat a pregnant Care Bear would be. We're dealing with Churchill levels man, Churchill levels! Polite Panda is only expecting a singleton, and she doesn't walk so much as she waddles. Proud Heart (who in my headcannon is a tabby) is with twins. Tugs has tied a string to her tail after having understandably mistaken her for a balloon. And Swift Heart, who in my fanverse I unthinkingly gave sextuplets... well, it appears every unwitting star buddy who wanders within range is being pulled into her orbit.

Mein Gott, what have I done?

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Cheer Bear: "Lol, you're all fat!"
Polite Panda: "That's not very nice... and besides, at least we're not as bad as Swift Heart."
Proud Heart: "Yeah Swift Heart, gawd. What've you got in there, the Great Wishing Star?"
Swift Heart: "Can one of you guys roll me back to my house? I've been here for days..."

I was practicing Care Bear anatomy one day, just trying to figure out where all the muscles and organs were, because in a world of cloud-dwelling multi-coloured animals accurate anatomy is relevant, and it suddenly occurred to me how exceedingly fat a pregnant Care Bear would be. We're dealing with Churchill levels man, Churchill levels! Polite Panda is only expecting a singleton, and she doesn't walk so much as she waddles. Proud Heart (who in my headcannon is a tabby) is with twins. Tugs has tied a string to her tail after having understandably mistaken her for a balloon. And Swift Heart, who in my fanverse I unthinkingly gave sextuplets... well, it appears every unwitting star buddy who wanders within range is being pulled into her orbit.

Mein Gott, what have I done?